you-know-msg – 11/21/14 You know you're in the SCA when... NOTE: See also the files: SCA-stories3-msg, SCA-romance-msg, SCA-hist3-msg, SCA-in-books-msg, vanity-plates-msg, SCA-as-family-msg, border-stories-msg. ************************************************************************ NOTICE - This file is a collection of various messages having a common theme that I have collected from my reading of the various computer networks. Some messages date back to 1989, some may be as recent as yesterday. This file is part of a collection of files called Stefan's Florilegium. These files are available on the Internet at: http://www.florilegium.org I have done a limited amount of editing. Messages having to do with separate topics were sometimes split into different files and sometimes extraneous information was removed. For instance, the message IDs were removed to save space and remove clutter. The comments made in these messages are not necessarily my viewpoints. I make no claims as to the accuracy of the information given by the individual authors. Please respect the time and efforts of those who have written these messages. The copyright status of these messages is unclear at this time. If information is published from these messages, please give credit to the originator(s). Thank you, Mark S. Harris AKA: THLord Stefan li Rous Stefan at florilegium.org ************************************************************************ Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: tbarnes at silver.ucs.indiana.edu (thomas wrentmore barnes) Subject: You know you're in the SCA... Organization: Indiana University Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1993 03:51:35 GMT You know you're in the SCA when you see a college diploma on a friend's wall, and the first thing you ask is, "Who did the calligraphy?" Lothar \|/ 0 (smilant) From: wisteria at crl.com (Melodi Lammond) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know Your in the SCA when Date: 6 Feb 1994 09:31:27 -0800 You have just finished translating in a hearing room for a non-English speaking participant in an insurance case and calmly curtsy to the judge and back away to your seat without turning your back to her . . . Lady Melodia McLammond aka wisteria at crl.com From: salley at niktow.canisius.edu (David Salley) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You're know you're in the SCA when... Date: 12 Feb 94 11:38:40 GMT Organization: Canisius College, Buffalo NY. 14208 com (Don Levey) writes: > You know you're in the SCA when you visit a period castle, notice the > draperies and bedspreads, and think of what lovely clothing they would make... You know you're in the SCA when you visit a period castle, museum, historical site, etc. and you can spot the mistakes in the tour guide's lecture. :-) - Dagonell SCA Persona : Lord Dagonell Collingwood of Emerald Lake, CSC, CK, CTr Habitat : East Kingdom, AEthelmearc Principality, Rhydderich Hael Barony Internet : salley at niktow.cs.canisius.edu USnail-net : David P. Salley, 136 Shepard Street, Buffalo, New York 14212-2029 From: mabr at sweden.hp.com (Morgan "the Dreamer" Broman) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You're know you're in the SCA when... Date: 14 Feb 1994 10:43:52 GMT Organization: HP/SCA/SKA/FSTS/AMTS/SLRP/ETC Sweden David Salley (salley at niktow.canisius.edu) wrote: :com (Don Levey) writes: :>You know you're in the SCA when you visit a period castle, notice the :>draperies and bedspreads, and think of what lovely clothing they would make... :You know you're in the SCA when you visit a period castle, museum, historical :site, etc. and you can spot the mistakes in the tour guide's lecture. :-) You know you're in the SCA when you watch the old replay of the Crowning of the English Queen Elisabeth II and you recognize peoples ranks by the Coronets they are wearing.. You know you are in the SCA when, while watching the same Crowning, you all of a sudden tell your Lady, "We could use that stuff at Our Coronation.." Morgan// Herald and King..... ;) -- HP : Morgan Broman mabr at sweden.hp.com SCA : Morgan deGrey, Master of the Freehold Ravens Crag APD-I: Shade Amtgard : Morlacad ShadowHawk a.k.a Shade ------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DDF2 at cornell.edu (David Friedman) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You're know you're in the SCA when... Date: 14 Feb 1994 13:20:17 GMT Organization: Cornell Law School In article <2jnkl8$8ep at hpscit.sc.hp.com>, mabr at sweden.hp.com (Morgan "the Dreamer" Broman) wrote: > You know you're in the SCA when you watch the old replay of the Crowning > of the English Queen Elisabeth II and you recognize peoples ranks by the > Coronets they are wearing.. I think this one also fits into the thread about the difference between SCA traditions and real history. So far as I can determine, the system of coronets by rank that we use became official in England in the late 17th century. -- David/Cariadoc DDF2 at Cornell.Edu Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: v081lu33 at ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (Ken Mondschein) Subject: 3 "You know You're in the SCA when..." Stories Organization: University at Buffalo Date: Thu, 24 Feb 1994 00:01:00 GMT My Dad and I were talking about getting a new car. "Dad," I said, "I don't want a flashy car or a fast car or a trendy car." "What do you want then?" he asked, wondering what could be on his 19-year-old son's mind. "I want a car with *HUGE* cargo space, so I can haul all my armor and everything to Pennsic!" I was in the financial aid office at school when I saw signs for "Line for Pell Grants, start here." The first thing I thought was that that's a painful way to work your way through school. The second was that John the Pell must have suddenly gotten very rich to set up his own scholarship. --Tristan Clair de Lune Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: asgds at acad2.alaska.edu Subject: You know your in the SCA when... Organization: University of Alaska Date: Tue, 1 Mar 1994 13:40:10 GMT when you pass by a Fabric store and get the intchin hotties cause they have a 30% off on all notions sale, and your a guy. (well your either scadien or gay!) _Geoff- who is Bisexual and allowed to say things like that! >:) When you are reading a book that involves the plague and can diagnose which of the two or three types of plague it is from the sypmtoms. "Puss filled swells? Must be Bubonic!" When you find yourself eagerly awaiting the spring wool sales. The first time you find yourself mentally gutting and redesigning a building because it looks remotely medeival and would look So much better if they just tore down that, and moved this to the left... When you find yourself making nearly a dozen phone calls in the space of an hour cause You are the ONLY person who knows the phone number/mundane name of So and So. You know your in the SCA when you find yourself saying, "I really have to start paying more attentiong to my Real life and less to the SCA!" (Sigh) and continue to work on the arts and Sciences project. Geoff, who really should start paying more attention to real life> From: holsten at nature.berkeley.edu (Donna Holsten) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: Tue, 8 Mar 1994 07:59:12 Organization: UC Berkeley Olan Mills photography studio calls to offer three 8X10's at three separate sittings for only $12.95... And you think, "Hmmm, three separate sittings. I *do* need good pictures of myself in my Germans, my Elizabethans, and my Tudors..." Joanna From: jeffs at math.bu.EDU (Jeff Suzuki) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you're in the SCA... Date: 10 Mar 1994 10:52:12 -0500 Organization: The Internet You know you're in the SCA when.... The College Housing Catalog has a line that says, "Students are not permitted to keep pets, weapons, mace..." and think, "Gee, aren't maces covered under weapons...?" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: motto at cbnewsf.cb.att.com (mary.rita.otto) Subject: You Know you're in the SCA when ... Organization: AT&T Date: Fri, 11 Mar 1994 18:55:31 GMT The decorating scheme of your home is "Bookcase Eclectic" because everywhere you turn you see bookcases bulging with references and boxes of craft supplies. You have seating for four (without using the floor) and better than half of the living room is permanently occupied by a "temporary" banquet table for working on projects. Rosaline From: ggorsuch at ecst.csuchico.edu (Glenn F. Gorsuch) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Date: 11 Mar 1994 16:55:59 GMT Organization: California State University, Chico You also know you're in the SCA when: You go to endorse your paycheck at the local ATM, and the only pen you have on you is a dip style pen for caligraphy...AND you have the ink! (Got some really strange looks from those behind me when I waved it around to dry the ink) Glenn/Gwyn -- This insightful commentary was brought to you by Glenn F. Gorsuch. Treasure it. Address? Oh yeah. It's: ggorsuch at ecst.csuchico.edu Like I'd lie :) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: asparrow at nyx.cs.du.edu (Angelia Sparrow) Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept. Date: Wed, 16 Mar 94 05:05:44 GMT You know you're in the SCA when you Ask a telephone solictor to "please, speak louder, milady, for I am one of the Deaf Bards of Calontir." (Okay, it was 7:30 AM, the morning after an event) Aethelynde, who is not the deafest bard in Calontir by any means. Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: mikes at nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (michael squires) Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Organization: Indiana University Date: Thu, 17 Mar 1994 03:08:26 GMT You know you've been in the SCA too long when you pick up your wife's card detailing how to take care of her three new dental crowns thinking that it's the latest version of the Crown Tourney rules. -- Michael L. Squires, Ph.D Manager of Instructional Computing, Freshman Office, Chemistry Department, IU Bloomington, IN 47405 812-855-0852 (o) 81-333-6564 (h) mikes at indiana.edu, mikes at ucs.indiana.edu, or mikes at nickel.ucs.indiana.edu Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: glink at silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Gary Link) Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Organization: Indiana University, Bloomington IN Date: Thu, 17 Mar 1994 05:34:11 GMT You know you've been in the SCA too long when you always know what date _Saturday_ is, and calculate the date of any other day of the week from that. Hal Raeburn mka: Gary Link From: BFLYNN at email.unc.edu (Brian) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Date: Thu, 17 Mar 1994 12:11:51 Organization: University of North Carolina Summary: another You know you're in the SCA when you're walking down the street in garb and notice everyone looking at you....and start trying to find the food stain on your tunic..... Brian Flynn bflynn.uncson at mhs.unc.edu From: ercil at astrid.UUCP (Ercil C. Howard-Wroth) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Date: 23 Mar 94 20:52:50 PST Organization: Private Node You know you're in the SCA when 1. You use duct tape to keep your daughters diapers on. 2. When considering your next possible pregnancy you carefully look at the calendar... hmmm will I be able to make Estrella (or your choice of Wars). Lady Astridhr Selr Leifsdottir E. Howard-Wroth ...uunet!astrid!astridhr Shire of Heatherwyne astrid!astridhr at uunet.UU.NET Kingdom of Caid 70327.1614 at compuserve.com From: corun at access1.digex.net (Corun MacAnndra) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Date: 31 Mar 1994 08:00:03 -0500 Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA ......when your boss hands you a magazine and tells you to check out the article on full armor. But when you start leafing through the magazine expecting to see pictures of helms, breastplates, etc. you discover that it's an article about a PC security package called Full Armor. I really hate it when that happens. In service, Corun -- ============================================================================== Corun MacAnndra | "You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. Dark Horde by birth | He is fundamentally unsound." Moritu by choice | Jeeves From: ifdz176 at utxsvs.cc.utexas.edu (Amanda Shields) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Date: Fri, 01 Apr 1994 11:51:56 -0600 Organization: University of Texas at Austin When you see a very lovely white belt in a store, that would look great with a mundane dress, but you do not buy it. After all, people might think you're a knight or something :) Amanda Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: gregsta at microsoft.com (Gregory Stapleton) Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA... Organization: Microsoft Corp. Date: Thu, 7 Apr 1994 13:24:15 GMT You know you're in the SCA when you pass a sign on the side of the street that reads "TANNING" and you immediately comment to your wife: "I wonder what type of skins and hides they have in stock", then realize they mean artificial sunbathing. (My wife found this one to be one of my funnier slips. :} ) Gawain Kilgore Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: rvoris at world.std.com (Rebecca A Voris) Subject: Re: You Know You're in the SCA when... Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA Date: Thu, 7 Apr 1994 16:49:33 GMT ...your cat understands "Hold". From: salley at niktow.canisius.edu (David Salley) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: 27 Apr 94 20:39:56 GMT Organization: Canisius College, Buffalo NY. 14208 Avenel Kellough writes: > ... You see "Fields of Armor" listed as a program on > The Discovery Channel, and are REAL disappointed that its about tanks. ... Or you hear there's a new movie out called _The War of the Roses_, and then learn it's about a messy divorce! :-( :-( - Dagonell SCA Persona : Lord Dagonell Collingwood of Emerald Lake, CSC, CK, CTr Habitat : East Kingdom, AEthelmearc Principality, Rhydderich Hael Barony Internet : salley at niktow.cs.canisius.edu USnail-net : David P. Salley, 136 Shepard Street, Buffalo, New York 14212-2029 From: Phyllis_Gilmore at rand.org (Phyllis Gilmore) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: And now: You Know You're In The SCA When... Date: Fri, 29 Apr 94 11:44:57 GMT Organization: RAND In Article <2ppv1i$gml at scratchy.reed.edu>, odlin at reed.edu (Iain Odlin) wrote: All the good stuff from You Know - - - Thank you!!! And one to add-- One of our local newspapers is running a radio ad asserting that you can sell anything in their classifieds. It begins with a man rather desperately wondering where he can sell his suit of armor. My initial response was "any SCA event." Philippa From: jab2 at stl.stc.co.uk (Jennifer Ann Bray) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You Might Be a Stick Jock If ..... Date: 25 Apr 94 15:56:04 Organization: STC Technology Ltd., London Road, Harlow, UK. >Have been reading the various boasts of car and truck owners as to which >polearm fits their vehicle... > Never mind polearms, I find a long wheel base transit ideal for carrying a selection of shields... You might be a stick jock if... You get your van stuck in a bog, but escape by unloading the shields and driving out over them. (from shield wall to shield road?) Your friend with a motorcycle can't stand it up in a boggy field, but your spare shield saves it from sinking. Everyone else in the procession is sheltering under OOP umbrellas, but your contingent is wandering along holding roundshields over their heads. The police ask you to unload your van as there has been a tire thief in the area and they've spotted some suspicious round shapes under a tarpaulin... which turn out to be a stack of plywood sheild blanks. Your works fitness assessor asks how come you're stronger than most men he's tested (& you're female), and you explain that it's because you haven't got around to making that new lightweight shield yet. You're an expert panel beater, your van is battered & dented, but you can't fix it because you're beating out a new shield boss. You recognise people by their shield devices, but aren't too good on the faces. Jennifer/Rannveik Vanaheim Vikings From: mabr at sweden.hp.com (Morgan "the Dreamer" Broman) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYIT SCA When... Date: 16 May 1994 14:49:24 GMT Organization: HP/SCA/SKA/FSTS/AMTS/SLRP/ETC Sweden Kathleen Marshall (bookworm at u.washington.edu) wrote: : You receive telephone calls at work for your SCA name : ...and your co-workers know who it's for! They call your company and ask: "Could I speak with the King please...?" and the operator says : "Just a minute and I'll connect you to his Majesty..." ;) ;) ;) Morgan// 34 days left and counting....;) ! -- HP : Morgan Broman mabr at sweden.hp.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: BKFLYNN at email.unc.edu (Brian Flynn) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYIT SCA When.. Date: Mon, 23 May 1994 15:31:01 Organization: University of North Carolina YKYIT - I like that.... When you take a medieval history course in college - and find out you already own the text books....Furthermore, you consider them one of your best references. Uther Brian Flynn UNC-CH School of Nursing Chapel Hill North Carolina, USA Certified Netware Engineer bflynn.uncson at mhs.unc.edu AKA Uther Quietnoise (McNeil of Barra) Elvegast Atlantia From: UDSD073 at DSIBM.OKLADOT.STATE.OK.US (Mike Andrews) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYIT SCA When.. Date: Tue, 24 May 1994 08:29 Organization: The University of Oklahoma (USA) In article , BKFLYNN at email.unc.edu (Brian Flynn) writes: >YKYIT - I like that.... > >When you take a medieval history course in college - and find out you already >own the text books....Furthermore, you consider them one of your best >references. > >Brian Flynn >Uther Quietnoise (McNeil of Barra) Or when you own the texts, but found much better references, point out to the instructor (privately) where the problems are, and she _agrees_! -- Michael Fenwick of Fotheringhay, O.L. (Mike Andrews) Namron, Ansteorra From: "Brett W. McCoy" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: Tue, 24 May 94 12:18:55 -0500 Organization: DIOGENES/FOI Services, Inc. Two drunken mundanes get arrested for fighting in the street at 2 a.m. in the morning, and for the next week, everyone you know asks if it was you... You have to explain over and over that "making chainmail" does not entail sending out 10 letters, instructing each recipient to send out 10 copies, ad infinitum... You wake up at night, thinking someone has just broken into your house, and try to figure out if you can get to your sword in time, and regret that you don't keep it by your bed rather than hanging in the library... Istvann Dragosani (or Vanni for short) |FIDONet: 1:109/168.6218 | "Go not to the Elves for counsel, |Internet: brett.mccoy at permanet.org | for they will say | bmccoy at cap.gwu.edu | both yes and no" | p01335 at psilink.com | -- JRR Tolkien From: azrael at access.digex.net (Rich Weissler) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: 25 May 1994 08:45:04 -0400 Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA "Brett W. McCoy" writes: >Two drunken mundanes get arrested for fighting in the street at 2 a.m. >in the morning, and for the next week, everyone you know asks if it was you... Wait, wait. That was two drunk mundanes get arrested for SWORD fighting in the street at 2am, and everyone just kinda ASSUMES it was you. :-) -- Rich E. Weissler azrael at access.digex.net "Victim of a Random Shooting on the InfoBAUN!" From: "Brett W. McCoy" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: Wed, 25 May 94 11:37:50 -0500 Organization: DIOGENES/FOI Services, Inc. >Two drunken mundanes get arrested for fighting in the street at 2 a.m. >in the morning, and for the next week, everyone you know asks if it was you... I forgot to mention that these drunken mundanes were sword fighting, not fist fighting... Istvann Dragosani (or Vanni for short) |FIDONet: 1:109/168.6218 | "Go not to the Elves for counsel, |Internet: brett.mccoy at permanet.org | for they will say | bmccoy at cap.gwu.edu | both yes and no" | p01335 at psilink.com | -- JRR Tolkien Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: KGORMAN at ARTSPAS.watstar.uwaterloo.ca Subject: Re: I protest!!!! Organization: University of Waterloo Date: Wed, 25 May 1994 12:57:10 GMT In article <329_9405151353 at blkcat.fidonet.org> Dexter.Guptill at f120.n109.z1.fidonet.org (Dexter Guptill) writes: > >You know you're REALLY in the SCA when: Someone asks how you met your wife, >and you tell them you fought for her in a tournament. :-) > My Lord comes from Newfoundland and currently lives in Toronto. I am from Kitchener (Ontario). We met at Pennsic on the fencing field (having somehow managed to miss each other at fencing things at home). It really confuses the mundanes though, when they ask where we met. :-) Eyrny From: cameron at satelnet.org (Cameron A. Kabinoff) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: 15 Jun 1994 13:09:50 -0400 You're with a group of friends not involved with the SCA, are attempting to sing Harry Chapin's 'Cats in the Cradle' and it keeps coming out to the tune of Lord of the Dance. Your favorite Rock song is 'Dream of the Archer' by Heart (some nifty mandolin playing in there) You dress in a rush to go to work, accidentally grab a piece of garb and keep getting compliments on 'that gorgeous top' or 'that lovely skirt' and then get people asking what store it was bought at! After an event - while getting dressed in mundanes, you don your swordbelt and weapons. -- /\_./o__ -- Do not disturb the sleeping dragon, for (/^/(_^^' -- you are crunchy and good with ketchup! ._.(_.)_ -- cameron at sefl.satelnet.org ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: gshetler at envirolink.ORG (Greg Shetler) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you're in the SCA when... Date: 16 Jun 1994 12:09:22 -0400 The old classic: Somebody goes through a door ahead of you and catches some item of garb...er...clothing in the door, and you shout "hold!" You're in the military, and somebody comes into the office in civilian clothes, and you ask them if their attire "isn't a bit out of period?" You catch yourself calling "clear" as you draw your steak knife from the napkin at a restaurant. Playing racquetball, you ask your opponent if he's ready, then cry "lay-on!" just prior to your serve. You find it strange and humorous when somebody calls you "sir". You never buy a white belt to go with anything, 'cause you aren't a knight. You get hit by a racquetball (or whatever), and call out "light!" (or "good!") without thinking. You shot "huzzah!" at a sporting event --- ---------------------------------------->> Mordock von Rugen, Commander, Outlands Fray MKA: Greg Shetler >From the Barony of Al-Barran, Kingdom of the Outlands Once from Dun-Or, in Caid Originally from Western Seas, in Caid Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: klconlin at rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Kevin Conlin) Subject: YKYITCSA.... Date: Fri, 24 Jun 1994 15:10:53 GMT Organization: Illinois State University ....when, while hunting for a travel route to the October Midrealm Crown Tourney, you spend a half-hour hunting for "Ben Dunfirth" in your atlas, and THEN realize you need the mundane name for the city... Rory mac Feidhlimidh From: cthomson at unlinfo.unl.edu (craig thomson) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA... Date: 27 Jul 1994 13:43:15 GMT Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln ...when a truck passes you on the highway labeled "...makers of the best belts and hoses...", and you think that they're carrying garb! (actually, it was auto parts) Stephen Calontir From: randalo at iia.org (Grey Randall) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: Been in Mundania too long when... Date: 22 Sep 1994 14:46:58 GMT Organization: International Internet Association. You know you've been in the SCA (or in my case been around SCAdians) too long when: 1) You yell "HOLD!" in the comm center while everyone is doing the 'mid crisis scramble' 2) You describe your company's logo to the printer's shop using heraldic terms (I did both. The printer understood me!) Yours, Saaral From: mujle at uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Jennifer L Edwards) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You Know You're in the SCA... Date: 29 Sep 1994 18:21:44 GMT Organization: Educational Computing Network You know your in the SCA when you see the Soviet army on CNN pull out of Berlin wearing white belts on their uniforms and your first thought is "they can't all be knights!" :-) From: Jeff Lee Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: You know you've been in the SCA too long when... Date: Sat, 1 Oct 94 01:18:18 EDT Organization: Wyvernwood, Trimaris (Tampa, FL) ...instead of having dreams about being out in public with no clothes on, you have dreams about being at event in mundane clothing... ===== Jeff Lee / jlee at smylex.uucp / jlee%smylex.uucp at tscs.tscs.com ===== ===== SCA: Lord Godfrey de Shipbrook (Wyvernwood, Khandom of Trimaris) ===== ===== Per pale azure and argent, a clarion counterchanged or and gules ===== Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: tccg at netcom.com (Tim McDaniel and Other Users) Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700 guest) Date: Wed, 4 Jan 1995 06:16:04 GMT "'Gules, three chevrons or'. Nice tabard, classic Anglo-Norman style, easily visible ... oh, I guess it'd better be visible, he's a road repair worker ..." -- Daniel de Lincoln, who has been doing ENTIRELY TOO MUCH HERALDRY recently Tim McDaniel Dallas, TX -- 214 380-4876 Be careful sending e-mail to this account: this is a shared account. From: rhys at io.org (Ian Klinck) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA Date: 2 Jan 1995 17:52:12 -0500 You know you're in the SCA when you drive by a fast-food place, see a sign advertising "NOW HIRING NIGHTS", and joke, "I'll have to tell Sir X." ... You must be in the Twilight Zone when you drive by the same place the following week, and they've added the "K"... Honest! Rhys Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: J.T.Thorpe Subject: You know you're in the SCA when... 1.6.95 Date: Mon, 9 Jan 1995 21:24:17 GMT Greetings from Ellwood! Iain, you forgot a couple: YKYITSCAW.... ..the bank will cash checks for your persona. (Uncle Rufus did it.) ..you have to keep telling your co-workers that you are only Lord So-and-so, NOT "Sir". (This one keeps happening to me.) ..your Suburban goes to Pennsic more often than you do. ..every time you buy a new vehicle, it is *bigger* than the last one so you can take more people/armor/stuff to events. (guess I move up to the school bus category next...) In service, Ellwood J.T.Thorpe -- AT&T Global Information Solutions Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: zingaro at armory.com (Charles Douglass Skinner) Subject: Re: ykyitsca Organization: The Armory Date: Tue, 31 Jan 1995 09:51:54 GMT It happened at last. Today, in the mail, I got my first chunk of plastic addressed to my personna. Now Zingaro the Gypsy has a credit line! Look out, gaje! -- zingaro at deeptht.armory.com From: carpethis at aol.com (CarpeThis) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know your in the SCA.. Date: 10 Feb 1995 00:58:17 -0500 ...you get attacked by an angry feminist for accidentally forgetting that you weren't on site when you called your husband "My Lord". (Don't laugh-it really happened to me.) From: teachmrt at aol.com (Teach Mr T) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: 10 Feb 1995 23:33:40 -0500 Your 11-year-old is going over spelling words and shrieks in delight when she sees "parry." And you want her sentence to be. "A rubber chicken is an effective parry weapon." Liam O'Donnabhan Dragon's Aerie Barony Beyond The Mountain From: JARI.JAMES at rook.wa.com (jari james) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know your in the Date: Tue, 14 Feb 1995 08:09:16 GMT Organization: Knight-Line! (206) 565-0594 YKYITSCAW: You go running up the stairs at work and reach down to hold the hem of your underdress up so as not to trip over it...... and you're wearing pants. Rowan Barony of Blatha an Oir An Tir Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: red.seven at octapode.cuc.ab.ca Subject: RE: YOU KNOW YOUR IN THE SCA.. Organization: Octapode Date: Wed, 15 Feb 95 15:00:46 M'lady Rosemary, On several occasions by chance I have sliped and used 'please excuse me M'Lady" in a completely chivalrous tone and each time they have been totally taken aback and offered to take me for lunch :> Yours Michael of Montengard From: 0003900943 at mcimail.COM (Marla Lecin) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW.... Date: 10 Feb 1995 16:47:53 -0500 You know you're in the SCA when you see a magazine ad that begins: "You wouldn't take a period remedy for your headache...." and think, "what, leeches? Herbal infusions?" Then notice that the rest of the ad reads: "So don't take a headache remedy for your period." Jessa d'Avondale Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: Rebecca D Gravrock Subject: YKYITSCA when... Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN USA Date: Fri, 24 Feb 1995 12:59:58 -0600 (CST) Here's yet another! You know you're in the SCA when "Your pardon" replaces "Excuse me" in your vocabulary. Rosamund of Trenchfield From: eg437 at cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard S. Mandel) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know your in the SCA.. Date: 25 Feb 1995 11:30:35 GMT Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA) You know you're in the SCA when.... your front yard has a decorative animal (ceramic goose, plastic flamingo, concrete rabbit, etc.), and it's clad in full period garb matching your own. Shlomo Korobeinik Shlomo Korobeinik mka Richard S. Mandel Russian Caravan Trading Company eg437 at cleveland.freenet.edu From: UDSD073 at DSIBM.OKLADOT.STATE.OK.US (Mike Andrews) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW...... Date: Mon, 13 Mar 1995 15:18 YKYBITSCAALLT when You're at work, a salesman calls on the phone to sell you some lab equipment, and you respond with "Good morning, Your Majesty!" - because you recognize his voice. And then _he_ says "Good morning, Your Excellency!" because he recognized yours. It happened to our Baroness. -- udsd007 at ibm.okladot.state.ok.us (192.149.244.136) Michael Fenwick of Fotheringhay, O.L. (Mike Andrews) Namron, Ansteorra From: hamilton at sml.cse.psu.edu (Julia A Hamilton) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 31 Mar 1995 23:57:01 GMT Organization: Penn State Computer Science Or when you enter a crowded grocery store, shortly after attending an event, and make your way through the crowd saying, "Excuse me, m'lord." "Excuse me, m'lady." "Pardon, good gentles." ... Beatrice de Hameldone East Kingdom Pricipality of Aethelmarc Shire of Nithgaard -- Julia Hamilton hamilton at moe.cse.psu.edu From: pyotr at chinook.halcyon.com (Pyotr Filipivich) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 1 Apr 1995 03:53:06 GMT Organization: Northwest Nexus Inc. Or you enter that crowded part where you work and start to say "Way - make way for their majesties!" ufda izmir!. nikolai Petrovich Flandrovov -- pyotr at halcyon.com Pyotr Filipivich, sometimes Owl. From: blakader at eden.rutgers.edu (Michelle Roberts) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 5 Apr 1995 23:49:45 -0400 Organization: Rutgers University > >>Of course, gang, you really know you're in SCA when the first > >>thing you go to when booting up the computer > >> is rec.org.sca.......... You know you're in the SCA when the *only* reason you get an internet account in the first place is in order to read the Rialto. Marguerite Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAWhen... From: una at bregeuf.stonemarche.org (Honour Horne-Jaruk) Date: Fri, 31 Mar 95 07:29:50 EST odlin at reed.edu (Iain Odlin) writes: > > YKYITSCAWhen... > > ...your friends' idea of camping is a backpack and yours involves a U-Haul. > -Iain, YKYITSCAWhen list maintainer ... Your borderline-asthmatic son's doctor blows his stack when you mention two weeks of camping... and when you explain the difference suggests adding another week. ... Your own doctor says "that's nice" when you mention a weekend camping- and then blows _his_ stack when you explain the difference. ... You can cook an egg on a rock, but not toast in a toaster. ... Your family asks you to "bring stuff for breakfast", and mutter and whisper and stare while you unload the cheese and oatcakes. ... Your son's boarding school sends a note saying his new "Boxer Shorts" are great, but he can't wear his "eskimo shirt" at school... and you realize he snuck his best garb into his suitcase. ... You get investigated by Children's Protective Services for "cross-dressing" your little boy ... You call your Baroness to get you out of it ... It works. ... You can make a loaf of bread faster than you can program a bread machine. ... Your kids make fun of the "square bread" at the grocery. ... You make all your own bread and you don't own a bread pan. ... Your more adventurous non-SCA friends wangle invitations for Sunday supper so they can sample the feast leftovers. ... Your secretary routes calls for "Mistress Alizaunde" correctly. ... " " knows what "Mistress Alizaunde" _doesn't_ mean. ... Your mystery-buff dad gets hold of a Brother Cadfael book, and instead of reading the glossary or checking the encyclopedia, he calls you- long distance. ... Your mother always specifies whether long skirts are proper when inviting you to her parties. ... You talk your bracemaker into covering the plastic parts with leather and using buckles instead of Velcro ... And you dye them to match your arms ... Your bedroom contains more SCA-craft equipment than furniture. ... Your son wants to take wood shop so he can make _toys_. ... Your son wants to take Home Ec. so he can run a feast kitchen. ... Your son's classmates see what he's making in metal shop and stop hassling him about wood shop and Home Ec. ... You are substitute teacher for an industrial-arts class, and _they_ stop hassling you when they see what you're making in metal shop. ... Your family is Russian, and you only speak English and Gaelic. ... You know more about the history of your persona's hometown than you do about the one you were born & raised in. ... You can sew treacherous bias cuts and complex gussets with pleasure, but you blanch and shake when faced with a set-in sleeve. ... Your face is tanned but your legs are white-- and you're female. ... It's early August and you _aren't_ tanned... except inside your helm's eye-slit. (Not all of these happened to me.) enjoy! }:-> Yours in service to the Society- (Friend) Honour Horne-Jaruk R.S.F. Alizaunde, Demoiselle de Bregeuf C.O.L. SCA Una Wicca (That Pict) From: brgarwood at aol.com (BRgarwood) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAWhen... Date: 2 Apr 1995 21:54:25 -0400 You know you're in the SCA when you compliment a lady on her lovely chain mail aventail hanging from her helm, and she replies, "Thank you, it was a wedding present." Other people get toasters. Lord Berwyn AEthelbryght of Ackley, Midlands Herald Rudivale shire, Northshield, Midrealm From: kellogg at ucssun1.sdsu.edu (C. Kevin Kellogg) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAWhen... Date: 3 Apr 1995 17:07:28 GMT Organization: San Diego State University Computing Services Bill McNutt (MCNUTT at gateway.ce.utk.edu) wrote: : In article <3lnkgh$3m6 at newsbf02.news.aol.com> brgarwood at aol.com (BRgarwood) writes: : >You know you're in the SCA when you compliment a lady on her lovely chain : >mail aventail hanging from her helm, and she replies, "Thank you, it was a : >wedding present." : > Other people get toasters. : Really? How absurd. I gave my wife a belt-dagger. (Hibben's Silver Shadow. : Very dainty.) And people thought we were nuts when my wife listed matched sleeping bags on her registry. Avenel Kellough From: MARCIH at medicine.dmed.iupui.EDU (Marci Haw) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW Date: 3 Apr 1995 17:09:40 -0400 Organization: IU Department of Medicine YKYITSCAW you see a new book at your local bookstore titled "Border Songs" and get real excited until you realize that they mean the border between the US and Mexico. Marci Haw Morgan Branwen Barony of Sternfeld Middle Kingdom From: clev1 at MFS02.cc.monash.edu.au (Conrad Leviston) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Wed, 7 Jun 1995 23:50:36 GMT Organization: Monash University >YKYITSCAW... someone asks you "Are you making a movie?" >(I know... I shoulda replied "No, we're in a play"... sigh...) Our group recently did a reading of "Much ado about nothing", in a park that had an ampitheatre, so when asked what we were doing... Also, on the Braveheart thread, you know you're there with a group of SCA people, when during one of the love scenes, you here someone say "nice buttons". Yours in Silliness, Cormac Lenihan Conrad Leviston | Sear and seal both sides, then slice thinly. is also found at| Spread on bread, seasoning with oregano, and mongoose at yoyo.cc| crushed garlic. Top with grated cheese. Put in .monash.edu.au | griller 15 minutes. --- Conrad on toast Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: ojid.wbst845 at xerox.com (Orilee Ireland-Delfs) Subject: Re: ykyitscaw.... Organization: Xerox Corporation, Webster NY Date: Thu, 22 Jun 1995 16:09:27 GMT (continuing on the same Godzilla and heraldic positions thread...) ...your 8 year old daughter gets a fully flexible Barbie for her birthday and you immediately see if she can assume all of the heraldic positins with an eye toward a future heraldic class. Orianna From: teachmrt at aol.com (Teach Mr T) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: ykyitscaw.... Date: 22 Jun 1995 23:29:11 -0400 A few thoughts (none heraldic or Godzilla-related): You Know You Are In the SCA When . . . 1. Your mother says to you, "Here, I got this teapot for you at a yard sale. It looks weird enough, doesn't it?" 2. A student greets you in a Monday morning History class by asking: "So, did your wife kill anyone this weekend?" And you reply, "No, but she's got this great bruise on her arm," and the student squeals in delight. 3. Your daughter says to you, "You know what's scary, Dad? Everyone I meet in the SCA, I only know their Scadian names." (And you think about that, especially the fact that your 12-year-old and 8-year-old call all these adults by their "first names" and you decide that's better than "Mr. of Clan Campbell," "Mrs. vonDrachenklawe" or "Mrs. of the Moors.") 4. Your wife asks you, "Do you want me to buy you some black tights for the wedding we're going to this weekend?" AND YOU SAY YES. Liam O'Donnabhan Canton of Dragon's Aerie Barony Beyond The Mountain Kingdom of the East (Who wears Ultra-Queen size) From: zarquon at cutlass.pgh.pa.us (Michael Greenstein) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: ykyitscaw.... Date: 26 Jun 1995 23:23:15 GMT Organization: Pittsburgh Community Network You and your partner are all set to set up your new law firm, but after consideration, you both agree, "Better if we wait until AFTER Pennsic!" This is going to be an interesting practice, I think... =========================================================================== Michael Alewright of the Marche | a/k/a Michael Greenstein Barony Marche of the Debatable Lands | zarquon at platinum.nb.net --------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: scj427 at aol.com (SCJ427) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: ykyinsca&gw: Date: 25 Jun 1995 03:36:23 -0400 You know you are in the SCA when you are helping referee a peewee football match and yell, "Lay On" when the whistle blows. Stefan MacMorrow ap Rhovannon From: niks at bu.edu (Nicole Spaun) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: ykyitscaw.... Date: 6 Jul 1995 02:56:03 GMT Organization: Boston University ... when your mother gives you a box of curtains for your apartment and you decide to leave your windows bare and use the drapery to make into garb... ... when you doodle device ideas in the margins of your notebooks... ... when you spend 8 hours at a 4th of July celebration on Boston's esplanade sewing beads on your court garb... and your friends don't see this as odd... --- Bianca di Bari ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nicole Angelique Spaun \ " I want to know God's thoughts.... Boston University / the rest are details." -Albert Einstein Center for Space Physics \ SCA: Bianca di Bari / Project: To find a ride to Pennsic! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: brgarwood at aol.com (BRgarwood) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 19 Oct 1995 13:33:00 -0400 YKYITSCAW--- reading the Northshield mail list, you see a subject "Their Royal Majesties visit Nordleigh", then feel a pang of dissapointment when you read the article and it's the King and Queen of Norway, instead of the REAL king and queen of the Middle. Berwyn, in Northshield, which doesn't see that much royalty. That's why we're gonna get our own prince some day. From: thorgierr at aol.com (Thorgierr) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 15 Oct 1995 11:06:26 -0400 We have discovered these: "If you spend more on beer than you did on gasoline to get to the event,. . . "If you own more swords than you do pencils . . . "If you wear your armor more often than you do your suit and tie . . . You Might Be A Stick Jock! in delicate service to the Society, Lady Tyrca Ivarsdottir From: erichvs at ix.netcom.com (Will & Stacy ) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYINTSCA Date: 18 Nov 1995 02:00:33 GMT >kolton at arizona.edU (Jason Kolton) wrote: >>When discussing with your friend about travelling around the country and >>your geographic names are Kingdoms. >> >> Lord Jason Thorne Or, you know which Kingdom a site is in, but not which state. --Beatrix zum Dunklenturm (this was pointed out by my lord, while reading over my shoulder.) From: lday at access5.digex.net (Lance Day) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKSEITSCAW... Date: 29 Nov 1995 14:31:08 -0500 Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA You know Someone Else is in the SCA when... You're in the fabric store and you notice someone draping a heavy burgundy damask over themselves to see how it looks... And they're in the Upholstery Section. From which comes the obligatory YK*Y*ITSCAW... You catch yourself thinking "You know, that *would* make a nice..." In service, Lance (the Onomastically Challenged) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-= Lance W. Day | The views expressed above are possibly, but lday at access.digex.net | not necessarily those of Bibadee; my cat. http://www.access.digex.net/~lday| Probability increases if 'food' is implied. From: Randy Martens Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW at X--Mas Date: 21 Dec 1995 19:32:24 GMT Organization: Hewlett-Packard You Know Your In The SCA When: You go to your local discount store the day after christmas and clean them out of inexpensive christmas tree stands, cause the bowls are 14 gauge steel, and just the right shape for shield bosses. Your family has no trouble buying you presents, because fabric store gift certificates are easy to come by. You are checking your luggage in at the airline counter, and the Sky Cap grabs your duffle bag, grunts when he relizes how heavy it is, and asks jokingly "What's in here, Armor?" ... .. and furthermore is not surprised when you answer "yes". Your christmas tree is decorated with chainmail ornaments, little swords, etc. Lord Andreas Sydikus Drachenfreund vos Ossenheim From: sam wise Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW ... Date: Fri, 22 Mar 1996 18:11:02 +0000 Organization: Microserve Information Systems (800)-380-INET On 21 Mar 1996, Bronwynmgn wrote: > ...when your lord sees a sign that says "Tanning" on a business > establishment and wonders what kinds of leather they have... > > Bronwyn OR: you see a sign that says: FENCING and general contracting, and you wonder if you should stop and price their foils and epees... all replies should be sent to: gamgee at catamart.com From: Sadira Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW.... Date: Fri, 22 Mar 96 15:23:06 PDT Organization: Avana Communications Corp. You're driving home from Gulf Wars, you see a sign that says "Meridian XX miles" and you turn to your companion saying,"I thought we were already IN Meridies!" Just a little something lots of sugar and caffeine will cure... Sadira bint Raya al-Asiri From: bronwynmgn at aol.com (Bronwynmgn) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW ... Date: 21 Mar 1996 20:18:08 -0500 ...when your lord sees a sign that says "Tanning" on a business establishment and wonders what kinds of leather they have... Bronwyn From: pat at lalaw.lib.CA.US (Pat Lammerts) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW ... Date: 25 Mar 1996 20:28:49 -0500 You see a sign that says: Knight Security Services and you wonder, "Is is a security service for knights or ^^^ one that uses knights as their security force?" Huette +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + Mistress Huette Aliza von und zu Ahrens und Mechthildberg + + Ars non gratia artis, sed gratia pecuniae + + Kingdom of Caid + + Barony of the Angels, Canton of the Canyons + + (pat at lalaw.lib.ca.us) + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: bob at deltanet.com (Bob Clevenger) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: Fri, 05 Apr 1996 19:01:15 -0800 kolton at arizona.edU (Jason Kolton) wrote: >When you get invited to a nice dinner at a friends house and she tells >you that its a 'dress nice' dinner and you realize that the best looking >clothes you have is your court garb. ....and you wear it! -=Bob=- in Ontario, Calif. NRA, CRPA, SCA, IOOF, N6MLV From: Mario Nigrovic Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: Thu, 11 Apr 1996 13:42:42 +0000 You know you're in the SCA when the local school asks for proof of residency to register your daughter for kindergarten and the first thing you grab is your Kingdom newsletter (they accepted it, too!) -- Melisend Cindy Nigrovic From: bronwynmgn at aol.com (Bronwynmgn) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: 14 Apr 1996 12:42:52 -0400 Greetings, all! Lord Jason Thorn said: >When you get invited to a nice dinner at a friends house and she tells >you that its a 'dress nice' dinner and you realize that the best looking >clothes you have is your court garb. Or when the best clothes you can find to have a formal portrait photograph taken in are garb! Bronwyn From: ruby at paltech.com (Debera Rothschild) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: Sun, 14 Apr 1996 13:22:04 UNDEFINED Organization: Capital Area Internet Service info at cais.com 703-448-4470 >Greetings, all! >Lord Jason Thorn said: > Or when the best clothes you can find to have a formal portrait >photograph taken in are garb! When the only clothes you have to go to a formal business dinner at your boss' house is Court Garb. And, everyone at the dinner comments on your new dress and wonder where they can get one of their own. Tovah From: teachmrt at aol.com (Teach Mr T) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: 15 Apr 1996 05:56:17 -0400 When a friend tells you her new boyfriend works in a fabric store, and your first thought is "How cool!" Liam O'Donndubhain Barony Beyond the Mountain Kingdom of the East From: ttrutyna at mtu.edu (Theron T. Rutyna) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW... Date: 9 Apr 1996 10:35:09 -0400 Organization: Michigan Technological University You're playing a Middle Ages based fantasy role-playing game (dnd) and you're friends declare you're combat move impossible... so you get into you're armor and prove them wrong! Cyveiliog of the Mistig Waetru (not so) Stick Jock From: crouchet at io.com (crouchet) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 10 Apr 1996 21:42:19 GMT The only time you can see your living room floor is when all the SCA stuff is loaded to go to an event. Savian From: iainranock at aol.com (IainRanock) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 11 Apr 1996 01:13:42 -0400 In article <4kh9vr$76s at nntp-1.io.com>, crouchet at io.com (crouchet) writes: >The only time you can see your living room floor is when all the SCA >stuff is loaded to go to an event. > >Savian Alternately: The only time the car will fit into the garage, is when it's packed to go to a war. Iain of Rannoch (W-23 days) "Moving to my fiancee's next week" From: angel at unix.tpe.com (angel) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 14 Apr 1996 11:32:03 -0400 Organization: My Provider, Washington DC You are working at your desk at the EPA, writing a memo about Superfund and quoting bits of the regulations, and your eyes keep interpreting "Subtitles" as "Subtleties". From: sjaqua at ix.netcom.com(Scott Jaqua ) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 13 Apr 1996 05:21:36 GMT In <4kmotp$ppn at netaxs.com> davesg at netaxs.com (David J. Szent-Gyorgyi) writes: > >Shannon Krysta Ward (skward at acs5.acs.ucalgary.ca) wrote: > >... you're furnishing an apartment, and *justify your choice of >curtain* by saying that you can always turn the fabric into garb >or pillowcases. They're mixed cotten and linen, natural, and I >smile every time I my eyes fall on them. :-) It gets worse- When you get a photo from your Russian penpal, and realize that his wallpaper EXACTLY matches the brocade of your Italian you made for coronation, and then you espy his curtains, realize they would be perfect to match the dress, and ask him just how attached he is to them. Allesaundra de Crosthwaite (yes, I have photos of each...) From: cclark at vicon.net (C. Clark) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Date: 17 Apr 1996 16:04:09 GMT Organization: EMI Communications This occurred to me just after a conversation with a Scadian whose timing was not entirely fortunate: If you practice birth control religiously from All Saint's Day to Candlemas so that you won't be too pregnant to go to Pennsic, you just might be a Scadian. Henry of Maldon/Alex Clark cclark at vicon.net From: powers at brain.cis.ohio-state.edu (william thomas powers) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Date: 17 Apr 1996 15:56:56 -0400 Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science Wandering over the bridge, looking for a dandy with a lace hanky handy, (my sini--plural of sinus?--have decided to use my head as a pell), I overheard Henry of Maldon mention "This occurred to me just after a conversation with a Scadian whose timing was not entirely fortunate: If you practice birth control religiously from All Saint's Day to Candlemas so that you won't be too pregnant to go to Pennsic, you just might be a Scadian." This, of course, reminds me of the corollary: If you know several people whose children all seem to be born 3 months before Pennsic---you might be a Scadian. Remember: don't go out on the field of love without your armour passing inspection! Wilelm whose joy in his marriage to Arianwen precludes having to worry about such stuff with others and being fixed does not have to worry about it at all! From: peterscc at whitman.edu (Chris Petersen) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 15:01:16 -0700 Organization: Whitman College >When you see an add saying "learn how to make your own bows" and are >disappointed when you realise they're talking about ribbons. in college, when you would rather get to know the father of the cute girl upstairs, because he's a great bowyer. And of course, I did, and he's going to teach me how to make a longbow, as well as to shoot it. >When you buy a TOWN out of rivets. well, 3 friends and I bought every hardware store in Tacoma (that was within our price range) out of 14 gage galvanized steel wire when we were making chainmail. Cyrillis Desidarius --- --- --- Chris Petersen (xris) peterscc at whitman.edu http://www.whitman.edu/~peterscc/ From: j_mohler at wmc34c.wmc.edu (Jason) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA Date: 18 Apr 1996 05:57:02 GMT Organization: Western Montana College, Dillon MT When your bible study is going over the armor of God ... and they ask you to bring examples. Erik Blackwood Jason Mohler j_mohler at wmc34b.wmc.edu http://socrates.math.ohio-state.edu/pages/JasonMohler.html From: Zill/Widow Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW Date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 21:53:20 -0500 ...you see a mother tenderly picking a splinter out of her son's hand with a shortsword... ...you unconcsiously dip your head to the Sr. Vice President of your company when you pass her in the hall... Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: destry at netcom.com (Fellwalker) Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: Tue, 30 Apr 1996 17:55:04 GMT On 29 Apr 1996 17:52:01 GMT, kellogg (kellogg at rohan.sdsu.edu) wrote: : You watch the tape of the new Babylon 5 episode 'A Late Delivery : from Avalon' over and over just to see if you can find a maker's mark on : the sword carried by Micheal York. (I don't see one, but my gut reaction : is that it is a Yeager) : Avenel Kellough We were too busy trying to figure out if it was real chainmail, and drooling over his neat cloak. --Morgan (Max) -- ...with rings on her fingers and bells on her toes... Sleepy Cat Graphis http://emporium.turnpike.net/Z/zen/index.html P.O. Box 608048 - The Church of Zen Fatalism - San Diego, CA 92160 Artful Things Gallery From: CAT_McGLOTHLIN at smtplink.sagepub.COM (CAT_McGLOTHLIN) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW... Date: 29 Apr 1996 16:49:18 -0400 You know you're in the SCA when.... ...an electrical fire starts but doesn't stand a chance of igniting anything else in your living room because it is behind your husband's aircraft-aluminum shield blank. And your first thought is "Good thing that shield kept the house from burning down... how would we replace all our garb and feast gear and heraldry books and...." -- Eilidh Swann of Strathlachlan ** Darach, Caid (Ventura, CA) Christine (Cat) McGlothlin Gurkweitz ** cat_mcglothlin at sagepub.com From: Carrie A Schutrick Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: Tue, 7 May 1996 15:10:22 -0400 Organization: Sophomore, English, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA >pulling out your wax tablet to write done some one's email adress >(this was at an event) It's worse when you so the same thing mundanely. The professor looked at me very oddly... --Cailfind O'Scolaidhe ___________________________________________________________________ Carrie Schutrick--caos at andrew.cmu.edu--Pittsburgh PA--CMU--OTP IX' ******************** Cailfind O'Scolaidhe-Cour d'Or-Barony Marche Deb. Lands-AEthelmearc From: jeffebear1 at aol.com (JeffEBear1) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW... Date: 6 May 1996 13:07:14 -0400 You spen hours looking in a hardware store at pieces of metal going I know I can do someting with that- Or you wonder into a sex shop( I'm not weird, my friend worked there) and look at the B & D magazines and say " If you only covered the breasts on this leather bodice it would be really cool for SCA, .. and look at these thigh high boots although the 8 inch heels would have to go....." (yes I did this! My friends complain - "misty only you could go into a sex shop and look at the costumes!") You take pads of paper into movies to sketch the costumes (gulity) You look at someones new couch or curtains and decide they would make a nice court dress.(gulity) Buy 15 bicycle cups on sale to make codpieces and wonder why the guy asks if you need a helmet? "Why I don't fight" (gulity) Raid Burger King's supply of crowns for you ADULT friends. Buy a bottle of booze just for the neat pouch...... Tell you hairdresser you need all your cut hair because you are filling a snood with hair to wear at events. Or are making braids . All you can say about "first knight" is TURTLE neck tunics and they must have had a sale on blue fabric. (gulity) the only thing holding your car together is the bumperstickers! Morigianna From: rayotte at badlands.NoDak.edu (Rayotte) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: another YKYITSCAW Date: 10 May 1996 17:07:05 GMT Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Network You break a mirror while in the bathroom in bare feet and think 1) Opps seven years of bad luck 2) Humm these small bits would be great to embroider into some late Arab garb Later, after picking up the right sized bits you consider the possibility of cutting your feet on the glass. From: Bill Lamp (5/25/96) To: markh at risc.sps.mot.com Date: Sat, 25 May 1996 23:09:00 -0400 Organization: Lost in Space BBS * (912) 888-6264 Subject: You know your in... Unto Stefan li Rous greetings from Vermundr Kurtson! Feel free to use (or not) these proposed additions to your list. They really did happen today. You know your in the SCA when you look at a Sci-Fi/Fantasy paperback and in a few seconds figure how to take out the mace and shield fighter on the cover. You know your helmet got too hot during yesterday's demo when you tell a stranger browsing the same shelf how to do it. Yours in Service, L. Vermundr Kurtson (MKA Bill Lamp) bill.lamp at lost.com From: Kitrynn of the Two Swords <103245.1331 at CompuServe.COM> Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKITSCAW... Date: 30 May 1996 03:38:00 GMT When your favorite birthday present was a roll of that really shiny duct tape... Katherine O'Malley From: CAT_McGLOTHLIN at smtplink.sagepub.COM (CAT_McGLOTHLIN) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW... Date: 12 Jun 1996 16:37:23 -0400 Forwarded on behalf of ANOTHER coworker: You Know You're in the SCA When... ...you decide when you're going to move based on when there are no wars or tourneys happening... Seadna -- Eilidh Swann of Strathlachlan ** Darach, Caid (Ventura, CA) Cat McGlothlin Gurkweitz ** cat_mcglothlin at sagepub.com From: Joel Connors Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYBITSCATLW Date: Wed, 19 Jun 1996 11:54:23 -0700 Organization: General Magic, Inc. You know.... When your typing a letter referring to a previous evening and have to rewrite the word night three times because you keep adding in a 'K'. My Lady, Last Knight was wonderful.... -- Joel Connors Teirnion Shadewe ap Gruffydd Llanrhudd From: rayotte at badlands.NoDak.edu (Rayotte) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Date: 9 Jul 1996 19:00:47 GMT Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Network Your talking to someone and they ask a simple question that confuses you.. "Are you a fan of Prince?" And you ask in return, "Which one, most I have met are nice guys..."and realize they are talking about some modern musician. From: aislynn647 at aol.com (AISLYNN647) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYBITSCATLW, Date: 28 Jul 1996 06:34:51 -0400 You reach into your purse and EVERY darn pen in it is a calligraphy pen. And, you don't even notice as you calmly write out your check in calligraphy. But the store clerk noticed and thought I was rather odd.... And I signed my new rent lease in calligraphy, well, it was the only pen in my purse.... Aine From: brgarwood at aol.com (BRgarwood) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: 10 Sep 1996 23:04:52 -0400 You know you're in the SCA when you hear a man say "Whoa, nice legs! Hubba Hubba!" and he's talking about armor. Happened tonight watching A&E's Knights and Armor program. Berwyn Lord Berwyn AEthelbryght of Ackley, Rudivale shire, Northshield, Midrealm BRgarwood at aol.com Date: Tue, 1 Oct 1996 21:12:21 -0500 From: Lisa K Deeds To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: YKYITSCA....(long) The current issue of Smoke & Fire News lists the following gems from the pen of Cathy Johnson, a historical interpreter at Ft. Osage in KC. Enough are transportable to the SCA that I thought I'd share. - Eilinel You Know You're A Re-enactor When: You have more period clothing in your closet than modern. You find yourself wearing some of them to the grocery store or the mall and feeling quite comfortable in them. You don't care WHAT the movie reviewer said, if they're wearing costumes you're GOING. Your wish list includes a French tulle, and you're not referring to a prom dress. You own so many books that your floor joists are beginning to buckle. You let your hair grow long even though it doesn't really look that good on you. You stop shaving your legs and underarms because "they" didn't. You are more likely to say "good day" than "hi". Your bill at the fabric store looks like the national debt. You do a burn test at the fabric store for natural fibers and set off the smoke alarm. You have marched around a table fulling a wet wool blanket and singing "if it wasna for the work o' the weavers, wha' wou' we do". You pick a bushel of black walnuts, throw away the meats and use the hulls to dye clothing. You buy ferrous sulfate tablets at the health food store & use them to mordant fabric for dyeing. You actually like a mix of colors and patterns that look pretty garish. Someone uses the word "shift" and you automatically think of an article of clothing instead of the hours they work. Someone says "that's a great coat" and you say "No, this one's a justacorps". You want new silver earrings for your birthday - and you're a guy. You're legally blind, but you try to see out of teeny-tiny little spectacles. You haven't worn a girdle since you were fourteen and you actually consider making a pair of stays (corset). You insist you're more comfortable wearing said stays. You steal the squirrels' ear corn & try to parch it. You prefer parched corn to popcorn. You consider picking up road kill for its fur. You know what "plews" are. (I dunno) You stand around an unheated log fort all weekend when it's 10 degrees out. You sleep on the ground in a single blanket when it's 4 degrees out. You know how to make lye soap and like to use it. Your new car is a van because it's easier to haul your stuff to events. ************* I recognize myself, my hubby, and any number of friends & acquaintances here. The guilty know who you are. :-) From: zarlor at acm.org (Lenny Zimmermann) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA when Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 22:24:49 GMT You know when you in the SCA when you see a nun in the grocery store wearing the habit for her order and think, "Gee, that's really nice garb that woman has" without thinking twice about the fact that you're not even at an event. My wife did this before she realized what she was looking at and where she was, just last week. Honos Servio, Lionardo Acquistapace, Barony of Bjornsborg, Ansteorra (mka Lenny Zimmermann, San Antonio, TX) zarlor at acm.org From: anaximander at geocities.com (Mike Huber) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're in the SCA when Date: Wed, 02 Oct 1996 17:09:49 GMT Friznitx rec.org.sca ak Tue, 01 Oct 1996 13:30:47 GMT farblik moondrgn at bga.com (Chris and Elisabeth Zakes)} > Your reality check comes back marked "insufficient funds". Nah - lots of us have insufficient funds for reality. YKYITSCA when that bounce notice isn't a big problem. ########################################## Anaximander of Xidon http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2111 mail: anaximander at geocities.com From: andrealt at ix.netcom.com(Andrea Thompson ) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: You know you're a Stick-Jock when.... Date: 8 Oct 1996 17:19:42 GMT ....when you get duct tape in your Christmas stocking! Ldy. Andrea of Lancaster Kingdom of Trimaris From: Quin Hinrichs Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA Date: 17 Oct 1996 02:42:21 GMT When one of your 5th grade Language Arts students asks you for the definintion of the word "Duke" and you reply without thinking, "That's a guy who's been King twice." (Imagine the confused look I got in response to that!) When you can play basketball in a leine, and have done it. When you yell "Huzzah" after your friend jumps a clean round at a horseshow. (I really did -- talk about embarrassing!) When you curse in Gaelic, and you aren't Scottish, and you aren't in garb. And, all of your friends know what you are saying when you do it and they aren't Scottish either. When you use your court tabard as a wall decoration. When you consider it necessary to have a new dress for every event and don't think it unusual to stay up until 5:00 the morning before to finish it. When your dog knows what you mean when you say, "Do you want to go to a war?" and she runs to get in the car. When your dog knows how to bow to Royalty. (Mine really does!) From: kent and kat dyer Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Sun, 10 Nov 1996 09:53:57 -0800 Organization: Oak, Ash & Thorn When not only does your husband have more tights than you do but your 3 year old daughter whines because you didn't get out her garb when leaving to go somewhere. Lady Katrine Witan Runa From: Bill Toscano Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Mon, 11 Nov 1996 10:25:36 -0500 Organization: Continuum Communications Inc. Shoppong yesterday in western Masschusetts: We're standing in an upscale you store, and my 13-year-old daughter walks up to me and says, "Listen to the Music. It's Greensleeves. Moments later, the 10-year-old daughter comes onto the scene, "Dad. Isn't this cool. They are playing Greensleeves." Same store and thankful the clerk didn't ask why I wanted a small foam pig. How could I say, "My wife was named Most Treacherous Swine" at a fencing event, and it's for her desk at work. Used bookstore in an old factory in Montague, Mass.: Clerk looks at my selections and says, "Is Medieval food really worth eating?" Why was it just me and my kids? YKYITSCAW your lady spends all Sunday afternoon teaching fencing in Rhode Island and all Sunday evening as a fencing student in Boston. But we get to see each other a lot . . . at events. Liam St. Liam Canton of Dragon's Aerie Baron Beyond the Mountain Kingdom of the East Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 07:59:27 +0000 From: Scot Eddy To: "ansteorra at eden.com" Subject: YKYITSCAW I got to see the new Romeo and Juliet last night, what a great show! As I watched this came to mind. YKYITSCAW - you watch what is considered to be the most romantic scene ever, the balcony scene, and all you can think is... "What is that armor Romeo is wearing?" Jovian Skleros From: ltremblay at timestep.com (Larry Tremblay) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW Date: Mon, 24 Mar 97 14:16:31 GMT Organization: Ealdormerean Bunny Brigade You're driving by a store called "Rattan Superstore", and are confused by the presence of _furniture_ in the window... Cheers! Lars From: Raven Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Wed, 26 Mar 1997 18:10:29 -0800 You roll your car and what concerns you most is getting new feast gear... From: manth at ozemail.com.au (Aramanth Dawe) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Fri, 28 Mar 1997 21:56:07 GMT Organization: OzEmail Ltd - Australia You come home to find you have been burgled. The first thing you check on is garb and SCA paraphenalia, _then_ check on the stereo and video... (BTW - this really did happen to us!) Aramanth manth at ozemail.com.au Aramanth Dawe, Adelaide, Australia Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW From: una at bregeuf.stonemarche.org (Honour Horne-Jaruk) Date: Wed, 09 Apr 97 11:30:42 EDT writes: > ..when your "black formal dress with pearls" is Tudor.... ...When you ask your non-SCA sister what to wear to her party, since it's been 20 years since you've even seen a cocktail, and she says "Either that black-embroidered Russian thing or the silk slip that goes with your Byzantine..." I do love understanding relatives... Alizaunde, Demoiselle de Bregeuf Una Wicca (That Pict) (Friend) Honour Horne-Jaruk, R.S.F. Newsgroups: rec.org.sca From: June Lathrop Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Thu, 10 Apr 1997 01:18:49 GMT ...when your daughter asks her dad if he has any tights she can borrow for her high school play. Juliana Date: Wed, 09 Apr 1997 16:33:23 -0400 From: Mario Carobene Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW ... when you're seriously considering spending $70 for some *nice* fabric to make a tunic you'll wear once, maybe twice a year... ... and yet you find the same amount excessive for a pair of pants you'll wear regularly... ... and besides that you're a guy ... Sebasriano da Pachino (who is in no way implying that women should find this normal in any circumstances...) mka Mario Carobene http://ww.total.net/~mbc/ From: stddly at SHSU.edu Date: Wed, 09 Apr 1997 11:04:10 EST To: ANSTEORRA at eden.com Subject: You know you are ... You know you are in the SCA when You are an avowed Pagan but consider contributing to the Trinity Channel just to get that nifty byzantine pendant they are offering. Lorraine From: "Ian D. Densmore" Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Date: 2 May 97 21:39:08 GMT Meghan <"meghan1(antispam)" at mindspring.com> wrote: > You go th the bookstore looking for light reading and the cashier feels > sorry for you because "it looks like your rotten lit. teacher is trying > to ruin your weekend" (picked up the Decammaron, Canterbury Tales and > Seven Viking Romances:-). > Meghan When you WORK at the bookstore solely to get a discount, and end up losing half your paycheck in the History section every week (but my library is HUUUUUGE!). Ian From: nerak at aol.com (Nerak) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: 4 May 1997 14:49:30 GMT When you pitch your personal pavillion on the front lawn to check it for damage/repair leaks etc. and three days later you get a visit from the "Codes" department, wanting to know why you had a "Revival" in a area zoned for family housing only. I had to show the nice man the garage full of tents and armor to convince him that I was not in the religious tent revival business. Nerak la Tisserande Nerak at aol.com From: Phill Malloch Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Sat, 07 Jun 1997 22:54:57 +1200 I bounded around a sale table at a bookshop to get my hands on a copy of "The Complete Book of Fighters." I turned out to be about *aeroplanes*. Adele de Maisieres beastly at usa.net s.v.p. From: "Cheri J. Corbett" To: markh at risc.sps.mot.com Date: Tue, 10 Jun 1997 20:27:12 -0600 Organization: Raven Images Subject: Gimme an "O"... You know you've been in the SCA too long when your company hires a great motivational speaker for team-building, and when he shouts those great motivational sayings at you, and you're supposed to shout them back to him, you end up shouting "OUTLANDS!!!!" and "UFF DA" instead. (got quite a few stares, too, I might add!) Lady Sadhbh Ni Donnabhain Kingdom of the Outlands From: "Mike Davies" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA when... Date: 22 Jun 1997 09:55:53 GMT While sitting in a church, waiting for your frind's wedding; you try to figure the blazons for the stained glass windows. -- Madok ap Davyd Date: Wed, 09 Jul 1997 10:49:34 -0400 From: national business college To: markh at risc.sps.mot.com Subject: YKYITSCAW You know your in the SCA when you jingle when you walk because you have your middle-eastern garb on under your dress. You know your in the SCA when you take your normal dinner candles to events because you can't afford to buy new feast candles. YKYITSCAW you make your own candles from old or damaged ones because you can't afford to buy new ones In service to Atlantia, Fiona Raynard Danville Va From: tierna at agora.rdrop.com (Britt ) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: 13 Aug 97 11:54:05 GMT Organization: RainDrop Laboratories/Agora(sm) YKYITSCA when... You're coming out of the library after a 5-hour nonstop costuming research stretch and note that several modern outfits have a strong resemblance to "hmmm, Roman...", "definitely Moorish...", "that's a lousy Tudor...", then realize you've just critiqued the folks waiting for the commuter train. - Brangwaine Date: Thu, 11 Sep 1997 16:02:10 -0600 From: Ed.Hopkins at MCI.com Subject: YKTYAITSCAIW Newsgroups: rec.org.sca You know that you are in the Society for Creative Anachronism, Incororated, when... You see a TV listing for a movie called, "Embrace of the Vampire", and for a minute you think it says, "Empire of the Vambrace." -- Alfredus Scurra From: lsmithen at chat.carleton.ca (Lucas Smithen) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYAITSCAW Date: 17 Mar 1998 00:17:30 GMT Organization: Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada YKYITSCA... You've been keeping a nasty worn out leather jacket in closet, because you know that some day you'll need new leg armor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord Evan QuickTongue Graham A. Yeates Email address: evan at skraeling.midrealm.org ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Celestria" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYAITSCAW was Re: Simplicity Pattern #8192 Date: 23 May 1998 05:35:35 GMT > I work at a fabric store so I checked it out. It looks pretty good to > me, with a few modifications. On the largest picture, cut the neckline > square instead of scooped, and put a corset with it. The one with the > big sleeves would make a good underdress for a gates-of-hell or cyclas, > but it doesn't really look like it goes with that bodice. > > Hugh the Barefoot > Barony of the South Downs, Meridies You know you are in the SCA when you read a ng and you assume that the person discussing in detail why a new dress pattern is or is not period is a woman. And then you read the name and are surprised to learn the poster is a man. Then you think to yourself "But this is the SCA just why should that surprise me?" And then you smile. Celestria From: salley at niktow.canisius.edu () Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYISCA Date: 30 Jun 1998 02:04:51 GMT Organization: Canisius College, Buffalo, NY 14208 Rebecca Fildes wrote: > You know you're in SCA when... > ...you use the word 'Hold' to stop your toddler from doing something > they shouldn't. Toddler??? A toddler will pick the concept up by osmosis from his surroundings. What's impressive is when the _dogs_ learn what 'Hold!' means :-) :-) -- -- Dagonell From: feedrus at aol.com (Feedrus) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYISCA Date: 30 Jun 1998 03:27:52 GMT >Toddler??? A toddler will pick the concept up by osmosis from his >surroundings. What's impressive is when the _dogs_ learn what 'Hold!' means >:-) :-) Your Dog understands "HOLD" I can do you one better.. My CAT understands HOLD. Duncan From: Jim Fox-Davis Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA... Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1998 16:50:16 -0800 JULIE ELAINE SIERACKI wrote: > YKYITSCA when your helmet sits next to your [military combat] helmet on your > wall locker and you have to explain that you tried to register your sword with > the Provost Marshal but they don't register 'knives' (so the arms room won't > store it because you can't prove it's registered). Or when you are trying > to explain a particularly nasty bruise or sprain to the medics. I had surgery on my shoulder a couple of weeks ago, and the doctor, when he heard that my hobbies included beating people over the head with a sword, added more stitches and included seven staples. When he saw pictures of me in armor, now he wants to come to an event! Jared Blaydeaux Caid From: moondrgn at bga.com (Chris and Elisabeth Zakes) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1998 02:26:34 GMT Every time you see an ad for the "Bow Flex" exercise machine, the first thing you think of is siege equipment, not body-building. -Tivar Moondragon Ansteorra C and E Zakes Tivar Moondragon (Patience and Persistence) and Aethelyan Moondragon (Decadence is its own reward) moondrgn at bga.com [Submitted by: "Philippa Alderton" ] From: Berwyn To: northshield at minstrel.com ; sca-middle at midrealm.org Date: Tuesday, January 12, 1999 11:39 AM Subject: [Mid] YKYITSCAINW >You Know you're in the SCA in Northshield when--- > >I was shopping the other day when I heard a little kid shout "Mommy, >Look, a Viking chair!" > I was gratified that one so young would be so excited about the >ubiquitous SCA seat, but wondered why Menards would carry such a >thing. Nearly gave myself whiplash turning to look. There was the >young Minnesota football fan pointing to a big purple and yellow >beanbag. > >Berwyn >======= > Lord Berwyn AEthelbryght of Ackley > Rudivale Shire, Northshield, Midrealm > Bert Garwood Grand Forks, ND lordberwyn at ibm.net From: bjncarey at aol.com (BJNCarey) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW Date: 22 Jan 1999 05:57:36 GMT You know you're in the SCA when you're watching Animaniacs late at night and they're doing a "segment" on the Christmas nativity and you find yourself wondering if the necklines on Mary and Joseph's tunics are period. Agnes From: "Getty" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: ykyitscaw Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1999 01:49:29 -0800 Your silver grey and black mackeral tabby cat walks by and your first thought is "Barry, sable and argent". Lady Beatrice Morgana From: jaysmom [jaysmom at swbell.net] Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 7:59 AM To: ansteorra at ansteorra.org Subject: [Ansteorra] You know you're in the SCA when . . . You know you're in the SCA when . . . I'm sitting at my son's end-of-year awards assembly at school, his name gets called, and I have to fight the urge to "escort him into Court"!! Simone From: Jesus Cavazos [toshirokoi at hotmail.com] Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 10:41 PM To: ansteorra at ansteorra.org Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] You know you're in the SCA when . . . Now from my wife; You know you've been in the SCA too long when you find yourself signing up for Fall classes, based on what you can use in the SCA... AND You know you've been around too long when you take the kids' pictures off the wall so you can hang your newest award... From: tmcd at panix.com (Timothy McDaniel) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW ... Date: Mon, 5 May 2003 19:32:09 +0000 (UTC) You Know You're In The SCA When ... ... you see the BBC headline at Colombia drugs baron on trial and you think that it contains a verb. Daniel de Lincolia -- Tim McDaniel, tmcd at panix.com; tmcd at us.ibm.com is my work address From: mamidael at hotmail.com (Lady Mamid) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA when... Date: 7 Jul 2003 21:55:09 -0700 ......you dress your son in t-tunics in mundania cause its easier to change his diaper... .............and you have to keep on correcting people that he's not a she.... ..................but you really don't care cause people are saying the garb looks good. From: jpmiaou at aol.comedy (JPmiaou) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Date: 07 Mar 2004 05:57:33 GMT Subject: YKYITSCAW You know you're in the SCA when seeing the phrase "register your device" in a mundane context makes you doubt your own sanity for several long moments. (It was on Yahoo's mail filters setup page, in the context of using a "mobile device" to check email.) From: bronwynmgn at aol.comnospam (Bronwynmgn) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Date: 28 Apr 2004 22:09:01 GMT Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW >A vehicle goes by and you hear your children cry out in glee "Mommy! >Mommy! They've got an SCA sticker! They've got an SCA sticker!" Slight variant on that: You are driving down the road and find yourself behind a car with a big sticker across the bottom of the back window that says DUKE, and you start wondering which Royal peer is driving it... (Took me several minutes to realize that it was a Duke University sticker!) Brangwayna Morgan From: Elizabeth Mullaney Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Thu, 29 Apr 2004 11:25:02 -0600 Organization: University of Calgary Bronwynmgn wrote: > You are driving down the road and find yourself behind a car with a big sticker > across the bottom of the back window that says DUKE, and you start wondering > which Royal peer is driving it... > > (Took me several minutes to realize that it was a Duke University sticker!) This is my SCA sticker story; and it happened to me, which makes it more fun. I was driving on a major route here in Calgary with a non-SCA friend. She was in the throes of a very unpleasant divorce, and we were worriedly discussing this, when she said, 'Ummm - do you know those people? I think they know you!' and pointed. I looked to the truck next to me, and there were indeed two young guys waving madly, making the 'secret dishwashing signal' (people in our household tend to be dishwashers at feasts, keeps us busy and useful), and yelling 'Nan!!' at the top of their voices. They had just moved here, had no one's phone numbers, and saw my sticker. The fact that we knew each other was a bonus. I yelled my phone number at them - it was a busy road - and they called me later, and went from there. And I am proud to say that the driver is now a very good friend, and the current Dragonslayer champion of Montengarde - Kraig Landenthal. ;-) In service, Nan Compton, OP From: booksbybrittany at aol.com (Hawke) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCA Date: 19 Jan 2004 16:42:43 -0800 Some more that have popped up... ... you know the measurements of all of your friends; it makes it easier to make holiday presents ... you had to make a second email account for all of the SCA mailing groups you're part of ...your mother no longer asks what you're doing ever night. It's something with the SCA, and that's all she wants to know. ... the restaurant where the barony goes after meetings now expects you, and sets up tables in the back so you won't scare the other customers ... said restaurant also now reminds people to sign their checks with their mundane names, after one particularly amusing night ... and said restaurant has also finally stopped asking us if we're in a play ...you've given up unpacking your armour from your car. Between practices and events, it's just not worth it. ... you have to explain to the parents whose children your babysitting why the children are singing in latin (it was the only thing I could think of to sing them to sleep!) From: Heather Murray Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 19:56:27 GMT > ... you have to explain to the parents whose children [you're] babysitting > why the children are singing in latin (it was the only thing I could > think of to sing them to sleep!) ...when you begin attending master gardener's classes through the Ag Extension and unintentionally stump the (doctoral) teacher on the first night when you ask about how well they think nigella/Grains of Paradise will do in the area. ...when you do it again in asking for a local source for withy brakes for making a raised bed. (::sigh:: I'll have to make it myself, looks like - fortunately, there's a willow in town in sore need of trimming and I'll ask the owner if I can "help." Another A&S project for the books.) ...when you move into a new *apartment,* and your homeowner friends are all jealous of the extra crafts room. ...when you're looking for real estate, and you comment to your mate on how good your realtor is when she has learned to comment on possible sites for a knot garden or a small keep. ...when your realtor makes you aware of any communities where there are time limitations on building new constructions because you told her in a car ride how long it can take to properly build the keep. She doesn't even show you the ones with "no new buiding" restrictions. Margaret Northwode From: John Campbell Organization: Campbell Industries Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCA Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 03:44:33 GMT ... when your car has gotten mired in slippery slush/ice/mud slop, and you solved this problem by tossing a mail hauberk under a drive wheel for traction. -- AEthelwulf of Mountain Freehold mka John Campbell jcampbel at lynn.ci-n.com From: "Mellissa Allison" Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: Re: YKYITSCAW Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 06:08:07 GMT ...you sign your SCA name on your cheque and don't notice anything wrong. Elspeth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lady Elspeth Selwode of Wilton - MoAS, Lionsdale Student to HL Johanna Katarina Morgenstocher Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 11:28:26 -0400 From: Jadwiga Zajaczkowa / Jenne Heise Subject: [Sca-cooks] You know you might be an SCA cook when To: Cooks within the SCA You might be an SCA cook when... - You can provide all the cooking gear and serving gear for a feast for 50 or a casual mundane luncheon for 75 out of your basement. Not counting stuff that belongs to your local shire. - your mundane brother who has worked in catering doesn't know where to pick up disposable chafer pans, but you do. - the date began to go downhill when the waitress said, "... and honey butter..." - You have things in your fridge or freezer from feasts that occurred before the millenium-- and they are still edible. - you go shopping because 'there's nothing to eat in the house,' but can't fit anything in the cupboards because they are bursting with medieval cooking supplies - You have carefully explained to the waitress that no, the rosemary on the steak would NOT make it too peppery, while everyone else at the table choked into their napkins. - You have walked into the kitchen at your mundane brother's wedding and the caterer thought you were with the site. - You have shown up to the rehearsal at a wedding in your girlfriend's family and told her she could find you in the kitchen with the caterer when she was done. - The little snacky things you provided for the bride's retinue when you were matron of honor were more lavish than the wedding dinner - you have ever found yourself explaining period blancmange or similar type of dish to a stranger on some form of public transport (plane, bus, taxi, line at amusement park) - Your idea of a great day's shopping is a variety of discount food stores, farmer's markets, and Restaurant supply stores... - you have voluntarily gone food shopping with Juliana von Altenfeld more than once-- but the second time you wore running shoes. :) - your idea of 'whipping up a little something' for a potluck would supply 6 bachelors several 3 course meals. - you have a mental index of places to buy food cheaply that are more than 40 miles away from your home... -- -- Jadwiga Zajaczkowa, Knowledge Pika jenne at fiedlerfamily.net From: tmcd at panix.com (Tim McDaniel) Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Subject: YKYITSCAW headline Date: 14 Oct 2004 23:34:24 -0500 YKYITSCAW you see the headline Vandals blamed for Gothic hall fire and think "Rome is saved by barbarian in-fighting!" (The true story is sadder: Nobody was hurt, but a beautiful hall dating to the 1860s was destroyed.) Danielis de Lindonio -- Tim McDaniel; Reply-To: tmcd at panix.com From: g young Date: November 15, 2004 7:58:00 PM CST To: bryn-gwlad at ansteorra.org Subject: [Bryn-gwlad] been doin' this too long You know you've been in the SCA too long when you go to the weather channel page and type in BORDERMARCH for a search and can't understand why it's not getting you the forecast. gwyneth From: Sandy Straubhaar Date: February 24, 2007 11:50:58 AM CST To: bryn-gwlad at lists.ansteorra.org Subject: [Bryn-gwlad] You Know You're In the SCA When. . . [just did this] You find yourself using your lord's main-gauche to coax the Roomba robot vacuum out from under the bed. brynhildr From: Chris Zakes Date: March 15, 2008 10:10:24 PM CDT To: "Kingdom of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." Subject: Re: [Ansteorra] Where is everyone. > You can never have to many knives, sword, sharp pointy things. or > guns. > plachoya You Know You're In The SCA When... You own more weapons than shoes. -Tivar Moondragon Ansteorra From: "Oakes, George" Date: June 18, 2009 12:21:53 PM CDT To: , Cc: "Joy Oakes" , , "Christin Beron" I actually did this last night!

 You know you're a Scadian when you get out of the shower, towel dry, and 
throw on your most comfortable Tunic to lounge around the house in....

 

Gavin

 From: Vicky Eisenstadt Date: June 18, 2009 3:49:38 PM CDT To: trimaris-temp at yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [tri-temp] You know you're a Scadian when... Or practice footwork with the bread knife...

 Date: June 19, 2009 11:28:25 AM CDT To: trimaris-temp at yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: [tri-temp] I just need to share this. > I had to have a serious conversation with my 3 year old
 > granddaughter on why I was wearing a dress because I am a boy
 > and boys don't wear dresses.
 Our washing machine was on the fritz, so I had to take our post event garb down to a local laundromat. While folding the now clean clothes, I heard a little girl "whisper" to her mother, "Mommy, that boy has a dress!"

"That probably belongs to his wife," was the reply.
 I just smiled and chuckled, 'cause I knew that that ankle length tunic was mine...

 Turold 
 From: Tim McDaniel Date: May 27, 2010 10:57:58 AM CDT To: Barony of Bryn Gwlad Subject: [Bryn-gwlad] You Know You're In The SCA When ... You Know You're In The SCA When ... ... you see a Mennonite woman and immediately think "I love doing lower/middle class late period, but did you have to use *snaps*?" ... the woman in charge of a church is approaching, and you want to point it out to your non-SCA sister, and *to save your life* you cannot think of any other term than "priestess". Footnotes: I have no real costuming knowledge. I don't know why I thought "late period". Perhaps because it was well-fitted with lots of seams, including two up the front over the chesticles? Maybe the bonnet? Maybe because she wasn't wearing ropes of amber and carrying a spear? My sister says that, in the Methodist Church, all members are "ministers". The lady in question is properly called the "pastor". Denyel de Lyncoln -- Tim McDaniel, tmcd at panix.com From: SCA Newcomers list Subject: Re: What do you do with your toddler? :) Posted by: "Traci Earhart" randtearhart at yahoo.com randtearhart Date: Wed Jan 5, 2011 8:38 pm ((PST)) My favorite is "You know you are in the SCA when your standard of living improves when you go camping". Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2011 07:12:54 +1000 From: Anika Page Subject: Re: [Lochac] When are you no longer a newcomer in the SCA? To: "The Shambles: the SCA Lochac mailing list" I'm reminded of all the "you know you're in the SCA when..." stories... You know you're in the SCA when you admire a girls hemline because you haven't seen that stitch before. You know you're in the SCA when your spellchecker knows how to spell Bransle, and you know how to pronounce it. You know you're in the SCA when you return to work on monday, only to find you left all your money in your belt pouch... --Anika/Lyssa September 18 at 10:49am · SCA Facebook group Little Kender I scrolled way back and didn't find this, so maybe it's time to start another thread; let's get some new responses: You know you're in the SCA when... Shanan Winters Your daughter places her recurve bow very lovingly next to her American Girl doll. Frederick Padraig MacRaighne Fenters When you post the FB game about 1 word of how we met... and 90% of the answers are "SCA" Taija Paju When your 4-year-old takes it for granted that she has to have an underdress underneath the dress and will not go to an event without it. Tim Belcher Your shrink asks if you have any weapons and after listening to the list asks if you have any "modern" weapons. Aislinn Cravenhest When you pause your medieval movie to look at the trim, take a picture and then go search for a merchant for a similar trim. Kimberly Vital When you get rosetta stone just to learn a language your persona would know. Kas Hamilton When you get mad at rosetta stone for not having a language your persona would know. Kimberly Vital When your kids get into an argument and one shouts "thats it! put on your armor!" Diana Shell Wertz You absentmindedly say 'Excuse me, mi lord' to some guy at Club Med on the Greek Isle of Cofu. ~ (me) c. 1984 Diana Shell Wertz When your 17 year old pokes his nose in the camp kitchen to coax (re. a dance class) his 12 year old brother (who's helping in the kitchen) to "Come on out here, Shawn,...there's GIRLS !" and the 12 year old replies "There's girls in Here, TOO,...and FOOD !!!!! I Ain't Leaving !!!!!" Diana Shell Wertz When you're 23 Y.O gets home from the Navy and starts hinting like crazy for your 'help' in finding him an SCA 'wife' because he's decided he's ready to be a husband and father, but he doesn't want a mundane bride,......a few years later, his younger brother comes to you and makes the same request, for the same reasons,..... Aislinn Cravenhest When you take your Bardic disks to work and everyone around treats you like you have the Plague and they start a Music War with Country Music. Bill Benson When you bow to your Commanding Officer... You know that he's cool when he bows back! Peter Apted You can't walk in the front door without tripping over archery, rapier and/or heavy combat armour and/or weapons .... in my casse all of the above. Aemiliana Mac When job hunting, you seriously debate taking a job with almost no weekends and nights off. Pat Auten Or by location of an SCA group!! Little Kender What's to debate? No way I'd take a job working weekends, it would drive me insane! Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 10:39:39 +1300 From: "katherine kerr" Subject: Re: [Lochac] Lochac Digest, Vol 59, Issue 11 To: lochac at lochac.sca.org <<< As far as I am aware the earliest common SCA usage of the word 'hoik' [to hoist up sharply] started in the early days of Lochac and was specifically used to describe the upward adjustment of ones decolotage as one was being laced into a corset or tight frock. I was using it in 1985 in Stormhold. >>> Must be a Continental usage. Best story relating to that particular adjustment requirement, was hearing a gentleman relate how he'd come into the Great Hall at Faire to see a young lady doing just that and found himself sniggering because he could see her ankles.....then he went "Wha..?? Ankles???!" The SCA can change the way you see the world. Katherine ===================================== katherine kerr of the Hermitage, in the Crescent Isles, Barony of Southron Gaard, Kingdom of Lochac From: Jenna Subject: [CALONTIR] YKYITSCAW Date: August 13, 2012 10:11:36 AM CDT To: CALONTIR at listserv.unl.edu You Know You're In The SCA When: You are watching 75,000+ people in Olympic Stadium singing along with Eric Idle, "Keep On the Sunny Side of Life" and as the roller-skating nuns go past and the Roman legionaries line up to do a very bad can-can dance you comment, "Those aren't Roman scutums - they're Viking center-grip shields!" (And if you are old-time Calontiri you start singing from Erich's "Fighter's Alphabet Song", "V is for Vikings with center-grip shields....") Jenna Edited by Mark S. Harris you-know-msg Page 54 of 54