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Stories of SCA children.

 

NOTE: See also the files: SCA-stories1-msg, you-know-msg, toys-msg, dolls-msg, children-msg, teenagers-msg, babies-msg, child-gam-msg.

 

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This file is a collection of various messages having a common theme that I have collected from my reading of the various computer networks. Some messages date back to 1989, some may be as recent as yesterday.

 

This file is part of a collection of files called Stefan's Florilegium. These files are available on the Internet at: http://www.florilegium.org

 

I have done a limited amount of editing. Messages having to do with separate topics were sometimes split into different files and sometimes extraneous information was removed. For instance, the message IDs were removed to save space and remove clutter.

 

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    Mark S. Harris                  AKA:  THLord Stefan li Rous

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From: jprod at sagepub.COM (Journals Production Department)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: SCA Kids

Date: 23 Apr 1993 18:59:21 -0400

Organization: Sage Publications, Inc., Newbury Park, CA

 

  When Lady Katherine the White was preparing to move from Tennessee

  to Texas, her young one asked, "Mommy, where's Texas?

 

  She said, "Ansteorra, dear."

 

  He knew _exactly_ where that was.

 

                             Sister Kate

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From: magesteve at aol.com (Mage Steve)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: You know your Children are in the SCA when...

Date: 21 Mar 1994 17:25:02 -0500

Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)

 

...your five year old daughter, who is watching a video of the Gene Kelly

Musical "Brigadoon" (Scottish Wedding scene), looks up and says in a clear

scornful voice, "Bad Pensic Garb!!!!"

 

(She did it last weekend, and you know something, she was right.  It is a awful

movie and has some awful costumes).

 

Kenwrec FitzRaymund

MKA Steve Sheets

Barony of Ponte Alto, Kingdom of Atlantia

 

 

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

From: Wynn

Subject: Re: You know your Children are in the SCA when...

Date: Wed, 23 Mar 1994 19:39:29 GMT

 

..when you overhear your three-year old meeting new little friends at the

playground and he asks, "What's your name?" then "What's your SCA name?"

 

wklosky at nitro.mines.colorado.edu

 

 

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

From: asparrow at nyx.cs.du.edu (Angelia Sparrow)

Subject: Re: You know your Children are in the SCA when...

Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.

Date: Tue, 29 Mar 94 02:01:02 GMT

 

Your two year old freezes when you say "Hold!"

 

Among her 40 word vocabulary is "King"

 

And she's happier in her tunic and surcoat than in a sweatsuit.  (At least

she takes off the sweat suit to wear the tunic)

 

Aethelynde mother of Anastasia d'Eath, Calanais-nuadh, Calontir

 

 

From: jacquetta at aol.com (Jacquetta)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: You know your Children are in the SCA when...

Date: 29 Mar 1994 15:10:03 -0500

Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)

 

If I can add one:

...when your 4th grader writes an essay in school about a time when she "felt

special" and writes about the time Daddy carried her favor in a tourney and how

great it was when he won his first 2 bouts and how disappointed she was when he

got killed in the semi-finals and then the teacher calls you and wants to know

if your husband has died...

 

Lady Jacquetta de Mehun, mother of Rhian ferch

Malcom - an excellent writer, if not a discreet one...

 

 

From: magesteve at aol.com (Mage Steve)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: You know your Children are in the SCA when...

Date: 22 Apr 1994 16:52:13 -0400

Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)

 

... your 3 1/2 year old daughter keeps yelling "Vivat" every time someone

cheers at her Grandfather's & new Step-Grandmother's wedding.

 

Kenwrec FitzRaymund

 

 

From: ercil at astrid.UUCP (Ercil C. Howard-Wroth)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re:  You know you're in the SCA when...

Date: 25 Apr 94 13:50:38 PST

Organization: Private No

Your daughter will only wear her `real' clothes to school and

her `real clothes' are garb not shorts and a t-shirt.

      

                                         Astridhr Selr Leifsdottir

                                              E. Howard-Wroth

  

...uunet!astrid!astridhr                          Shire of Heatherwyne

astrid!astridhr at uunet.UU.NET                           Kingdom of Caid

70327.1614 at compuserve.com

 

 

From: teachmrt at aol.com (Teach Mr T)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: YKYINTSCA

Date: 19 Nov 1995 21:29:14 -0500

Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)

 

Your 8-year-old is at Gramma's writing up "menus" for Thanksgiving Dinner,

and when you look at them you see: "First Remove . . . Second Remove  . .

. Third Remove."

 

On the way home from Gramma's, she announces she has a homework

assignment, finding things that "The Littles," 6-inch tall people could

use in their home. She wants to make a "weapons chest" and use pins as

"their swords"

 

Can't wait until she gets to high school

 

Liam O'Donndubhain

Barony Beyond the Mountain

Kingdom of the East

 

 

From: Alan G. <102256.3503 at CompuServe.COM>

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: YKYINTSCA

Date: 23 Nov 1995 05:22:25 GMT

Organization: CompuServe, Inc. (1-800-689-0736)

 

Or the school calls you up to discuss why your 6 year old is singing

about death and destruction during recess (BORN ON THE LISTFIELD)

 

Or they complement your child on their active imagination after your

child tells them that they will be spending the weekend with the

king

 

Alan G.

 

 

From: djheydt at uclink.berkeley.edu (Dorothy J Heydt)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: YKYASCAP

Date: 14 Mar 1996 16:02:26 GMT

Organization: University of California at Berkeley

 

In article <4i3bo2$mp2 at garcia.efn.org>, Amy Carpenter <amy_c at efn.org> wrote:

>>>You know you're an SCA parent when...

>>They do medieval history in seventh grade and your child knows

>>more about it than the teacher does. --Dorothea of Caer-Myrddin

>

>"No, that was _third_ grade."....

 

Well, I can't tell from your userid where you are.  In California, the

public schools do the Middle Ages in the spring half of the

seventh grade.  The spring being now upon us, the phones are

beginning to jangle off the hook with seventh-grade teachers

wanting demos....

 

Dorothea of Caer-Myrddin          Dorothy J. Heydt

Mists/Mists/West                   UC Berkeley

Argent, a cross forme'e sable           djheydt at uclink.berkeley.edu

PRO DEO ET REGE

 

 

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: YKYASCAP

From: una at bregeuf.stonemarche.org (Honour Horne-Jaruk)

Date: Tue, 19 Mar 96 13:20:17 EST

 

nzsm at spis.co.nz (SPIS & NZ Science Monthly) writes:

> You know you're an SCA parent when...

>

> ...you suddenly realise the reason you don't understand what your toddler is

> singing is cos he's doing it in Middle English

 

        You get a call from your son's school asking for a translation of

"poplolly", because he just called his favorite teacher that...

        -and of "tentergut", because he used that one on the principal

 

> ...your toddler is asked to name friends of the family and he gives two

> names for everyone (one for "when they are in garb")

 

        ...He's asked for "Person to contact in case of emergency" and he

writes "Baroness Arastorm"

 

> ...your toddler is asked what he wants for a present and he asks for a

> tabard

 

        his therapist asks what the first signs he's growing up would be,

and he says "My mother cuts my skirts off and lets me wear a knife"

 

>

> Really makes it all seem worthwhile!

>

> katherine kerr of the far-away southern reaches of Caid

 

        ...Even if hard to explain... }:->

              Alizaunde/Una

            (Friend) Honour Horne-Jaruk, R.S.F.

 

 

From: croaker at access.digex.net (Francis A. Ney, Jr.)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: YKYASCAP

Date: 20 Mar 1996 13:18:31 -0500

Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA

 

In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.960319091325.2908A-100000 at waco.tstc.edu> 1tlm7799 at tstc.edu writes:

 

> You know you're an SCA parent when...

>

>   When your daughter is in kindergarden and gets in trouble in show and

> tell for lying, ie telling everyone that her mother was a Lady in Waiting

> to the Queen. This required my wife to go to the school, in garb, and

> straighten it out. This was a while back. My daughter is now 16.

>

> Uillec Mac Aoidh

 

Wasn't there a royal some time back whose kid got sent home with a note about

an 'overactive imagination' when said kid told the class that his father was

the king?  Resulting in said royal appearing at said school in garb with

knights, court and all?

 

---

Frank Ney  WV/EMT-B VA/EMT-A  N4ZHG  LPWV  NRA(L) GOA CCRKBA JPFO

 

 

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: YKYASCAP

From: vern.hall at pcohio.com (Vern Hall)

Date: Thu, 21 Mar 1996 08:48:00 -0500

Organization: PC-OHIO PCBOARD - Cleveland, OH - 216-381-3320

 

TLM> You know you're an SCA parent when...

   >

   > When your daughter is in kindergarden and gets in trouble in

   > show and tell for lying, ie telling everyone that her mother

   > was a Lady in Waiting to the Queen. This required my wife to

   > go to the school, in garb, and straighten it out. This was a

   > while back. My daughter is now 16.

 

Doesn't just happen in kindergarten...  My son, who at the time

was eighteen, had a teacher in sr high school english who had a

show-and-tell kinda thing the first couple weeks of school...  

Each student was required to tell something they did over the

summer and the rest of the class was supposed to guess whether

their tale was true or false...  My son's tale was that he stood

guard at the East Kingdom Royal Encampment at War... Well, you

can guess what the majority of the class (and the teacher)

guessed as to the veracity of that statement...  He was on the

verge of getting himself into a touch of trouble when (for some

strange reason and totally out of character) he decided to

exercise a bit of restraint and attended class the following day

in garb (no weapons)..and..with photos for proof...

 

AElric of Coventree Grove

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From: jocelynp at cts.com (Jocelyn Plazewska)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Date: Tue, 23 Apr 1996 16:02:08 GMT

Organization: CTS Network Services

 

You Know You're a Parent in the SCA When.............

 

your toddler (who is just learning to talk) tells you to "Get sword!!

Get sword!!!!" instead of a knife so you can cut a bananna in pieces.

Kasia

 

Katarzyna Plazewka

Mka Jocelyn Plazewksa

Barony of Calafia

Kingdom of Caid

 

 

From: ddfr at best.com (David Friedman)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Date: 23 Apr 1996 17:12:49 GMT

Organization: Best Internet Communications

 

Many years ago, we discovered that when visiting Baron William of Weir and

his wife and son, the visitor, on entering, would be offered a sword or a

shield by the (very young) son. He knew that he was only allowed to hit

people who were armed. You accepted at your peril.

 

I've been trying to teach my two year old son the same rule, but with less

success than William and Pippa had.

 

David/Cariadoc

--

ddfr at best.com

 

 

From: ksutterf at freenet.columbus.oh.us (Krysta Sutterfield)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Date: 23 Apr 1996 20:58:41 -0400

Organization: The Greater Columbus FreeNet

 

        Your son learns to drum before he can walk.

 

        Your kids respond to 'HOLD!' instead of 'STOP!'

 

        Your child curtsies or bows on meeting the principal.

 

        Your kids are the most polite in the school.

               [most SCA kids I know are years ahead of others in

                       manners, and sometimes common sense, too.]

--

        ~Krysta

 

 

From: mhwag at aol.com (MHWag)

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Date: 25 Apr 1996 09:35:34 -0400

Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)

 

Both I and my squire-sister had to explain to our children's teachers

about those gruesome songs our sweet little ones were singing - all about

axes and death and listfields.  On the other hand, they keep getting high marks for their creative writing assignments, all written about tournaments and quests and wars and kings and queens.  "What wonderful imaginations!!!"

 

My kids school has "culture-week" each spring, and my table tends to be

very popular.  Something to do with the chain mail and pictures of people

bashing each other.

 

And then there was the day I was late picking them up from their

after-school program due to the fighter practice in my backyard, and

picked them up while still in armor.  

 

Aileen

 

 

From: "L. HERR-GELATT" <liontamr at postoffice.ptd.net>

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Date: 26 Apr 1996 00:29:02 GMT

Organization: ProLog - PenTeleData, Inc.

 

In reply to "you know you're a parent in the SCA when....."

 

I took my first daughter away from daddy at age 1 1/2 for two weeks, to

visit my sister. When we came back, we met Daddy at a fighter practice

part of the way home. Meggie was very strange towards her dad, wouldn't

have anything to do with him, in fact, until she saw him in armor, yelled

"Daddy" and went running into his arms.

 

Not many Dads (or future beaus) would be able to live up to her mental

image of the perfect guy.....full plate and all. I guess a mom could have

it worse.

 

And then there was the time I was called into her Montessori

(read as pacifist) preschool to explain this fascination

with weaponry....and the fact that Daddy killed some guys last weekend!

 

 

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

From: Paula Barreto <pbarreto at vines.iusb.edu>

Subject: Re: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Organization: Indiana University South Bend

Date: Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:57:28 GMT

 

...Your child insists on taking her dragon to day care instead of a

teddy bear.

 

...Your child says "OH YEA" when they want your undivided attention

 

...Your child doesn't understand why they can't put on their SCA garb to

go to the park

 

...Your child sits quietly beyond the list rope waiting for an adult to

get her toy that has wandered into the empty list field.

 

Ldy Isabel Moonsdaghter

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From: alysk at ix.netcom.com(Elise Fleming )

Newsgroups: rec.org.sca

Subject: Re: You Know You Are a Parent in the SCA When........

Date: 27 Apr 1996 12:38:31 GMT

Organization: Netcom

 

You know you are a parent in the SCA when...your son has another asthma

attack, and you grab your pouch with lucet and cord so that you have

something to do while you wait during his treatment in the emergency

room.  Makes a really nice ice-breaker with the nurses! "What's that