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\par 
\par NOTE: See also the files: <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/songs2-msg.html">songs2-msg</a>, <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/SI-songbook1-art.html">SI-songbook1-art</a>, <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/song-sources-msg.html">song-sources-msg</a>, 
\<a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files//par.html">par</a> <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files//sing-msg.html">sing-msg</a>, <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/bardic-msg.html">bardic-msg</a>, <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/Bardic-Guide-art.html">Bardic-Guide-art</a>, <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/guitar-art.html">guitar-art</a>, <a href="http://www.florilegium.org/files/PERFORMANCE/Hornbook-art.html">Hornbook-art</a>.
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\par I&nbsp;&nbsp;have collected from my reading of the various computer networks. Some
\par messages date back to 1989, some may be as recent as yesterday.
\par 
\par This file is part of a collection of files called Stefan's Florilegium.
\par These files are available on the Internet at: <a href="http://www.florilegium.org">http://www.florilegium.org</a>
\par 
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\par seperate topics&nbsp;&nbsp;were sometimes split into different files and sometimes
\par extraneous information was removed. For instance, the&nbsp;&nbsp;message IDs&nbsp;&nbsp;were
\par removed to save space and remove clutter.
\par 
\par The comments made in these messages are not necessarily my viewpoints. I
\par make&nbsp;&nbsp;no claims&nbsp;&nbsp;as&nbsp;&nbsp;to the accuracy&nbsp;&nbsp;of&nbsp;&nbsp;the information&nbsp;&nbsp;given&nbsp;&nbsp;by the
\par individual authors.
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\par Thank you,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mark S. Harris&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;AKA:&nbsp;&nbsp;Lord Stefan li Rous
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; mark.s.harris at motorola.com&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stefan at florilegium.org
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\par 
\par HENRY&nbsp;&nbsp;(to the tune of "The First Noel")
\par 
\par The first good wife that King Henry won
\par Was his brother's queen, Cath'rine of Aragon,
\par 'Til thoughts of incest caused him strife
\par And he dumped her to marry a second wife...
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; CHORUS
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Six wives he had, six wives had he-e,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; With never a thought for al-i-mon-y!
\par 
\par The second wife that King Henry did win
\par Was a well-endowed lady named Anne Boleyn,
\par He loved her true, she had his good word,
\par 'Til he cut her off to marry a third...
\par 
\par The third good wife of King Henry was fair,
\par Gentle Jane Seymour who gave him an heir.
\par She expired soon after, King Henry was sore,
\par So to sooth his sad soreness he sought number four...
\par 
\par Lady Anne of Cleves to Henry's court went,
\par Though their bond was dis-sol-ved by common consent.
\par Lady Anne was no-o dummy, she came out alive,
\par Though the same can't be said for good wife number five...
\par 
\par Lady Cath'rine Howard was a "generous" queen,
\par She had "very close" friendships, if you know what I mean,
\par But those kinds of friendships and Henry don't mix,
\par So it's, "Good-bye, Sweet Cath'rine" - hello number six...
\par 
\par Lady Cath'rine Parr was not par for the course.
\par She avoided annulment, beheading, divorce...
\par Not because she was smart or especially fine,
\par It was just that King Henry dropped dead just in time...
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; CHORUS
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Six wives he had, six wives had he-e,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; With never a thought for al-i-mon-y!
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Six wives he had, six wives had he-e,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; A Renaissance gentleman - real royalty!
\par 
\par 
\par *****
\par This was the second song I ever wrote in the SCA.&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope you like it!
\par *****
\par 
\par Bertram of Bearington&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; PSCHROED at drew.edu
\par =============================================================
\par 
\par From: chris at %griffon at mcc.oz (Chris Robertson)
\par Date: 5 Jul 91 04:11:18 GMT
\par Organization: Griffon Consulting
\par 
\par Fellow Rialtans,
\par 
\par I wrote this song last weekend (it's pretty much a first for me), and
\par thought I'd share it with you.&nbsp;&nbsp;The musical notation at the end is the
\par best I can do, given ascii files -- anyone who reads music *should* be
\par able to write out the tune, with the correct timing (at least, I *think*
\par it's the correct timing -- this stuff is *hard* for me, as my formal
\par musical training is long long long in the past, and I never really *did*
\par get timing down pat anyway...)
\par 
\par I hope you all like it.&nbsp;&nbsp;It is not meant to stir up trouble -- I think
\par myself that King and Queen is right for the pageantry and authenticity,
\par but do have much sympathy for those who cannot hope to crown the lord
\par or lady they would like to fight for, especially since I have taken up
\par fighter training myself.&nbsp;&nbsp;(Also please pardon having a Princess rule
\par a kingdom -- "queen" would not scan...)
\par 
\par Yseult de Lacy
\par 
\par ----------------------------------------------------------
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Crown Tourney
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Lady Yseult de Lacy&nbsp;&nbsp;June A.S. XXVI&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par In my armour all shining, with sword and with shield,
\par And my dear lady's favour, I'm forth to the field;
\par I'll swing my sword bravely, I'll smite them all down
\par None shall stand before me, till I win the crown.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'd fight for thee only, my lady, my love,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And crown thee as Princess, my darling, my dove.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh I would fight for thy honour and pride,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And to rule our fair kingdom, with thee at my side.
\par 
\par The Heralds are calling, the tourney is near,
\par The knights all stand ready, with sword and with spear;
\par Soon we'll be clashing in glorious strife --
\par The fierce joy of battle is half of my life.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'd fight for thee only, my lady, my love,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And crown thee as Princess, my darling, my dove.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh I would fight for thy honour and pride,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And to rule our fair kingdom, with thee at my side.
\par 
\par I fought with all honour, I conquered the field,
\par And bore myself bravely, to none did I yield;
\par But sorely it grieved me, my dear one, my own,
\par When they hailed me as victor, not to give thee the crown.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For I fought for thee only, my lady, my love,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; To crown thee as Princess, my darling, my dove.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh I did fight for thy honour and pride,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And to rule our fair kingdom, with thee at my side.
\par 
\par But the consort beside me is a pleasant young man,
\par I've nothing against him, but he's not what I planned;
\par He'll make a good ruler, as the kingdom will see,
\par But thou'd have made better, my own sweet lady. 
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I fought for thee only, my lady, my dove,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But they crowned me as Princess, and not thee, my love.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh I did fight for thy honour and pride,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And bitter 'tis to me, thou'rt not at my side.
\par 
\par ---------------------------------------
\par 
\par Note values:&nbsp;&nbsp;m = minim (double note) c = crotchet (whole note)&nbsp;&nbsp;q = quaver
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (half note)&nbsp;&nbsp; (cr) = crotchet rest&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(qr) = quaver rest
\par 
\par Timing is given directly below the notes.&nbsp;&nbsp;Dotted notes (half again normal
\par length) are followed by a period.&nbsp;&nbsp;High notes are indicated by an asterisk
\par (e.g. C* is C above middle C).
\par 
\par G major, 4/4.
\par 
\par E&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;E&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;| A&nbsp;&nbsp;G&nbsp;&nbsp;F&nbsp;&nbsp;E&nbsp;&nbsp; D | E G&nbsp;&nbsp; F&nbsp;&nbsp; E&nbsp;&nbsp;| E&nbsp;&nbsp; E&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; B&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D* |
\par c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c. q&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp; c c&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; c.&nbsp;&nbsp; q&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m&nbsp;&nbsp;(qr)
\par 
\par I'd fight for thee o-on-ly, my la-dy, my love, And crown thee as Prin-cess,
\par 
\par C*&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;A&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G&nbsp;&nbsp; A |&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; |&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp;E* | E*&nbsp;&nbsp;D*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp; B | B&nbsp;&nbsp;A&nbsp;&nbsp;G&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A&nbsp;&nbsp; B |
\par c&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp; q&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c.&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m. (cr)&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;m&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp; m&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; q&nbsp;&nbsp; q&nbsp;&nbsp; q&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp; c.
\par my da-ar-ling, my dove.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh I - I would fight for thy ho-on-our and pride,
\par 
\par B&nbsp;&nbsp; B&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B&nbsp;&nbsp; A |&nbsp;&nbsp;G&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; F&nbsp;&nbsp;D&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; D |&nbsp;&nbsp;E&nbsp;&nbsp;G&nbsp;&nbsp;F E&nbsp;&nbsp;D&nbsp;&nbsp;E | E
\par q&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c.&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp;c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; c&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp;c. q q&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp;q&nbsp;&nbsp; m.&nbsp;&nbsp;(cr)
\par And to rule this fair king-dom, with the-ee a-at my-y side.
\par 
\par -- 
\par From: jneedles at magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jack L Needles)
\par Date: 19 Jun 91 20:57:47 GMT
\par Organization: The Ohio State University
\par 
\par I wrote this last Spring on a challenge from a lady's roommate who is quite a
\par bard himself....&nbsp;&nbsp;Apologies to all my immediate heraldic superiors..
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Always a Herald <Sung to Always a Woman, by Billy Joel>
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par He can call you in court
\par And bring tears to your eyes
\par He can lose your device
\par In his casual files
\par And he only will read
\par What is in Heraldese
\par He draws like a child
\par But he's always a herald to me
\par 
\par He will take your device
\par He can pass you or fail you
\par You can show him your proof
\par But he'll never believe you
\par And he'll take your four copies
\par Along with his fee
\par Yeah he charges too much
\par But he's always a herald to me
\par 
\par <Chorus> 
\par Oh, he takes care of your name
\par It can wait if he wants
\par He is always behind
\par And he never gives out
\par He just keeps taking in
\par And gets further behind
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par And he'll summon you forth
\par In front of the kingdom
\par Then he casually praise you
\par And smile while your kneeling
\par But he'll shout out your name
\par Just as wrong as can be
\par Blame it all on the scribe
\par Cause he's always a herald to me
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par <Hum Chorus>
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par He's frequently loud
\par And he's seldomly clear
\par He cries poorly at Pennsic
\par For he's full of cheap beer
\par He can't be retired
\par He does it for free
\par And the most he will do
\par Is shout 'Oyez' at you 
\par But he's always a herald to me
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par <Chorus>
\par <Hum Chorus>
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par Ducking flying Armorials
\par Silverwolf Moonshadow
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par From: troll at morpheus.std.com (A troll of two cities)
\par Date: 26 Sep 91 16:16:09 GMT
\par Organization: R.O.A.T.
\par 
\par In article <1991Sep25.091521.33828 at kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> kumagic at kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Stephen R. Figgins) writes:
\par >I am looking for a song I had heard about Woad.&nbsp;&nbsp;It has been suggested
\par >that I could find the words here.&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it is sung to the tune of
\par >Men of Harlech.&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par >
\par >I would appreciate it if someone would mail me the words.&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par >
\par >Thanks
\par >--
\par >___________________________________________________________________________
\par >
\par >Stephen R. Figgins&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ars Humana BBS
\par >kumagic at kuhub.cc.ukans.edu&nbsp;&nbsp;OR&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Humanities Support
\par >stephen.figgins at f104.n280.z1.fidonet.org&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 913 832-2727 1:280/104
\par >___________________________________________________________________________
\par > 
\par 
\par 
\par Fondest greetings to you all;
\par 
\par I know only one gentle asked (and rightly asked replies via private
\par mail), but this humble teller of tales finds this very amusing - so
\par here they are.&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel free to ignore if disinterested, but they ARE
\par pretty funny.
\par 
\par I remain,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Your obedient servant...and angel,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Aleksandr Yevsha
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; What's the use of wearing braces,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Hats or spats or shoes with laces,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Vests and pants you buy in places
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Down on Brompton Road?
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; What's the use of shirts of cotton,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Studs that always get forgotten?
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; These affairs are simply rotten -
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Better far is woad.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Woad's the stuff to show men,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Woad to scare your foemen.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Boil it to a brilliant blue
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; And rub it on your legs and your abdomen.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Ancient Britons never hit on
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Anything as good as woad to fit on
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Neck or knees or where you sit on -
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Tailors, you be blowed!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; ----
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Romans came across the channel
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; All dressed up in tin and flannel;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Half a pint of woad per man'll
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Clothe us more than these.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Saxons, you may save your sitches,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Building beds for bugs in britches;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; We have woad to clothe us which is
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Not a nest for fleas.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Romans, keep your armors,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Saxons, your pajamas;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Hairy coats were made for goats,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llamas.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; March on Snowdon with your woad on
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Never mind if you get rained or snowed on,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Never need a button sewed on,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Good for us today!
\par 
\par -- 
\par troll at morpheus.std.com&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring me my bow of burning gold,
\par troll at sug.org&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Bring me my arrows of desire...
\par troll at world.std.com&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; DISCLAIMER: Dat claimer
\par 
\par From: icklinck at descartes.waterloo.edu (Ian Klinck)
\par Date: 1 Oct 91 18:25:50 GMT
\par Organization: University of Waterloo
\par 
\par Well, here's the last filk in my collection (so far)... If I write any more
\par worthwhile ones, I'll post 'em. (The next 2 I've got in mind are kinda
\par Principality- and Barony-specific, but if they're good enough, I might
\par post 'em anyway... I'll see when they're done.)
\par 
\par 
\par "My Lady is Fighting at Pennsic"
\par (Rhys ap Baruch)
\par (Tune: "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean")
\par 
\par My lady is fighting at Pennsic
\par Fighting in forest and field
\par If my lady should come a-charging
\par Even a brave man will yield
\par 
\par CHORUS:
\par Bring back, bring back
\par Bring back my lady to me, to me!
\par Bring back, bring back
\par Bring back my lady to me.
\par 
\par When my lady started her fighting
\par She picked up a shield and a sword
\par And after her authorization
\par Left a dead knight on the floor
\par 
\par Chorus.
\par 
\par My lady has bright shiny armour
\par With a great iron helm on her head
\par Many a man fought my lady
\par And many a man now lies dead
\par 
\par Chorus.
\par 
\par My lady has learned to fight two-stick
\par The Eastrealmers think it's a crime
\par 'Cause when my lady fights two-stick
\par She takes them out two at a time
\par 
\par Chorus.
\par 
\par My lady has picked up a polearm
\par The Eastrealmers, they're in retreat
\par My lady, wielding her polearm
\par Picks them off at six feet
\par 
\par Chorus.
\par 
\par My lady will win us the battle
\par But the Midrealm men are alarmed
\par 'Cause the title desir'd by my lady
\par Is "Queen by Right of Arms"
\par 
\par Chorus.
\par 
\par My lady is very charming
\par And beauteous as you can see
\par I can't ask for a better lady
\par At least that's what she tells me!
\par 
\par Chorus.
\par 
\par (The events described in this song are purely fictitious. Any resemblance to
\par real persons is purely coincidental... but if you know of any, warn me! ;-) )
\par -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
\par (c) 1991, Ian Klinck
\par Permission is freely given to reproduce and/or publish this work for non-
\par profit purposes within the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc., provided
\par proper credit is given.
\par Permission is also given to make minor changes to the lyrics, to make the
\par work more appropriate for the local group. (i.e. substitute "Eastrealm" for
\par "Midrealm" or vice-versa)
\par 
\par Rhys ap Baruch, of the Cantons of Eoforwic and Bryniau Tywynnog, Barony of
\par Septentria, Principality of Ealdormere, Kingdom of the Middle
\par -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
\par 
\par From: BERDANJ at YALEVM.BITNET (Alejandra)
\par Date: 27 Oct 91 03:52:54 GMT
\par Organization: The Internet
\par 
\par As requested by someone whose name I have misplaced :)
\par 
\par _The Queen of All Argyll_
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--words & music by A.M. Stewart (of Silly Wizard)
\par 
\par Gentlemen, it is my duty
\par To inform you of one beauty
\par Though I'd ask of you a favor, not to seek her for awhile.
\par Though I own she is a creature
\par Of character and feature,
\par No words can paint the picture of the queen of all Argyll.
\par 
\par (Chorus):
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; And if you could have seen her there,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Boys, if you had just been there
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; The swan was in her movement and the morning in her smile.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; All the roses in the garden
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; They bow and ask our pardon
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; For not one can match the beauty of the queen of all argyll.
\par 
\par On the evening that I mention
\par I passed with light intention
\par Through a part of our dear country known for beauty and for style.
\par In a place of noble thinkers
\par Of scholars and great drinkers
\par But above them all for splendor shown the queen of all Argyll.
\par 
\par (Chorus)
\par 
\par So my lads I needs must leave you
\par My intention's not to grieve you
\par Nor indeed would I deceive you; oh, I'll see you in awhile
\par I must find some way to gain her
\par To court her and attain her
\par I fear my heart's in danger from the queen of all Argyll!
\par 
\par (Chorus x2)
\par 
\par ----------
\par 
\par (transcribed live from the tape right this minute <grin>
\par 
\par I'm told by a friend that the "queen" in question is of the prettiest-country-
\par maiden(?)-in-the-country nature, not actual royalty.&nbsp;&nbsp;Hence "attain her" in
\par the final verse.
\par 
\par ---Alejandra
\par 
\par 
\par From: BERDANJ at YALEVM.BITNET (Alejandra)
\par Date: 1 Nov 91 11:34:00 GMT
\par Organization: The Internet
\par 
\par Greetings to all, and apologies for this waste of bandwidth....
\par 
\par Godfrey - my mailer has just been upgraded, and as a result, no longer accepts
\par the existence of your address.&nbsp;&nbsp;(Ah, progress!)&nbsp;&nbsp;I will not be at Baronial
\par Birthday this weekend, but please e-mail me again and I'll keep trying.&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's
\par the lyrics you asked for.
\par 
\par (I'm hoping these are of some general interest, to make up for this!)
\par 
\par I didn't transcribe this, by the way - my roommate sings it in a folk group
\par and had a printed version.&nbsp;&nbsp;(Convenient, since I don't know this song!)
\par 
\par 
\par "Donald Macgillavry"
\par 
\par Donald's gane up the hill hard and hungry,
\par Donald comes down the hill wild and angry
\par Donald will clear the gouk's nest cleverly,
\par Here's to the king and Donald Macgillavry.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a weighbank, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a weighbank, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Balance them fair, and balance them cleverly:
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Off wi' the counterfeit, Donald Macgillavry.
\par 
\par Doanld's run o'er the hill but his tether, man,
\par As he were wud, or stang'd wi' an ether, man;
\par When he comes back, there's some will look merrily:
\par Here's to King James and Donald Macgillavry.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a weaver, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a weaver, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Pack on your back and elwand sae cleverly;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gie them full measure, my Donald Macgillavry.
\par 
\par Donald has foughten wi' reif and roguery;
\par Donald has dinner'd wi' banes and beggary,
\par Bettwe it were for Whigs and Whiggery
\par Meeting the devil than Donald Macgillavry.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a tailor, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a tailor, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Push about, in and out, thimble them cleverly,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Here's to King James and Donald Macgillavry.
\par 
\par Donald's the callan that brooks nae tangleness;
\par Whigging and prigging and a' newfangleness,
\par They maun be gane: he winna be baukit, man:
\par He maun have justice, or faith he'll tak it, man.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a cobler, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like a cobler, Donald Macgillavry;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Beat them, and bore them, and lingel them cleverly,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Up wi' King James and Donald Macgillavry.
\par 
\par Donald was mumpit wi' mirds and mockery;
\par Donald was blinded wi' blads o' property;
\par Arles ran high, but makings were naething, man,
\par Lord, how Donald is flying and fretting, man.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like the devil, Donald Macgillavry,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Come like the devil, Donald Macgillavry;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Skelp them and scaud them that proved sae unbritherly,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Up wi' King James and Donald Macgillavry!
\par 
\par ------
\par 
\par <whew>
\par 
\par Have fun...
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alejandra
\par 
\par Date: 7 Feb 92 
\par From: bryant at husc10.harvard.edu (Katherine 'Kabeta' Bryant)
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Organization: Harvard University Science Center
\par 
\par The following gem is the work of one Kevin Wald, associate of many of the
\par members of the Borough of Duncharloch.&nbsp;&nbsp;With apologies to Tom Lehrer, I
\par present:
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Anachronism Tango"
\par 
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I ache for the sight of your sword, dear,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And to call you milady/milord, dear,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's dress like Celts
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And wear bunny pelts
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we dance the Anachronism Tango.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;May our light be a flame, not a flash, love
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;May the Pox never make us act rash, love
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try not to laugh
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I calligraph
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we dance the Anachronism Tango.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At your command 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In armor here I stand,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My sword is in my hand--Ouch!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time, I'll hold the hilt.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fight is fierce
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(To quote from Ambrose Bierce).
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So long--I gotta pierce
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That guy there, in the kilt.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think that my cloak's out of period
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(I got the design from Lem's _Cyberiad_),
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But none can assail
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My dominant mail
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we dance the Anachronism Tango.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I met a Knight
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I ate at your table;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, a stag rampant sable
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Were the arms that he bore.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And we had quite a fight
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether it was a wagon,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or (as he claimed) a dragon,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That he drove to the War.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll cook leg of lamb, not knishes,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And try to stretch out the loaves and fishes;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then we'll draw lots
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For who'll clean the pots
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we dance the Anachronism Tango.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll sew a seam,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And make my armor gleam,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And anything you deem
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Authentic, I shall try;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll brew some beer,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then some sheep I'll shear,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because it is, my dear,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A terrific day to day to dye. (Sorry.)
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So sew me a gown made of satin;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speak English, pretending that it's Latin,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or use "thee" and "thou,"
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And "Zounds"--with an "ou"--
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we dance the Anachronism Tango.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par 
\par 
\par --- Gwenllian ferch Madog Llangollen&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Borough Duncharloch, Carolingia&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;* gobeithio *
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Katherine Bryant, bryant at husc.harvard.edu&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par Subj: Finnegan's Wake_
\par Date:_20 May 92 
\par From: mortonr at pica.army.MIL
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Organization: The Internet
\par 
\par Greetings to the Rialto!!
\par 
\par \tab There was a request on the Rialto for words to
\par Finnigan's Wake.&nbsp;&nbsp;I unfortunately lost the e-mail (Bad Malcolm! Bad!)
\par so I don't have the gentle's address or name other than "Tent-Peg".
\par (How did you get the name Tent-Peg?), but here are the words:
\par 
\par Tim Finnigan lived in Walker Street; a gentle Irishman mighty odd.
\par He'd a beautiful brouge so rich and sweet; and to rise in the world 
\par \tab he carried a hod.
\par Now you see he'd a sort of a tippling way; with a love of liquor, Tim
\par \tab was born
\par And to help him on with his work each day; he'd a drop of the 
\par \tab creature every morn.
\par 
\par CHORUS:
\par Whack for the hurrah, take your partners round the floor, ye trotters
\par \tab shake,
\par Isn't the truth I told you, lots of fun at Finnigan's wake!
\par 
\par One morning Tim was rather full; His head felt heavy which made him 
\par \tab shake.
\par He fell off the ladder and broke his skull; So they carried him home
\par \tab a corpse to wake.
\par They wrapped him up in a nice clean sheet; And laid him out upon the
\par \tab bed.
\par With plenty of candles around his feet; And a couple of dozen around
\par \tab his head.
\par 
\par CHORUS
\par 
\par His friends assembled at the wake; And Missus Finnigan called for
\par \tab lunch.
\par First they laid out tea and cakes; Then pipes, tobacco and whiskey
\par \tab punch.
\par Then Biddy O'Brien began to cry; Such a lovely corpse did you ever
\par \tab see.
\par ARRAH! Tim avourneen why did you die; Ah! shut your mouth said 
\par \tab Biddy Magee.
\par 
\par CHORUS
\par 
\par Then peggy O'Connor took up the job; Arrah! Biddy says she, you're
\par \tab wrong I'm sure.
\par Then Biddy gave her a a belt on the gob; And left her sprawling on
\par \tab the floor.
\par Each side in war did soon engage; 'Twas woman to woman and man to 
\par \tab man.
\par Shillelagh-law was all the rage; And a row and ruction soon began!
\par 
\par CHORUS
\par 
\par Mickey Maloney raised his head;; When a gallon of whiskey flew at 
\par \tab him.
\par It missed and landed on the bed; The whiskey scattered over Tim.
\par Bedad he revives! see how he rises; Tim Finnigan jumping from the
\par \tab bed!
\par Crying whie he ran around like blazes; Sons of Lightning ye'd think
\par \tab I'm dead!
\par 
\par CHORUS
\par 
\par \tab Anyway, enjoy!
\par 
\par \tab \tab -Malcom Douglas
\par 
\par Subj: Yet another filk..._
\par Date:_21 May 92 
\par From: icklinck at cayley.waterloo.edu (Ian Klinck)
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Organization: University of Waterloo
\par 
\par Well,&nbsp;&nbsp;I&nbsp;&nbsp;haven't posted any songs in a while... truth is, I&nbsp;&nbsp;haven't written much lately, but I do have one new one...
\par 
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Knight Templar
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (Tune: "Paperback Writer", by The Beatles)
\par 
\par Say, old man, well have you seen my sword?
\par When the ship sets sail, I wanna be onboard
\par Slaying all the Moslems in the Holy Land
\par And I need a job, so I really want to be a Knight Templar
\par Be a Knight Templar!
\par 
\par We're going to rescue Jerusalem
\par And we're gonna kill all the Saracens
\par My coat is fashioned of the finest mail
\par It's a bloddy job but I really want to be a Knight Templar
\par Be a Knight Templar!
\par 
\par If you really want to, you can come along
\par It's the Pope's idea, so it can't be wrong
\par We're going to make the world safe for Christendom
\par It's a Holy job, so I really want to be a Knight Templar
\par Be a Knight Templar!
\par 
\par If you make it back, you'll be a hero here
\par If not, your pathway to heaven's clear
\par You'll have a martyr's ticket to Paradise
\par And absolution just because you're a Knight Templar
\par You're a Knight Templar!
\par 
\par It's five thousand miles, give or take a few
\par We'll be setting sail in a week or two
\par Come and slay the infidels by God's command
\par And take their gold and silver just because you're a Knight Templar
\par You're a Knight Templar!
\par 
\par 
\par -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
\par (c) 1992, Ian Klinck
\par Permission is freely given to reproduce and/or publish this work for non-
\par profit purposes within the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc., provided
\par proper credit is given.
\par 
\par Rhys ap Bledri, of the College of Skeldergate and the Canton of Schutzeheim
\par Principality of Ealdormere, Kingdom of the Middle
\par ------------------------------------------------------------------------
\par 
\par 
\par _Yet another filk...__
\par _21 May 92 
\par From: nomad at watson.ibm.com (Lee `nomaD` Damon)
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center
\par 
\par In article <1992May21.161321.21556 at undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> icklinck at cayley.waterloo.edu (Ian Klinck) writes:
\par >
\par >&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Knight Templar
\par >&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Tune: "Paperback Writer", by The Beatles)
\par (fun song deleted, go find it and read it for yourself!)
\par 
\par I have only two things to say to this (both from Interkingdom House of
\par Philkers - IHOP for short):
\par 
\par 1)
\par Leaving on the crusades\tab \tab \tab \tab Lee Damon
\par to the tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane"\tab \tab Stephanie Lupa
\par \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab Andrea Bon
\par \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab Jim Hopkins
\par \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab Meegan Veeder
\par \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab \tab (C) Copyright 1992
\par 
\par My steed is fed, I'm ready to go, I'm standing here, outside
\par your door, I hate to lock you up and say good bye.
\par But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn. My squire's waiting, he's
\par blown his horn. M'lady I'm so lonesome I could cry.
\par 
\par \tab So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait
\par \tab for me. Hold me like you'll never let me go. Cause
\par \tab I'm leavin' on the crusades, don't know if I'll be back again.
\par \tab Oh babe, I have to go.
\par 
\par The Saracens you understand, have overrun the Holy Land, King
\par Richard says we have to take it back.
\par Every infidel, I'll kill for you, Every sword I swing, I'll swing for you.
\par When I come back, I'll bring the Holy Grail.
\par 
\par \tab So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait
\par \tab for me. Hold me like you'll never let me go. Cause
\par \tab I'm leavin' on the crusades, don't know if I'll be back again.
\par \tab Oh babe, I'm scared to go.
\par 
\par There's so many times I've let you down, so many times I've wenched around.
\par I tell you now, they don't mean a thing.
\par Your virtue's safe, the lords will know. I've got the 
\par key to let you go, but only when I've come back from the war.
\par 
\par \tab So kiss me and smile for me, I know you'll have to wait
\par \tab for me. When I come back if you've been bad I'll know. Cause
\par \tab I'm leavin' on the crusades, don't know if I'll be back again.
\par \tab Oh babe, you're hard up now.
\par 
\par The time has come for me to leave. To teach those Arabs to believe.
\par So close your eyes, and I'll be on my way.
\par Dream about the days to come, when you won't have to sleep alone,
\par about the time when I'll unlock the belt.
\par 
\par \tab So kiss me and pray for me, the church will have to pay
\par \tab for me. Richard will make sure, I have to go. Cause
\par \tab I'm leavin' on the crusades, This war pisses me off a lot.
\par \tab Oh babe, I'm agnostic.
\par 
\par When you're 95, still belted in, don't curse me babe, we didn't win.
\par Call the locksmith, he can let you out.
\par So stand up now, I'll lock the belt. Don't complain about the welt.
\par Your chastity is safe for ever more.
\par 
\par \tab 'Cause your stayin', here in England, faithful to me
\par \tab for all time. Don't fret, the belt won't let you go.
\par \tab I'm leavin' on the crusades, Don't think that I'll be back again.
\par \tab Oh babe, I'm gonna DIE.
\par 
\par 2) I'll put this in a seperate post.
\par 
\par Christopher Thomas\tab \tab \tab mka Lee Damon
\par Canton of Northpass\tab \tab \tab Westchester County, NY
\par Kingdom of the East
\par 
\par 
\par Yet another filk...__
\par _21 May 92 
\par From: nomad at watson.ibm.com (Lee `nomaD` Damon)
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center
\par 
\par And part 2 of my rebuttal, again from IHOP:
\par 
\par 
\par So Long, Maids, I'm off on the Crusades&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Elizabeth Poole
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; (Sung to the tune of Tom Lehrer's "So Long, Mom")&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (c) copyright 1992
\par 
\par So long, maids, I'm off on the Crusades,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Don't wait for me 'till then.
\par Don't fuss and hassle, back home in the castle,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; You'll see me again -- 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; In nine years or ten!
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Don't fret, my cherub,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm off to axe an Arab,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; And maybe swipe a scarab,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And scimitar or two!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll look for you when the wars are over,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In Thirteen Hundred Fifty Two!
\par 
\par Now, Little Dick the Second was a King and Christian,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; A Monarch's Mission
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Had he:
\par Vowed he'd never rest until the world knew his Lord,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Or put to the sword,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; They would be!
\par He prayed just like you oughtta,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Before a Holy Slaughter ...
\par 
\par So long, maids, I'm off on the Crusades,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Please swear you love me, do.
\par (This chastity girdle, locked under your kirtle,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Will make sure that you
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Stay true 'till I'm through!)
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; Pray I keep breathin,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; And keep on hackin' heathen,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; My sword their bodies sheathin'&nbsp;&nbsp;(--ewwww!--)
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As I fulfill my vow.
\par&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll come back home, if I can still remember you
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A decade or a few from now!
\par 
\par 
\par Christopher Thomas\tab \tab \tab mka Lee Damon
\par (Formerly Laurus Mercator)
\par Canton of North Pass\tab \tab \tab Westchester County, NY
\par Kingdom of the East
\par 
\par 
\par From: Joe.Bethancourt at f148.n114.z1.tvbbs.UUCP (Joe Bethancourt)
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Subject: *whew!*
\par Date: Mon, 05 Apr 1993 10:14:02 -0700
\par 
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'LL SEE YOUR SIX!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Ioseph of Locksley
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (c) copyright 1993 W.J. Bethancourt III
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Tune: "The Sleeping Scotsman")
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;A lovely lady went one night to a revel in the East
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;With dancing and with singing, with wine and Roasted Beast
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;When the revel came unto an end, she started out for home
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrapped well in her woolen cloak, and walking all alone.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;CHORUS: The things you will run into, the people that you meet
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Walking all alone upon a New York City street!
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, New York City's not a place for walking in the dark
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Not in the streets and alleys and especially not the Park
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;But off she went most happily, without a single care
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrapped up in her woolen cloak, all in the midnight air.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;A street-tough jumped in front of her, with three friends in the night
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;And pulled a six-inch switchblade, that glittered in the light
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;He waved it underneath her nose, and said with fiendish glee:
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;"Give me all your money, girl, this is a robbery!"
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;She gazed upon the switchblade, and smiled a happy smile
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Said "Boy, you ain't got any brains, and lack a sense of style!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;You're standing where I want to walk, please move out of my way!"
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;The tough said "Girl, I'll cut you, and rob you anyway!"
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;All wrapped up in her woolen cloak, her garb was quite unseen
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Her hands were hidden out of sight, and so was chain-mail's gleam...
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;She said "Now, go rob someone else, my money stays with me!"
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;He said, "I'll take your money with my six-inch snickersnee!"
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;The lady's smile got bigger, the robber took a swing
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;The chain-mail took the blow; the lady didn't feel a thing!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;She pulled a Kirby broadsword, the robber's soul to shrive,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;And grinned and said, "I'll see your six, and raise you thirty-five!"
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;The bandit gazed upon the sword, and then upon his knife
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;He turned and ran, with his three friends, a-running for his life!
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't think a lady's easy, don't think she's helpless prey,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Especially if she is a fighter in the SCA!
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Now if you don't believe my song, then ask the lady fair
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;With Cheshire Cat upon her shield, a blazon very rare:
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir Trude is her name, me lads, if she should pass your way;
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;The very first of the Lady Knights within the SCA!
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Ioseph of Locksley
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grumpy baron
\par 
\par 
\par From: cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu ()
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Subject: Re: *whew!*
\par Date: 7 Apr 1993 16:18:34 GMT
\par Organization: University of California, Berkeley
\par 
\par Joe.Bethancourt at f148.n114.z1.tvbbs.UUCP (Joe Bethancourt) writes:
\par 
\par [neat filksong]
\par 
\par Nice.&nbsp;&nbsp;My daughter will love it.&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I don't think it ever
\par _happened_ to Sir Trude--though it could've, given the opportunity--
\par and it did happen to Jerry Pournelle before the SCA was ever born
\par or thought of--but it doesn't matter.&nbsp;&nbsp;As the old friar said of the
\par Gospels, "Si non e vero, e ben trovato"--if it isn't true, it's still
\par a good story.
\par 
\par Dorothea of Caer-Myrddin\tab \tab Dorothy J. Heydt
\par Mists/Mists/West\tab \tab \tab UC Berkeley
\par Argent, a cross forme'e sable\tab \tab cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu
\par 
\par 
\par From: Joe.Bethancourt at f148.n114.z1.tvbbs.UUCP (Joe Bethancourt)
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Subject: Re: *whew!*
\par Date: Fri, 09 Apr 1993 20:39:02 -0700
\par 
\par Cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.e said to All :
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> From: cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu ()
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> Path: wierius!telesys!ennews!asuvax!ncar!zaphod.mps.ohio-
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!agate!garnet.berkeley.edu!c
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> zzlab
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> Organization: University of California, Berkeley
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> In article <734055438.AA00157 at tvbbs.UUCP> 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> Joe.Bethancourt at f148.n114.z1.tvbbs.UUCP (Joe Bethancourt) 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> writes:
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> [neat filksong]
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> Nice.&nbsp;&nbsp;My daughter will love it.&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I don't think it ever
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> _happened_ to Sir Trude--though it could've, given the opportunity--
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> and it did happen to Jerry Pournelle before the SCA was ever born
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> or thought of--but it doesn't matter.&nbsp;&nbsp;As the old friar said of the
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> Gospels, "Si non e vero, e ben trovato"--if it isn't true, it's still
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;Co> a good story.
\par 
\par Heh! Well, since I heard the story from Trude in the first place.......I'll
\par have to get her to write it down. I took a little from my Poetic License &
\par gave her mail and a Kirby broadsword (accept no substitutes!) in the song, 
\par but otherwise, that's what she told me.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -Ioseph of Locksley
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;still grumpy
\par 
\par 
\par From: cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu ()
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Subject: I'll See Your Six....
\par Date: 7 Apr 1993 19:14:58 GMT
\par Organization: University of California, Berkeley
\par 
\par Looking over this nice song again, I observe that in addition to the
\par tune that was listed, you can sing it to "The Bastard King of England."
\par 
\par A tune I like better... and know better... and first learned when Oscar
\par Brand sang to it a song about the DC-3....
\par 
\par Dorothea of Caer-Myrddin\tab \tab Dorothy J. Heydt
\par Mists/Mists/West\tab \tab \tab UC Berkeley
\par Argent, a cross forme'e sable\tab \tab cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu
\par 
\par 
\par From: cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu ()
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Subject: Re: request for songs
\par Date: 24 Jun 1993 16:59:11 GMT
\par Organization: University of California, Berkeley
\par 
\par banshee at cats.ucsc.edu (Wailer at the Gates of Dawn) writes:
\par 
\par [Here's my favorite drinking song, In Taberna]
\par 
\par This got posted a few months back, I think, and here's my rough translation
\par that I posted then.
\par 
\par 
\par IN TABERNA
\par 
\par (Carmina Burana #196, s Germany, c. 1230)
\par 
\par In taberna quando sumus,\tab When we are in the tavern,
\par non curamus, quid sit humus,\tab We don't care if we are mortal,
\par sed ad ludum properamus,\tab But we hasten to play,
\par cui semper insudamus.\tab&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Which is what we always crave.
\par Quid agatur in taberna,\tab \tab What is to be done in the tavern,
\par ubi summus est pincerna,\tab Where the jug rules,
\par hoc est opus ut quaeratur;\tab This is what you have to seek,
\par sic quid loquar, audiatur.\tab But listen to what I say.
\par 
\par Quidam ludunt, quidam bibunt,\tab Some play, some drink,
\par quidam indiscrete vivunt;\tab Some live indiscreetly,
\par sed in ludo qui morantur,\tab But those who die in the middle of a game
\par ex his quidam denudantur,\tab some strip them bare.
\par quidam ibi vestiuntur,\tab \tab Some dress in the spoils,
\par quidam saccis induuntur:\tab Some wear sackcloth:
\par ibi nullus timet mortem,\tab There no one fears death,
\par sed pro Bacchus mittunt sortem.\tab But they throw in their lot with Bacchus.
\par 
\par Primo pro nummata vini;\tab \tab First for (wine in sealed bottles?)
\par ex hac bibunt libertini:\tab The free spirits drink from them:
\par semel bibunt pro captivis,\tab Second they drink for poor&nbsp;&nbsp;captives;
\par post haec bibunt ter pro vivis,\tab After that they drink for the living,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; quater pro Christianis cunctis,\tab Fourth, for all Christians,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; quinquies pro fidelibus defunctis,\tab Fifth, for the faithful departed,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; sexies pro sororibus vanis,\tab \tab sixth, for wayward sisters,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; septies pro militibus silvanis,\tab seventh, for soldiers on forest duty,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; octies pro fratribus perversis,\tab eighth, for fallen-away brethren,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; novies pro monachis dispersis,\tab ninth, for monks gone astray,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; decies pro navigantibus,\tab \tab tenth, for sailors,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; undecies pro discordantibus,\tab eleventh, for heretics,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; duodecies pro paenitentibus,\tab twelfth, for penitents,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; tredecies pro iter agentibus,\tab thirteenth, for travelers,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; tam pro papa quam pro rege,\tab&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As many times for the Pope as for the King,
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; bibunt omnes sine lege.\tab \tab And then each drinks as he likes.
\par 
\par Bibit hera, bibit herus,\tab The nobleman drinks, the noblewoman drinks,
\par bibit miles, bibit clerus,\tab The soldier drinks, the clerk drinks,
\par bibit ille, bibit illa,\tab \tab He drinks, she drinks,
\par bibit servus cum ancilla,\tab The manservant drinks, the maidservant drinks,
\par bibit velox, bibit piger,\tab The swift man drinks, the slow man drinks,
\par bibit albus, bibit niger,\tab The fair man drinks, the dark man drinks,
\par bibit constans, bibit vagus,\tab The stay-at-home drinks, the wanderer drinks,
\par bibit rudis, bibit magus.\tab The ignorant man drinks, the wise man drinks.
\par 
\par Bibit pauper et aegrotus,\tab The poor miserable beggar drinks,
\par bibit exul et ignotus,\tab \tab The unknown exile drinks,
\par bibit puer, bibit canus,\tab The treble drinks, the tenor drinks,
\par bibit praesul et decanus,\tab The prior and the deacon drink.
\par bibit soror, bibit frater,\tab The sister drinks, the brother drinks,
\par bibit anus, bibit mater,\tab The granddad drinks, the mother drinks,
\par bibit iste, bibit ille,\tab \tab This one drinks, that one drinks,
\par bibit centum, bibit mille.\tab A hundred drink, a thousand drink.
\par 
\par Parum sescentae nummatae\tab Seven hundred jugs together
\par durant, cum immoderate\tab \tab Will last out a huge crowd
\par bibunt omnes sine meta,\tab \tab Drinking without restraint.
\par quamvis bibant mente laeta.\tab Let everyone drink with a glad mind.
\par Sic nos rodunt omnes gentes,\tab Thus everyone will despise us
\par et sic erimus egentes.\tab \tab And thus we'll be cast out:
\par Qui nos rodunt, confundantur\tab Those who despise us, damn them,
\par "et cum iustis non scribantur".\tab "And may they not be written among the just."
\par 
\par 
\par Dorothea of Caer-Myrddin\tab \tab Dorothy J. Heydt
\par Mists/Mists/West\tab \tab \tab UC Berkeley
\par Argent, a cross forme'e sable\tab \tab cozzlab at garnet.berkeley.edu
\par 
\par 
\par From: David Schroeder <ds4p+ at andrew.cmu.edu>
\par Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
\par Subject: SONG: Hole in the Head
\par Date: Mon, 30 Aug 1993 21:40:23 -0400
\par Organization: Doctoral student, Industrial Administration, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
\par 
\par Hi folks --
\par 
\par Excerpts from netnews.rec.org.sca: 30-Aug-93 Kitniyot and Bone Meal 
\par (was.. by hamizrachi at aol.COM 
\par 
\par > Oh yes, and Bertram, what about those words you promised me?)
\par 
\par This bit of silliness is presented for Yaakov and other interested parties.
\par 
\par&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My best -- Bertram
\par 
\par 
\par HOLE IN THE HEAD&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by Bertram of Bearington
\par ==================================================
\par Sung to the tune of "Hole in the Wall"
\par 
\par If a la-dy or lord takes the path of rattan sword
\par Once you put'em in armor they find out
\par That their pulse it will quicken and their skin it will thicken
\par Once they put on their helms their brains fall out!
\par How else can you explain their curious behavior
\par When they pick up a stick and prance about?
\par Looking like they have had a few
\par 'Cause they've lowered their I.Q.,
\par Once they put on a helm their brains fall out!
\par 
\par If a lord takes a journey, wins his kingdom's Crown Tourney,
\par Once he's done with the finals he'll find out,
\par Though his body is tired, more will soon be required,
\par Once he puts on the Crown his brains fall out!
\par Classic case of the "stupies," kings and all of their "groupies,"
\par Leave the "ladies in waiting" to find out
\par That he's not a Plantagenet,
\par Rather more of a space cadet,
\par Once he puts on the crown his brains fall out!
\par 
\par If a lady gets going in the habit of sewing
\par Once she's done with her outfit she'll find out,
\par That she surely will look fine if it's got a low neckline,
\par Once she puts on the gown her __________ fall out!
\par And, one plus I should mention, every male pays attention,
\par It can be fun to see their eyes bug out...
\par Lords simply watch and wait
\par (Pairs beat a flush or straight!)
\par Once she puts on the gown her __________ fall out!
\par 
\par If a gentle gets knighted, is his lady delighted?
\par Friends, I pray listen closely, please don't scoff,
\par For knight's ladies have oft felt with his chain and his white belt,
\par Once he puts on his spurs his __________ fall off!
\par Knights must think it's exciting, trading sex in for fighting,
\par Or at least that's the tale they spread about.
\par But I doubt its veracity,
\par Knowing knightly capacity,
\par When it's time for romance their spurs fall off!
\par 
\par <Insert knowing "hmmmm...'s" into the blanks above...>
\par 
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