flirting-msg - 9/30/94
How to flirt courteously and successfully.
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Mark S. Harris AKA: THLord Stefan li Rous
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From: Pat McGregor (1/8/94)
To: Mark Harris
RE>More Men Dancing
Greetings, milord Stefan! Thank you for writing to me. I'm sorry
I have taken a few days to respond: that "other" life keeps interfering!!
>>Pish Tosh. Become an excellent flirt, and no one will care if you dance
>>(particularly if the rest of your list is up to date!).
>Ah, my gracious lady, would you have any particular advice on becoming
>an excellent flirt?
>(For alas, my dancing skills would seem to be on par with your own.)
Oh, dear. I'm sure my mother would say this was something I'd been born with!
However, I've watched Duke Sir Eli instruct one or two young men in this art,
and I might be able to give you a pointer or two:
1) Give every woman you meet the same flirtacious ways you would give
a particularly young and attractive one. We "old ladies" enjoy flirting
as much as the young ones do (and sometimes you'll find that older ladies
are better at it.) Treat every woman you meet, old and young (even the
7 year olds!) with courtesy and attention. You don't have to use
exaggerated courtesy; just being kind and courteous will attract the
attention of all the ladies around you.
2) Make full eye contact. Come right up to the edge of her intimate
contact zone but not inside it. (If this doesn't make sense, ask.
Desmond Morris in his book "the Naked Ape" has a good description
of this.) (Be sure, however, that you've brushed your
teeth and taken a shower recently. If, of course, you are on the list
field or scrubbing pots in the kitchen, or involve in some other
sweaty and dirty chore, you can say something like, "Forgive me lady,
but I fear I am not fit company for as genteel a lady as yourself
in my present condition.") When you kiss a lady's hand (a skill
all men should know, *I* think!), keep your eyes on hers,
not on her hand. I'm sure you can find someone to help you practice this.
3) With some practice, you can make outrageous statements with a straight
face. I say things like, "My Lord, I can't imagine that someone as
charming as yourself has no one to dance with! Perhaps you'd
like to come out on the floor with me, even tho I fear my skills are
rather rudimentary." "Do sit next to me here, milord, and every woman
at the feast will envy me." "You must leave? Alas, I fear my heart will
break from the loss." "You cook, milord? Tell me of the feast you have
always wanted to make."
You can be teasing and flirtacious and still practice that most important
of companionable skills, listening. Flirts become obnoxious when then
ignore the old, the young, the less fair, and when they do not really
*talk* to their companions. One of the tricks is to really have an interest
in your companion, even in the briefest encounter. Leave her feeling that
she's brushed the edge of an interesting relationship; as you get more
practiced at this, you may find that you and a good friend develop an
outrageous flirtation just for the fun of it.
I dare say that this is no help at all, but perhaps it will be a pointer to
you in how to proceed. Do write back if you wish.
In service, I remain,
Siobhan Medhbh O'Roarke
Sharing her time between Crosston & 3060 Ridgeline Drive
Golden Rivers Rescue, CA 95672
pat at cygnus.com (916) 677-6607
siobhan at lloyd.com (415) 903-1448 (days)
From: corliss at hal.PHysics.wayne.EDU (David J. Corliss)
Subject: New Thread - Flirting
Date: 21 Jan 1994 12:52:52 -0500
A friend has recently written to me, asking a how certain gentleman might
"flirt SCA-style without getting his members hewn/battered." My own gentle
wife, Lady Estrella, has often spoken of gentlemen who seem to take a great
interest in a lady's shoes when dancing. All this seems to say that the gentle
art of enjoying the company of the opposite sex ("flirting" seems too base a
word) languishes in our midst. Perhaps I may be permitted to offer a few
observations on the subject. I do not presume to speak with authority but only
of what I have seen in others.
Some have confused flirting with gross flattery or sexual advance. It is
never the first and rarely keeps company with the second. Extravagant words
may ring untrue, leaving the sincerity of the speaker in doubt. Others will
attempt outright seduction and call it innocent flirting or take the slightest
attention of another as a invitation that was not intended. In the majority,
gentlemen have been guilty of this failing, leaving many ladies wary of giving
or receiving _any_ attention. C'est dommage! For I have ever enjoyed the
company of beautiful women, even going so far as to marry one. In this, I
propose there is no infidelity. As my own dear Estrella has told me, one day
she will stop flirting and the next day they will bury her. So it is understood
that nothing inappropriate is meant by all this.
Flirting has often been called a game, but it is not an overt display. The
gentlemen that I have seen who most enjoy and are most enjoyed in gentle
company, such as his Grace Sir Eliahu, make no great show. Gentles such as
this find great enjoyment in the presence of others and make this clear to
them, not by grand words or rash deeds, but by simply making it clear that
they are enjoying themselves. They seem to radiate charm merely by showing
interest and pleasure in the company.
At revels, many will only speak or dance with those they already know. Such
a pity! For they lose the opportunity to meet people with gentle word and
graceful step. I have made no secret of my enjoyment of dancing and now my
friends ever introduce me to the fairest of ladies wherever I go. A still
greater treasure may be found by gentles who seek out those who stand by and
watch without anyone to talk or dance with. There one may find a gentleness
of heart, more precious that gold, that is the more beautiful for having been
foolishly passed over by those seek only a narrow circle of friends.
In all this, it seems that I have only said: "Enjoy the gentle company of
others and show your pleasure to them". Is this really all there is? Does
flirting have a bad reputation in some areas, leading to fears of being
"hewn/battered"? Why is this?
Beorthwine of Grafham Wood
From: corliss at hal.PHysics.wayne.EDU (David J. Corliss)
Subject: Thoughts on kissing hands
Date: 31 Aug 1994 10:56:05 -0400
Greetings! While the learned Doctors of this University continue to discuss
whether I will be needed to teach this Fall, I shall divert myself from my
present distress with pleasant conversation among this noble gathering.
And what topic could be more pleasant than the enjoyment of the graces offered
by fair and gentle ladies? Charles the Clerk writes:
> It is possible to drop smoothly to one knee and kiss a lady's hand without
> looking away from her face......
Certainly this so, and I can not understand why any would wish to do otherwise.
Yet, have we not also seen gentlemen who, while dancing, seem to take on an
inordinate appreciation of their shoes? In fearing to perhaps stumble with
their feet, they fall prostrate in matters of the heart.
The kiss upon the hand is but a medium by which gentle courtesy and
appreciation of the grace and beauty of one's company may be conveyed. But
these things are transmitted, not by the kiss, but by the accompanying glance.
Indeed, once this most pleasant of languages is learned, it is possible to
express all that may be said in kissing hands without actual contact. This
makes it possible to greet a lady and "kiss her hand" from the other side of a
room or accross a street. The physical contact is an emphemeral means of
delivering gentle glances, and may be dispensed with when contact is not
possible. Never should contact be found without a softer, truer touch from the
Beorthwine of Grafham Wood