SCA-stories2-msg - 11/22/09
਀ഊSCA stories related between 5/1/94 and 5/1/96.
਀ഊNOTE: See also the files: SCA-stories1-msg, SCA-hist1-msg, child-stories-msg, SCA-authors-msg, SCA-notables-msg, you-know-msg, vanity-plates-msg.
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਀一伀吀䤀䌀䔀 ⴀഊ
਀吀栀椀猀 昀椀氀攀 椀猀 愀 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 瘀愀爀椀漀甀猀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀 栀愀瘀椀渀最 愀 挀漀洀洀漀渀 琀栀攀洀攀 琀栀愀琀 䤀 栀愀瘀攀 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀攀搀 昀爀漀洀 洀礀 爀攀愀搀椀渀最 漀昀 琀栀攀 瘀愀爀椀漀甀猀 挀漀洀瀀甀琀攀爀 渀攀琀眀漀爀欀猀⸀ 匀漀洀攀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀 搀愀琀攀 戀愀挀欀 琀漀 ㄀㤀㠀㤀Ⰰ 猀漀洀攀 洀愀礀 戀攀 愀猀 爀攀挀攀渀琀 愀猀 礀攀猀琀攀爀搀愀礀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀椀猀 昀椀氀攀 椀猀 瀀愀爀琀 漀昀 愀 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 昀椀氀攀猀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 匀琀攀昀愀渀✀猀 䘀氀漀爀椀氀攀最椀甀洀⸀ 吀栀攀猀攀 昀椀氀攀猀 愀爀攀 愀瘀愀椀氀愀戀氀攀 漀渀 琀栀攀 䤀渀琀攀爀渀攀琀 愀琀㨀 栀琀琀瀀㨀⼀⼀眀眀眀⸀昀氀漀爀椀氀攀最椀甀洀⸀漀爀最ഊ
਀䤀 栀愀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀 愀 氀椀洀椀琀攀搀 愀洀漀甀渀琀 漀昀 攀搀椀琀椀渀最⸀ 䴀攀猀猀愀最攀猀 栀愀瘀椀渀最 琀漀 搀漀 眀椀琀栀 猀攀瀀愀爀愀琀攀 琀漀瀀椀挀猀 眀攀爀攀 猀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀 猀瀀氀椀琀 椀渀琀漀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀琀 昀椀氀攀猀 愀渀搀 猀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀 攀砀琀爀愀渀攀漀甀猀 椀渀昀漀爀洀愀琀椀漀渀 眀愀猀 爀攀洀漀瘀攀搀⸀ 䘀漀爀 椀渀猀琀愀渀挀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀 䤀䐀猀 眀攀爀攀 爀攀洀漀瘀攀搀 琀漀 猀愀瘀攀 猀瀀愀挀攀 愀渀搀 爀攀洀漀瘀攀 挀氀甀琀琀攀爀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 挀漀洀洀攀渀琀猀 洀愀搀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀猀攀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀 愀爀攀 渀漀琀 渀攀挀攀猀猀愀爀椀氀礀 洀礀 瘀椀攀眀瀀漀椀渀琀猀⸀ 䤀 洀愀欀攀 渀漀 挀氀愀椀洀猀 愀猀 琀漀 琀栀攀 愀挀挀甀爀愀挀礀 漀昀 琀栀攀 椀渀昀漀爀洀愀琀椀漀渀 最椀瘀攀渀 戀礀 琀栀攀 椀渀搀椀瘀椀搀甀愀氀 愀甀琀栀漀爀猀⸀ഊ
਀倀氀攀愀猀攀 爀攀猀瀀攀挀琀 琀栀攀 琀椀洀攀 愀渀搀 攀昀昀漀爀琀猀 漀昀 琀栀漀猀攀 眀栀漀 栀愀瘀攀 眀爀椀琀琀攀渀 琀栀攀猀攀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀⸀ 吀栀攀 挀漀瀀礀爀椀最栀琀 猀琀愀琀甀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀猀攀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀 椀猀 甀渀挀氀攀愀爀 愀琀 琀栀椀猀 琀椀洀攀⸀ 䤀昀 椀渀昀漀爀洀愀琀椀漀渀 椀猀 瀀甀戀氀椀猀栀攀搀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀猀攀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀 最椀瘀攀 挀爀攀搀椀琀 琀漀 琀栀攀 漀爀椀最椀渀愀琀漀爀⠀猀⤀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀Ⰰഊ    Mark S. Harris                  AKA:  THLord Stefan li Rous
਀                                          匀琀攀昀愀渀 愀琀 昀氀漀爀椀氀攀最椀甀洀⸀漀爀最ഊ************************************************************************
਀ഊ"History is a moving target that changes as fresh details are discovered, as errors are corrected, as popular attitudes shift.  Historians carve the sculpture that is Truth not out of granite, but out of wet clay."
਀ഊ-   From the preface to "The Life of Muad'Dib" in the Dune series.
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਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊFrom: MCNUTT at gateway.ce.utk.edu (Bill McNutt)
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 䄀渀搀 渀漀眀㨀 夀漀甀 䬀渀漀眀 夀漀甀✀爀攀 䤀渀 吀栀攀 匀䌀䄀 圀栀攀渀⸀⸀⸀ഊOrganization: University of Tennessee Division of Continuing Education
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 圀攀搀Ⰰ 㐀 䴀愀礀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 　㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀㌀㜀 䜀䴀吀ഊ
਀猀椀氀戀爀洀渀搀 愀琀 愀挀昀㐀⸀渀礀甀⸀攀搀甀 ⠀吀栀攀 䐀愀爀欀 䴀愀最攀⤀ 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ>Heehee!!!  My fave's are the codpieces with the squeaky toys inside...
਀ഊFor awhile Hasbro Toys were marketing talking X-Men dolls, that said a tagline 
਀椀昀 礀漀甀 猀焀甀攀攀稀攀搀 琀栀攀洀⸀  吀栀攀 圀漀氀瘀攀爀椀渀攀 搀漀氀氀 猀愀椀搀 ∀䤀 愀洀 琀栀攀 戀攀猀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 椀猀 愀琀 眀栀愀琀 ഊI do.  A Noble Lord who shall remain nameless is threatening to take the 
਀洀攀挀栀愀渀椀猀洀 漀甀琀 漀昀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀漀猀攀 昀漀爀 愀 挀漀搀⸀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 䜀椀渀渀礀 䈀攀愀琀琀礀 㰀瘀椀爀最椀渀椀愀⸀氀⸀戀攀愀琀琀礀 愀琀 搀愀礀琀漀渀伀䠀⸀一䌀刀⸀䌀伀䴀㸀ഊSubject: Boys and their toys (was: you know if you're a stick jock)
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䄀吀☀吀 ⴀ 䜀䤀匀ഊDate: Mon, 2 May 1994 19:21:12 GMT
਀ഊAn amusing anecdote:
਀ഊThis past Sunday (5/1/94), after the Middle Kingdom 25th year celebration, Aasa 
਀匀漀爀攀渀猀搀漀琀琀椀爀 愀渀搀 䤀 瘀椀猀椀琀攀搀 琀栀攀 䌀栀椀挀愀最漀 䄀爀琀 䤀渀猀琀椀琀甀琀攀⸀ 䄀昀琀攀爀 戀爀漀眀猀椀渀最 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 漀渀攀 ഊof the displays, we wandered into the medieval arms and armor hall. We briefly 
਀瀀攀爀甀猀攀搀 琀栀攀 愀爀洀漀爀 愀渀搀 洀漀瘀攀搀 漀渀 琀漀 洀漀爀攀 椀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀椀渀最 琀栀椀渀最猀 ⠀氀椀欀攀 琀栀攀 最氀愀猀猀 愀渀搀 ഊceramics), which were in the same room as the armor. 
਀ഊAnother friend of ours, Emrys Eustace (Broom), then arrived in the hall. He was 
਀琀栀攀爀攀 樀甀猀琀 琀漀 猀琀甀搀礀 琀栀攀 愀爀洀漀爀⸀ 䈀愀愀氀搀甀椀爀 漀昀 䘀攀渀椀砀Ⰰ 栀椀猀 眀椀昀攀 䌀愀爀氀椀渀攀 愀渀搀 栀攀爀 ഊcousin also arrived in the hall. After some conversation, Aasa and I bid Broom 
਀愀渀搀 䈀愀愀氀搀甀椀爀 昀愀爀攀眀攀氀氀 愀渀搀 眀攀渀琀 漀渀 琀漀 漀琀栀攀爀 攀砀栀椀戀椀琀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 洀甀猀攀甀洀⸀ഊ
਀䄀戀漀甀琀 ㈀ 栀漀甀爀猀 氀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 眀攀 爀攀琀甀爀渀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀攀 愀爀洀漀爀 搀椀猀瀀氀愀礀⸀ 䈀爀漀漀洀 愀渀搀 䈀愀愀氀搀甀椀爀 ഊ>never< left the hall, and were busy passionately discussing the jousting armors 
਀愀渀搀 洀攀琀栀漀搀猀 漀昀 挀漀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀漀渀⸀ ഊ
਀䤀渀 琀栀攀 䴀甀猀攀甀洀 猀栀漀瀀Ⰰ 䤀 瀀椀挀欀攀搀 甀瀀 愀 瀀爀攀猀攀渀琀 昀漀爀 䈀爀漀漀洀㨀 愀 䐀漀瘀攀爀 攀搀椀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 洀愀欀椀渀最 愀 ഊpaper cutout helmet. I thought it would be appropriate.
਀ഊHappy New Year, SCA!
਀ഊGwyneth Banfhidhleir
਀䈀愀爀漀渀礀 漀昀 䘀氀愀洀椀渀最 䜀爀礀瀀栀漀渀ഊMiddle Kingdom
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 甀渀愀 愀琀 戀爀攀最攀甀昀⸀猀琀漀渀攀洀愀爀挀栀攀⸀漀爀最 ⠀䠀漀渀漀甀爀 䠀漀爀渀攀ⴀ䨀愀爀甀欀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀 眀栀攀渀㨀ഊDate: Fri, 06 May 94 15:31:04 EDT
਀ഊ	Respected friends:
਀ऀ䴀礀 瀀爀漀最爀愀洀 眀漀渀✀琀 氀攀琀 洀攀 焀甀漀琀攀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 夀䬀夀䤀吀匀䌀䄀 瀀漀猀琀Ⰰ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 椀琀✀猀 琀漀漀ഊlong for it (or something like that). But i had to comment about one of the
਀怀甀爀戀愀渀 氀攀最攀渀搀✀ 漀渀攀猀Ⰰ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀攀 爀攀愀氀 瘀攀爀猀椀漀渀 洀愀礀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 洀礀 ഊthen-husband, Alexandre sur le mer.
਀ऀ䄀⸀ 挀愀洀攀 戀愀挀欀 昀爀漀洀 愀 瘀漀礀愀最攀 眀椀琀栀 渀漀琀 漀渀攀 猀椀渀最氀攀 猀琀椀琀挀栀 漀昀 渀漀爀洀愀氀 ഊclothing clean. (It doesn't happen to Merchant Marine officers as often as 
਀椀琀  搀漀攀猀 琀漀 挀漀氀氀攀最攀 猀琀甀搀攀渀琀猀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 椀琀 搀漀攀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀⸀⤀ 䤀 洀攀琀 栀椀洀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 挀愀爀 ഊpacked for the event- no normal clothes along. It was dark, he was flexible;
਀椀渀琀漀 昀甀氀氀 猀椀氀欀ⴀ愀渀搀ⴀ最漀氀搀 䔀氀椀猀愀戀攀琀栀愀渀⸀ ⠀一漀 爀甀昀昀氀攀猀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 瀀氀攀愀琀攀搀 猀栀椀爀琀 攀搀最椀渀最猀⸀⤀ഊ	We stopped at a truckstop for coffee and facilities. Being Alexandre,
਀栀攀 瀀甀琀 漀渀 栀椀猀 爀椀渀最猀Ⰰ 洀攀搀愀氀氀椀漀渀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀眀漀爀搀戀攀氀琀 戀攀昀漀爀攀 攀渀琀攀爀椀渀最⸀ 䠀攀 挀愀洀攀 漀甀琀 漀昀 ഊthe restrooms grinning ferociously.
਀ऀ䴀攀㨀 圀栀愀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀渀攀搀㼀ഊ	A.: The beerbelly at the next urinal wanted to know why I was dressed
਀氀椀欀攀 愀 焀甀攀攀爀⸀ഊ	Me: And you said...
਀ऀ䄀⸀㨀 ∀䴀礀 眀椀昀攀 洀愀搀攀 椀琀⸀∀ 琀栀攀渀 䤀 ⴀ愀搀樀甀猀琀攀搀ⴀ 洀礀 猀眀漀爀搀 愀渀搀 愀搀搀攀搀 ∀䄀渀搀 䤀 ഊ_don't_ like fighting _women_."
਀ऀ䴀攀㨀 ⠀䌀栀漀欀椀渀最 漀渀 洀礀 挀漀挀漀愀⤀ 䌀愀渀 眀攀 氀攀愀瘀攀 渀漀眀㼀ഊ	It almost has to be the same incident. Besides, when he chose to, A.
਀挀漀甀氀搀 瀀爀漀搀甀挀攀 琀栀攀 洀漀猀琀 挀漀渀瘀椀渀挀椀渀最 猀攀琀 漀昀 猀渀愀欀攀ⴀ攀礀攀猀 攀瘀攀爀 猀攀攀渀 漀昀昀 愀 爀椀瘀攀爀戀漀愀琀⸀ഊ	In the interests of accuracy, in legends as in everything-
਀ऀऀऀऀ䠀漀渀漀甀爀⼀䄀氀椀稀愀甀渀搀攀 ഊ
਀ഊFrom: una at bregeuf.stonemarche.org (Honour Horne-Jaruk)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: fun with history
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 䴀漀渀Ⰰ 　㤀 䴀愀礀 㤀㐀 ㄀㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀㌀㘀 䔀䐀吀ഊ
਀樀攀昀昀猀 愀琀 洀愀琀栀⸀戀甀⸀䔀䐀唀 ⠀䨀攀昀昀 匀甀稀甀欀椀⤀ 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ>  To a greater or lesser degree, experiental archeology is what
਀㸀 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 漀甀爀 洀漀猀琀 搀爀椀瘀攀渀 匀䌀䄀搀椀愀渀猀 愀爀攀 搀漀椀渀最⸀ഊ> William the Alchymist
਀ഊ	Conversation in my college medieval history class, 1977:
਀∀伀䘀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 愀猀 琀栀攀 挀愀瀀琀椀漀渀 椀渀 琀栀攀 戀漀漀欀 洀愀欀攀猀 挀氀攀愀爀Ⰰ 欀渀椀最栀琀猀 挀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀ഊget out of a mailshirt alone; this illustration is fanciful, and is intended 
਀琀漀 猀栀漀眀 栀漀眀 瀀漀漀爀 琀栀攀 欀渀椀最栀琀 椀猀⸀∀ഊ
਀ऀ∀匀椀爀Ⰰ 洀愀礀 䤀 甀猀攀 礀漀甀爀 漀昀昀椀挀攀 瀀栀漀渀攀 昀漀爀 愀 洀漀洀攀渀琀㼀∀ഊ"Go ahead, but remember, we've just begun class- don't take long."
਀⠀䤀 爀攀琀甀爀渀 琀漀 挀氀愀猀猀Ⰰ 琀眀漀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀 氀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀椀琀 搀漀眀渀 ☀ 猀栀甀琀 甀瀀⸀⤀ഊ
਀吀眀攀渀琀礀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀 氀愀琀攀爀ⴀഊ	"Excuse me, sir, I'd like to return to our first topic- allegorical
਀瘀攀爀猀甀猀 爀攀愀氀椀猀琀椀挀 椀氀氀甀猀琀爀愀琀椀漀渀猀㼀∀ഊ
਀∀圀栀愀琀 洀漀爀攀 挀漀甀氀搀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀礀 戀攀 猀愀椀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀㼀∀ഊ	"friend, could you come down front?"
਀⠀䘀爀椀攀渀搀 瀀爀漀挀攀攀搀猀 琀漀 猀欀椀渀 漀甀琀 漀昀 洀愀椀氀猀栀椀爀琀 椀渀 洀愀渀渀攀爀 椀搀攀渀琀椀挀愀氀 琀漀 椀氀氀甀猀琀爀愀琀椀漀渀⤀ഊ
਀ऀ∀一漀眀Ⰰ 瀀爀漀昀攀猀猀漀爀ⴀ 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 怀愀氀氀攀最漀爀椀挀愀氀✀ 椀氀氀甀猀琀爀愀琀椀漀渀 戀礀 琀栀攀 猀愀洀攀 ഊartist, of women assisting in the defense of a castle..."
਀ഊ	...And I still got an A- . I love experimental archeology, I do, I do,
਀䤀 搀漀℀ഊ				Honour/Alizaunde
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਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊFrom: mikes at nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (michael squires)
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀 眀栀攀渀⸀⸀⸀ഊKeywords: stories
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䤀渀搀椀愀渀愀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀ഊDate: Wed, 25 May 1994 15:59:46 GMT
਀ഊThis happened to me.
਀ഊA largish group of us were staying at a cheap hotel for Talymar's first
਀挀漀爀漀渀愀琀椀漀渀 椀渀 䌀栀椀挀愀最漀⸀  圀攀 眀攀爀攀 愀 爀攀愀猀漀渀愀戀氀攀 眀愀氀欀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 昀攀愀猀琀 猀椀琀攀ഊ(University of Chicago) and a group of about 20 started out at once.  We
਀眀攀爀攀 愀氀氀 椀渀 漀甀爀 戀攀猀琀 最愀爀戀 愀渀搀 挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最 猀琀攀攀氀㬀 洀愀渀礀 眀攀爀攀 挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最ഊswords.  I don't think there was anyone who did not at least have a dagger
਀愀琀 琀栀攀椀爀 眀愀椀猀琀⸀  䤀 眀愀猀 挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最 愀 眀愀氀氀ⴀ栀愀渀最攀爀 欀渀漀眀渀 椀渀 琀栀攀 匀栀椀爀攀 愀猀ഊWatermelon's Bane from its function at summer demos.
਀ഊAbout half way there we saw a group of young men, all dressed in the same
਀樀愀挀欀攀琀猀 愀渀搀 栀愀琀猀Ⰰ 眀愀氀欀椀渀最 琀漀眀愀爀搀 甀猀⸀  圀攀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀 瀀爀漀戀愀戀氀礀 愀 猀琀爀攀攀琀ഊgang, but after hurried consultation kept on walking toward them.  When
਀琀栀攀 礀漀甀渀最 洀攀渀 最漀琀 琀漀 琀栀攀 椀渀琀攀爀猀攀挀琀椀漀渀 琀栀愀琀 搀椀瘀椀搀攀搀 漀甀爀 最爀漀甀瀀猀 琀栀攀礀ഊcrossed over to the other side of the street.  Once we had passed by,
਀琀栀攀礀 挀爀漀猀猀攀搀 戀愀挀欀 漀瘀攀爀 琀漀 漀甀爀 猀椀搀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀琀爀攀攀琀⸀ഊ-- 
਀䴀椀挀栀愀攀氀 䰀⸀ 匀焀甀椀爀攀猀Ⰰ 倀栀⸀䐀   䴀愀渀愀最攀爀 漀昀 䤀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀椀漀渀愀氀 䌀漀洀瀀甀琀椀渀最Ⰰ 䘀爀攀猀栀洀愀渀 伀昀昀椀挀攀ⰀഊChemistry Department, IU Bloomington, IN 47405 812-855-0852 (o) 81-333-6564 (h)
਀洀椀欀攀猀 愀琀 椀渀搀椀愀渀愀⸀攀搀甀Ⰰ 洀椀欀攀猀 愀琀 甀挀猀⸀椀渀搀椀愀渀愀⸀攀搀甀Ⰰ 漀爀 洀椀欀攀猀 愀琀 渀椀挀欀攀氀⸀甀挀猀⸀椀渀搀椀愀渀愀⸀攀搀甀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 瀀愀爀欀攀爀搀 愀琀 洀挀洀愀椀氀⸀挀椀猀⸀洀挀洀愀猀琀攀爀⸀挀愀 ⠀䐀椀愀渀愀 倀愀爀欀攀爀⤀ഊSubject: Re: You know you're in the SCA when...
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䴀挀䴀愀猀琀攀爀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀Ⰰ 䠀愀洀椀氀琀漀渀Ⰰ 伀渀琀愀爀椀漀Ⰰ 䌀愀渀愀搀愀ഊDate: Thu, 26 May 1994 08:05:52 GMT
਀ഊSome few years ago, my lord and I walked down the street from an event in
਀愀渀 攀挀漀渀漀洀椀挀愀氀氀礀 挀栀愀氀氀攀渀最攀搀 渀攀椀最栀戀漀甀爀栀漀漀搀 椀渀 䐀愀礀琀漀渀Ⰰ 伀栀椀漀 琀漀 愀 最爀漀挀攀爀礀ഊstore.  Because it was so close we didn't bother to change out of garb. 
਀䐀甀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀 琀栀爀攀攀 戀氀漀挀欀 琀爀椀瀀 洀甀氀琀椀瀀氀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 挀爀漀猀猀攀搀 琀栀攀 猀琀爀攀攀琀 愀眀愀礀 昀爀漀洀ഊour path.
਀ഊWhen we arrived at the small grocery store, a very nervous security guard
਀愀瀀瀀爀漀愀挀栀攀搀 愀渀搀 猀愀椀搀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 挀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 琀愀欀攀 愀渀礀 眀攀愀瀀漀渀猀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 猀琀漀爀攀⸀  䄀猀ഊI knew all we had come to get, I stripped off my 3 visible & 1 hidden
਀戀氀愀搀攀猀 愀渀搀 瀀愀猀猀攀搀 琀栀攀洀 漀瘀攀爀 琀漀 䠀愀猀搀爀甀戀愀氀 眀栀漀 眀漀甀氀搀 眀愀椀琀 昀漀爀 洀攀 愀琀 琀栀攀ഊfront.  While I was shopping, Hasdrubal was approached by 5-6 pre-teens
਀眀栀漀 愀猀欀攀搀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 欀渀椀瘀攀猀 ☀ 猀眀漀爀搀猀⸀ ഊ
਀䄀戀漀甀琀 㔀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 挀漀渀瘀攀爀猀愀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ 漀渀攀 戀漀礀 愀猀欀攀搀 椀昀 栀攀 栀愀搀 攀瘀攀爀 栀愀搀 琀漀ഊuse any of the weapons.  When he answered in the negative, the youngest
਀愀渀搀 猀洀愀氀氀攀猀琀Ⰰ 眀栀漀 氀漀漀欀攀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 ㄀　 漀爀 ㄀㄀Ⰰ 渀漀搀搀攀搀 欀渀漀眀椀渀最氀礀 愀渀搀 猀愀椀搀 猀愀最攀氀礀ഊ"when you are packing that much, you don't need to use it."
਀ഊWe gently walked the three blocks back to the site, unmolested by anyone,
਀戀甀琀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 搀攀琀攀爀洀椀渀愀琀椀漀渀 渀漀琀 琀漀 洀愀欀攀 愀渀礀漀渀攀 琀漀漀 渀攀爀瘀漀甀猀⸀ഊ
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਀䐀椀愀渀愀 倀愀爀欀攀爀   ऀ㰀瀀愀爀欀攀爀搀 愀琀 洀挀洀愀椀氀⸀洀挀洀愀猀琀攀爀⸀挀愀㸀ഊSecurity Services	CUC - 201	
਀䴀挀䴀愀猀琀攀爀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀ऀ⠀㤀　㔀⤀ 㔀㈀㔀ⴀ㤀㄀㐀　 ⠀砀㈀㐀㈀㠀㈀⤀ ഊ
਀ഊFrom: locksley at indirect.com (Joe Bethancourt)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: You know you're in the SCA when...
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㜀 䴀愀礀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㄀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Internet Direct, Inc.
਀ഊA member of my Household, Sir Terans den Sjofarende, was with Phoenix PD. 
਀䄀猀 愀 氀漀眀氀礀 瀀愀琀爀漀氀洀愀渀Ⰰ 栀攀 栀愀搀 琀漀 猀琀愀渀搀 甀渀椀昀漀爀洀 椀渀猀瀀攀挀琀椀漀渀 愀琀 琀栀攀 戀攀最椀渀渀椀渀最 ഊof each shift....an inspection that was done by a rather tight-a** serjeant.
਀ഊTerry has a wicked sense of humor, so one evening he asked to borrow an 
਀漀戀樀攀挀琀 䤀 栀愀瘀攀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 渀攀砀琀 椀渀猀瀀攀挀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ 吀攀爀爀礀 眀愀猀 焀甀椀攀琀氀礀 猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最 椀渀 氀椀渀攀 愀猀 琀栀攀 猀攀爀樀攀愀渀琀 ഊwalked down the rows. Upon seeing Terry, and the Object hung from his 
਀戀攀氀琀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 猀攀爀樀攀愀渀琀 最漀最最氀攀搀Ⰰ 琀漀漀欀 琀眀漀 猀琀攀瀀猀 戀愀挀欀 愀渀搀 瀀漀椀渀琀攀搀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰഊ"Wotthehellisthat?!"
਀ഊTerry smiled, unhooked it and held it out to the serjeant.
਀ഊ"It's my mace, sir."
਀ഊ(the fun part is that it's a combination weapon.... .58 cal 4 bladed mace)
਀ഊWe have several photos of the old Locksley Monsters in shield-wall, one 
਀漀昀 眀栀椀挀栀 猀栀漀眀猀 吀攀爀爀礀 栀漀氀搀椀渀最 愀 瀀氀攀砀椀最氀愀猀 爀椀漀琀 猀栀椀攀氀搀 眀椀琀栀 倀伀䰀䤀䌀䔀 愀挀爀漀猀猀 ഊthe front.....<grin!>
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਀氀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 愀琀 椀渀搀椀爀攀挀琀⸀挀漀洀           倀伀 䈀漀砀 ㌀㔀㄀㤀　        䰀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 倀氀漀琀 匀礀猀琀攀洀猀ഊWhite Tree Productions      Phoenix, AZ 85069 USA         CyberMongol Ltd
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਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊFrom: rvoris at world.std.com (Rebecca A Voris)
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 夀䬀夀䤀吀匀䌀䄀 愀渀搀 洀甀琀愀琀攀搀 戀氀愀挀欀戀愀氀氀椀渀最ഊOrganization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 䘀爀椀Ⰰ ㈀㜀 䴀愀礀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㄀㜀㨀㄀　㨀㔀㄀ 䜀䴀吀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 挀漀洀戀椀渀愀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 琀栀攀 琀栀爀攀愀搀猀 漀渀 ∀夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀 眀栀攀渀⸀⸀⸀∀ഊand on interacting with people who do this stuff for a living
਀⠀猀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀 戀愀搀氀礀Ⰰ 猀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀 渀漀琀⤀ 爀攀洀椀渀搀攀搀 洀攀 漀昀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀ഊhappened to me a while ago.
਀ഊMy lord wants to learn how to make shoes.  He heard from someone that
਀愀渀 攀砀瀀攀爀琀 椀渀 栀椀猀琀漀爀椀挀愀氀 猀栀漀攀猀 眀漀爀欀攀搀 愀琀 伀氀搀 匀琀甀爀戀爀椀搀最攀 嘀椀氀氀愀最攀Ⰰ 愀ഊnineteenth-century recreation village here in Massachusetts.  He
਀漀爀最愀渀椀稀攀搀 愀 昀椀攀氀搀 琀爀椀瀀 琀栀攀爀攀 琀漀 瘀椀猀椀琀 琀栀椀猀 最甀礀 愀渀搀 琀漀 猀攀攀 琀栀攀 瀀氀愀挀攀 椀渀ഊgeneral.  Now it turns out that if you simply show up with a large
਀攀渀漀甀最栀 最爀漀甀瀀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀 眀椀氀氀 最椀瘀攀 礀漀甀 愀 最爀漀甀瀀 搀椀猀挀漀甀渀琀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 椀渀 漀爀搀攀爀 琀漀ഊfind this out he wrote to them to tell them we were coming.
਀ഊAfter we visited the shoemaker, we all went our separate ways.  I was
਀眀愀渀搀攀爀椀渀最 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 栀漀甀猀攀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀愀眀 愀 眀漀洀愀渀 猀攀眀椀渀最 愀 猀栀椀爀琀⸀ഊSo I went up to ask her about it.  We talked about stitches and cloth
਀愀渀搀 瀀愀琀琀攀爀渀猀 昀漀爀 愀 眀栀椀氀攀⸀  吀栀攀渀 猀栀攀 猀愀椀搀 琀漀 洀攀Ⰰ ∀夀漀甀 洀甀猀琀 戀攀 漀渀攀 漀昀ഊthe people from the SCA."  I was mildly boggled; I had chosen to play
਀琀漀甀爀椀猀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 眀愀猀渀✀琀 攀瘀攀渀 眀攀愀爀椀渀最 愀渀 匀䌀䄀ⴀ爀攀氀愀琀攀搀 吀ⴀ猀栀椀爀琀⸀  䄀瀀瀀愀爀攀渀琀氀礀Ⰰഊnobody else asks those kind of questions, and since she knew we were
਀挀漀洀椀渀最 猀栀攀 瀀甀琀 琀眀漀 愀渀搀 琀眀漀 琀漀最攀琀栀攀爀⸀ഊ
਀䜀漀搀椀琀栀 䄀渀礀漀渀ഊ(Not a sewing weenie.  Doesn't everybody ask these questions?)
਀䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀最椀愀 ⠀䈀漀猀琀漀渀⤀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: timsmith at oasys.dt.navy.mil (Tim Smith)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Know your an Old Timer in SCA when?
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀ 䨀甀渀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㈀㄀㨀㔀　㨀㐀㔀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: David Taylor Model Basin
਀ഊPoklon k Rialtogradu ot Timofeya Ivanovichya!
਀ഊAnother Old-Timer's moment:
਀ഊAs I was gently flirting with a sweet young beauty working alongside me
਀椀渀 琀栀攀 欀椀琀挀栀攀渀Ⰰ 䤀 昀漀甀渀搀 漀甀琀 琀栀愀琀 猀栀攀 眀愀猀㨀ഊ
਀㄀⸀  氀攀猀猀 琀栀愀渀 栀愀氀昀 洀礀 愀最攀Ⰰ 愀渀搀ഊ2.  two years older than I was when I first joined the SCA.
਀ഊTempus fugit....
਀ഊDosvedanya,
਀吀椀洀漀昀攀椀 䤀瘀愀渀漀瘀椀琀挀栀                  倀漀渀琀攀 䄀氀琀漀                 ഊAtlantia
਀吀椀洀 匀洀椀琀栀    䌀漀搀攀 㔀㈀㈀    䌀䐀⼀一匀圀䌀    䈀攀琀栀攀猀搀愀Ⰰ 䴀䐀  ㈀　　㠀㐀    ⠀㌀　㄀⤀㈀㈀㜀ⴀ㄀㌀㄀㈀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: ALBAN at delphi.COM
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: old timers
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀ 䨀甀渀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㈀　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㐀 ⴀ　㐀　　ഊOrganization: the internet
਀ഊtwo stories, actually, of which one is an old-timer line....
਀㄀⤀ 琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 愀 礀漀甀渀最 氀愀搀礀 椀 漀昀琀攀渀 猀愀眀 愀琀 瀀攀渀渀猀椀挀㬀 愀昀琀攀爀 猀攀攀椀渀最ഊher regularly after 4 or 5 wars, we finally got to talking. she is
਀渀漀眀 椀渀 挀漀氀氀攀最攀㬀 椀 搀椀猀挀漀瘀攀爀攀搀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 眀攀 昀椀渀愀氀氀礀 最漀琀 琀漀最攀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 猀栀攀✀搀ഊbeen born about a month before i joined the sca. <creak><groan>
਀ഊ2) married in the sca, version 7: there was an event in three rivers, oh
਀琀攀渀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀 漀爀 猀漀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 挀氀漀瘀攀搀 昀爀甀椀琀 眀愀猀 猀攀洀椀ⴀ瀀漀瀀甀氀愀爀⸀ 愀 昀爀椀攀渀搀ഊof mine, mistress morganna,knew these two relative newbies who she
਀琀栀漀甀最栀琀 洀椀最栀琀 氀椀欀攀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀⸀ 猀栀攀 椀渀琀琀爀漀搀甀挀攀搀ഊone to the other, explained the clove fruit routine, gave them one,
਀愀渀搀 氀攀昀琀 琀栀攀洀 愀氀漀渀攀⸀ 愀瀀瀀愀爀攀渀琀氀礀Ⰰ 琀眀漀 栀漀甀爀猀 氀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 眀攀 栀愀搀 琀漀ഊleave the site, the couple was still exchanging the fruit.
਀琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 洀愀爀爀椀攀搀Ⰰ 渀漀眀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 愀 最漀漀搀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 猀椀渀挀攀 琀栀攀 挀氀漀瘀攀猀⸀ഊ(hmmm, does this mean the cloves cleaved them one to the other?)
਀ഊokalban, who actually sleeps now, because the whipporwills seemed finally
਀琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 猀栀甀琀 甀瀀℀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: meg at tinhat.stonemarche.org (meg)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Cannon (Pennsic Bell)
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 圀攀搀Ⰰ ㄀㔀 䨀甀渀 㤀㐀 ㄀㜀㨀　㔀㨀㔀㐀 䔀䐀吀ഊOrganization: Stonemarche Network Co-op
਀ഊAnd then there was the morning I was camped next to the cannon at Pennsic 
਀㄀㘀⸀ 圀攀 眀攀爀攀 猀漀甀渀搀 愀猀氀攀攀瀀Ⰰ 猀渀甀最 椀渀 漀甀爀 猀氀攀攀瀀椀渀最 戀愀最Ⰰ 䌀愀猀猀椀攀 ⠀洀礀 搀漀最⤀ 愀渀搀 ഊI. The cannon went off, and poor Cassie instantly emptied her bladder all 
਀漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀 戀攀搀⸀ 匀椀最栀⸀ഊMegan, who now sleeps far away from the artillery.
਀㴀㴀 ഊIn 1994: Linda Anfuso
਀䤀渀 琀栀攀 䌀甀爀爀攀渀琀 䴀椀搀搀氀攀 䄀最攀猀㨀 䴀攀最愀渀 渀椀 䰀愀椀渀攀 搀攀 䈀攀氀氀攀 刀椀瘀攀  ഊIn the SCA, Inc: sustaining member # 33644
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਀洀攀最 愀琀 琀椀渀栀愀琀⸀猀琀漀渀攀洀愀爀挀栀攀⸀漀爀最      簀  夀夀夀夀夀  簀ഊ                                |____n____| 
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 洀攀最 愀琀 琀椀渀栀愀琀⸀猀琀漀渀攀洀愀爀挀栀攀⸀漀爀最 ⠀洀攀最⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 䨀漀攀 一攀眀戀礀✀猀 一愀洀攀ഊDate: Tue, 21 Jun 94 13:49:12 EDT
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 匀琀漀渀攀洀愀爀挀栀攀 一攀琀眀漀爀欀 䌀漀ⴀ漀瀀ഊ
਀栀爀樀漀渀攀猀 愀琀 甀挀氀椀渀欀⸀戀攀爀欀攀氀攀礀⸀攀搀甀 ⠀䠀攀愀琀栀攀爀 刀漀猀攀 䨀漀渀攀猀⤀ 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ
਀㸀 洀攀最 ⠀洀攀最 愀琀 琀椀渀栀愀琀⸀猀琀漀渀攀洀愀爀挀栀攀⸀漀爀最⤀ 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ> : There is a gentleman of my aquaintance from the Midrealm whose mundane 
਀㸀 㨀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀 䠀攀渀爀礀 吀甀搀漀爀⸀ഊ> : Any other coincidental names out there?
਀㸀 㨀 䴀攀最愀渀ഊ> 
਀㸀 䴀愀礀戀攀 栀攀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 洀攀攀琀 琀栀攀 氀愀搀礀 漀甀琀 栀攀爀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 䴀椀猀琀猀 眀栀漀猀攀 洀甀渀搀愀渀攀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀 ഊ> Catherine Aragon ...
਀㸀 ഊ> Tangwystyl verch Morgant Glasvryn
਀ഊLove it! 
਀唀渀昀漀爀琀甀渀愀琀攀氀礀Ⰰ ⠀漀爀 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 昀漀爀琀甀渀愀琀攀氀礀⤀ 栀攀 椀猀 愀氀爀攀愀搀礀 愀琀琀愀挀栀攀搀 琀漀 愀 眀椀昀攀⸀ ഊ(not that that ever stopped his historical namesake). they were on their 
਀栀漀渀攀礀洀漀漀渀 搀甀爀椀渀最 栀甀爀爀椀挀愀椀渀攀 䜀椀氀戀攀爀琀 漀渀 䨀愀洀愀椀挀愀⸀ 䄀昀琀攀爀 琀栀攀 猀琀漀爀洀 眀愀猀 漀瘀攀爀Ⰰ ഊand I got (read here stole) (ok, appropriated without the owners 
਀瀀攀爀洀椀猀猀椀漀渀⤀ 戀甀猀猀攀猀 琀漀 琀爀愀渀猀瀀漀爀琀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀漀爀琀✀猀 最甀攀猀琀猀 琀漀 愀 挀椀琀礀Ⰰ 䤀 昀椀渀愀氀氀礀 ഊsat back to relax with a book. They were sitting next to me. They noticed 
਀䤀 眀愀猀 爀攀愀搀椀渀最 愀 匀䘀 戀漀漀欀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀猀欀攀搀 椀昀 最漀 琀漀 挀漀渀猀⸀ 一漀Ⰰ 䤀 爀攀瀀氀椀攀搀Ⰰ 䤀 愀洀 琀漀漀 ഊbusy going to SCA events on weekends. And they began to laugh...I KNEW 
਀椀琀Ⰰ 猀栀攀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀漀洀攀渀琀 礀漀甀 猀琀漀漀搀 甀瀀 漀渀 琀栀攀 琀愀戀氀攀 愀渀搀 礀攀氀氀攀搀 ∀䠀伀䰀䐀∀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 ഊthe way you organized the rescue during the storm, I just knew you had to 
਀戀攀 愀 猀挀愀搀椀愀渀⸀ 一漀 漀渀攀 攀氀猀攀 栀愀猀 琀栀愀琀 愀甀爀愀 漀昀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀 愀甀琀栀漀爀椀琀礀⸀ ഊ
਀圀攀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 爀攀甀渀椀漀渀 攀瘀攀爀礀 倀攀渀渀猀椀挀 琀漀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀栀攀 瘀愀挀愀琀椀漀渀 琀栀愀琀 眀愀猀渀✀琀⸀ ഊ(next time I'll tell you about the jerked collie)
਀ഊMegan
਀㴀㴀 ഊIn 1994: Linda Anfuso       non moritur cujus fama vivat
਀䤀渀 琀栀攀 䌀甀爀爀攀渀琀 䴀椀搀搀氀攀 䄀最攀猀㨀 䴀攀最愀渀 渀椀 䰀愀椀渀攀 搀攀 䈀攀氀氀攀 刀椀瘀攀  ഊIn the SCA, Inc: sustaining member # 33644
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਀洀攀最 愀琀 琀椀渀栀愀琀⸀猀琀漀渀攀洀愀爀挀栀攀⸀漀爀最      簀  夀夀夀夀夀  簀ഊ                                |____n____| 
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 洀漀爀搀爀愀甀琀 愀琀 戀最愀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀䴀漀爀搀爀愀甀琀 䘀爀攀礀甀氀昀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 䴀愀猀琀攀爀 䤀漀氀漀㼀ഊDate: 28 Jun 1994 12:16:54 GMT
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 刀攀愀氀⼀吀椀洀攀 䌀漀洀洀甀渀椀挀愀琀椀漀渀猀 ⴀ 䈀漀戀 䜀甀猀琀眀椀挀欀 愀渀搀 䄀猀猀漀挀椀愀琀攀猀ഊ
਀洀漀渀搀猀挀栀攀椀渀 愀琀 搀攀氀瀀栀椀⸀挀漀洀 眀爀漀琀攀㨀 ഊ: 	Is that the same fellow from the "Ultima" games? I've always wondered
਀㨀 琀栀愀琀⸀ഊ: 	Weird thing: My lady whistled a bar of song in the car as we were
਀㨀 爀攀琀甀爀渀椀渀最 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 刀攀渀渀 䘀愀椀爀攀⸀ 䤀 眀栀椀猀琀氀攀搀 琀栀攀 渀攀砀琀 戀愀爀⸀ 吀栀攀渀 眀攀 戀漀琀栀 氀漀漀欀攀搀ഊ: at each other and realized that it was "Stones," which is a song from the
਀㨀 唀氀琀椀洀愀 最愀洀攀猀Ⰰ 挀爀攀搀椀琀攀搀 ⠀椀渀 琀栀攀 最愀洀攀⤀ 琀漀 ∀䤀漀氀漀 䘀椀琀稀伀眀攀渀⸀∀ 圀攀椀爀搀Ⰰ 栀甀栀㼀ഊ:  
਀㨀 ऀऀऀⴀⴀ吀爀椀猀琀愀渀ഊ
਀䐀漀渀 匀栀漀洀椀渀漀Ⰰ 䴀䬀䄀 刀椀挀栀愀爀搀 䜀愀爀爀椀漀琀琀Ⰰ 䄀䬀䄀 䰀漀爀搀 䈀爀椀琀椀猀栀Ⰰ 挀爀攀愀琀漀爀 漀昀 唀氀琀椀洀愀 ഊbased some of the characters on people in the SCA, most of whom live(d) 
਀椀渀 琀栀攀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀 漀昀 䈀爀礀渀 䜀眀氀愀搀⸀  䴀愀猀琀攀爀 䤀漀氀漀 椀猀 戀漀琀栀 愀 挀爀漀猀猀戀漀眀 洀愀欀攀爀 愀渀搀 愀 ഊbard, and he does look like the computer version.  He tells a story about 
਀愀 礀漀甀渀最 瀀攀爀猀漀渀 挀漀洀椀渀最 甀瀀 琀漀 栀椀洀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 昀漀氀氀漀眀椀渀最 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀猀㨀ഊ
਀䬀䤀䐀㨀 夀漀甀✀爀攀 䤀漀氀漀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀㼀ഊ
਀䤀伀䰀伀㨀 夀攀猀 䤀 愀洀⸀ഊ
਀䬀䤀䐀㨀  夀漀甀爀 愀 戀愀爀搀㼀ഊ
਀䤀伀䰀伀㨀  夀攀猀 䤀 愀洀⸀ഊ
਀䬀䤀䐀㨀  䄀渀搀 礀漀甀 洀愀欀攀 挀爀漀猀戀漀眀猀㼀ഊ
਀䤀伀䰀伀㨀  夀攀猀 䤀 搀漀⸀ഊ
਀䬀䤀䐀㨀  匀漀 礀漀甀 戀愀猀攀搀 礀漀甀爀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀愀 漀渀 琀栀攀 唀氀琀椀洀愀 挀栀愀爀愀挀琀攀爀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀㼀ഊ|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
਀簀 䴀漀爀搀爀愀甀琀 䘀爀攀礀甀氀昀 簀  匀漀 眀栀愀琀 椀猀 愀 ㄀㌀琀栀 䌀攀渀琀甀爀礀 䴀漀渀最漀氀 搀漀椀渀最   簀 䐀愀爀欀 䠀漀爀搀攀  簀ഊ| mordraut at bga.com | Riding down the Information Superhighway  |   Moritu    
਀簀ⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀ簀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: locksley at indirect.com (Joe Bethancourt)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: A slightly wacky YKYITSCA
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀ 䨀甀氀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㄀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Internet Direct, Inc.
਀ഊI like knives....I tend to get crazed sometimes in my Cavaliers and wear 
਀猀攀瘀攀爀愀氀 漀昀 愀氀氀 猀椀稀攀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 洀礀 戀漀搀礀⸀ഊ
਀伀渀攀 愀昀琀攀爀渀漀漀渀 椀渀 愀 最爀漀挀攀爀礀Ⰰ 愀 洀甀渀搀愀渀攀 愀猀欀攀搀 洀攀 ∀圀栀礀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 欀渀椀瘀攀猀㼀∀ഊ
਀䤀 瀀漀椀渀琀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀攀 氀愀挀椀渀最 漀渀 洀礀 䰀愀搀礀 圀椀昀攀✀猀 最漀眀渀 愀渀搀 猀愀椀搀㨀ഊ
਀∀娀椀瀀瀀攀爀猀⸀∀ഊ--
਀氀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 愀琀 椀渀搀椀爀攀挀琀⸀挀漀洀           倀伀 䈀漀砀 ㌀㔀㄀㤀　        䰀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 倀氀漀琀 匀礀猀琀攀洀猀ഊWhite Tree Productions      Phoenix, AZ 85069 USA         CyberMongol Ltd
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਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊFrom: Nate Schroeder <neschr at ccmail.monsanto.com>
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 唀爀戀愀渀 䰀攀最攀渀搀猀 ഊOrganization: Monsanto Company
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 圀攀搀Ⰰ ㈀㐀 䄀甀最 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㈀㈀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊ
਀伀渀攀 䤀 栀攀愀爀搀 琀漀氀搀 漀昀 猀漀洀攀 吀栀爀攀攀 刀椀瘀攀爀猀 昀漀氀欀猀Ⰰ 戀攀昀漀爀攀 䤀 樀漀椀渀攀搀 ⠀椀渀 䄀匀 ㄀㈀⤀ ⴀ ഊ
਀䄀爀眀礀渀Ⰰ 䨀愀猀漀渀 搀✀圀攀猀琀攀爀猀栀椀爀攀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 ⠀䰀氀漀礀搀㼀⤀ 眀攀爀攀 戀漀爀攀搀 漀渀攀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 愀渀搀 ഊdecided to go trolling in Forest Park for muggers.  (FYI: Arwyn is quite 
਀戀攀愀甀琀椀昀甀氀Ⰰ 嘀䔀刀夀 眀攀氀氀 戀甀椀氀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀✀洀 猀愀昀攀 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 琀栀椀渀欀 猀栀攀 ഊreads the Rialto.)  Arwyn strolled apparently alone through the dark park; the 
਀洀攀渀 昀漀氀氀漀眀攀搀 愀琀 愀 挀攀爀琀愀椀渀 搀椀猀琀愀渀挀攀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 漀戀瘀椀漀甀猀氀礀 ∀眀椀琀栀∀ 栀攀爀⸀  匀栀攀 眀愀猀 愀挀挀漀猀琀攀搀 ഊtwice that evening; both times, of course, the men rushed to her aid.  One of 
਀琀栀攀 琀椀洀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 愀猀猀愀椀氀愀渀琀 眀愀猀 猀琀椀氀氀 猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最 眀栀攀渀 琀栀攀礀 最漀琀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀  ⠀䄀爀眀礀渀 椀猀 ഊalso VERY dangerous.)
਀ഊ--not ADVOCATING this behavior, but it's an entertaining story...
਀ഊOn a related thread, Geoffrey writes:
਀ഊ> But I see little heroism in fighting someone, dregs though they might be, 
਀㸀 漀瘀攀爀 愀 洀愀琀琀攀爀 漀昀 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 愀 栀甀渀搀爀攀搀 搀漀氀氀愀爀猀⸀ഊ
਀䄀最爀攀攀搀㬀 琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 洀漀爀攀 攀渀琀攀爀琀愀椀渀椀渀最 眀愀礀猀 漀昀 琀栀眀愀爀琀椀渀最 琀栀攀洀⸀  䤀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 ഊaccosted at gunpoint and had my money demanded of me.  I replied that I was 
਀挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最 渀漀 眀愀氀氀攀琀⸀  䠀攀 愀猀欀攀搀 眀栀愀琀 琀栀愀琀 戀甀氀最攀 眀愀猀 椀渀 洀礀 挀漀愀琀 瀀漀挀欀攀琀㬀 䤀 瀀爀漀搀甀挀攀搀 ഊand offered him my mitten (he declined).  Presently he left; I retained the $90 
਀䤀 眀愀猀 挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最⸀ഊ
਀䠀愀爀愀氀搀 漀昀 䈀攀愀爀猀✀䠀愀瘀攀渀ഊThree Rivers
਀䌀愀氀漀渀琀椀爀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: dmontuor at telenet.com (Dave Montuori)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Yang Stories & other urban legends
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㈀ 䄀甀最 㤀㐀 ㄀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㔀㄀ 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Alcatel Data Networks
਀ഊAstridhr, eka Ercil C. Howard-Wroth <ercil at astrid.UUCP> wrote:
਀㸀䤀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 愀 昀攀氀氀漀眀 匀䌀䄀搀椀愀渀 眀椀猀栀攀搀 琀漀 挀漀渀琀愀挀琀 夀愀渀最 瘀椀愀 ഊ>farspeaker and did not have the correct number or Yang's mundane
਀㸀渀愀洀攀⸀  䈀甀琀 栀攀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 椀渀昀漀爀洀愀琀椀漀渀 愀渀礀眀愀礀⸀  吀栀攀 漀瀀攀爀愀琀漀爀 眀愀猀 愀 戀椀琀ഊ>surprised by the name...
਀ഊAnd asked El of Two Knives "Are you *sure* sir?" several times
਀⠀䔀氀 愀猀欀攀搀 昀漀爀 ∀一愀甀猀攀愀琀椀渀最Ⰰ 夀愀渀最 吀⸀∀ 椀昀 䤀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀栀攀 猀琀漀爀礀 愀爀椀最栀琀⤀ഊbefore repeating the name out loud, at which point...
਀ഊ>to which a fellow operator replied `I know him!' and gave the other
਀㸀漀瀀攀爀愀琀攀爀 琀栀攀 挀漀爀爀攀挀琀 洀甀渀搀愀渀攀 渀愀洀攀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 眀愀猀 昀漀爀琀栀眀椀琀栀ഊ>rendered unto Yang's Friend.
਀ഊArval must know this story better than I do, so corrections (if
਀渀攀挀攀猀猀愀爀礀⤀ 愀爀攀 椀渀瘀椀琀攀搀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 ∀䤀✀氀氀 猀攀攀 礀漀甀 猀椀砀 愀渀搀 爀愀椀猀攀 礀漀甀 琀栀椀爀琀礀∀ 猀琀漀爀礀 搀愀琀攀猀 昀爀漀洀 愀ഊtime when it would have been *extremely* unusual for a garden
਀瘀愀爀椀攀琀礀 洀甀最最攀爀 琀漀 挀愀爀爀礀 愀 最甀渀Ⰰ 攀瘀攀渀 椀渀 一攀眀 夀漀爀欀 䌀椀琀礀 ⠀琀栀攀 猀攀琀琀椀渀最ഊfor the version I first heard).
਀ഊEvan
਀搀洀漀渀琀甀漀爀─琀攀氀攀渀攀琀⸀唀唀䌀倀 愀琀 甀甀渀攀琀⸀甀甀⸀渀攀琀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: folo at prairienet.org (F.L. Watkins)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Yang Stories & other urban legends
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㌀ 䄀甀最 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 　　㨀　　㨀　㤀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: University of Illinois at Urbana
਀ഊAs I recall, Bob had "Nauseating, Y.T." listed in the phone book
਀椀渀 䄀渀渀 䄀爀戀漀爀 昀漀爀 猀漀洀攀 琀椀洀攀Ⰰ 愀氀琀栀漀甀最栀 琀栀愀琀 洀愀礀 栀愀瘀攀 瀀漀猀琀搀愀琀攀搀ഊEl's attempt to contact him.
਀ഊThere was a letter that arrived successfully after being addressed
਀漀渀氀礀 愀猀 ∀匀渀愀欀攀瀀椀琀Ⰰ 䄀渀渀 䄀爀戀漀爀⸀⸀⸀∀ ⠀匀渀愀欀攀瀀椀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀 渀愀洀攀 漀昀 夀愀渀最✀猀ഊhouse; it was sort of a waystation for a number of Scadians thru
਀琀栀攀 礀攀愀爀猀Ⰰ 猀椀渀挀攀 䈀漀戀ⴀⴀ渀漀 洀愀琀琀攀爀 眀栀愀琀 漀琀栀攀爀 昀愀甀氀琀猀 栀攀 栀愀搀ⴀⴀ眀愀猀ഊnotoriously generous; I spent a few days there en route to and
਀昀爀漀洀 倀攀渀渀猀椀挀 䤀䤀⸀ 䤀琀 眀愀猀 挀氀甀琀琀攀爀攀搀 愀渀搀 甀渀挀氀攀愀渀Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 戀漀漀欀猀Ⰰ 欀渀椀瘀攀猀Ⰰഊmagazines and cat feces scattered about, a pagan alter in the
਀愀琀琀椀挀 ⠀琀攀爀洀攀搀 愀 栀愀氀氀漀眀攀攀渀 瀀爀漀瀀 最攀渀攀爀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 猀椀渀挀攀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀 眀愀猀 渀漀琀ഊso pagan tolerant in those days) and an absolute dearth of eating
਀甀琀攀渀猀椀氀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 欀椀琀挀栀攀渀 愀氀琀栀漀甀最栀 䈀漀戀 戀爀愀最最攀搀 琀栀愀琀 栀攀 眀愀猀 眀椀琀栀椀渀ഊthree feet of a weapon anywhere in the house.)
਀ഊYrs, Folo
਀ⴀⴀ ഊDamin de Folo - F.L.Watkins - folo at prairienet.org
਀䈀愀爀漀渀 圀甀爀洀 圀愀氀搀 ⠀䴀椀搀刀攀愀氀洀⤀ ⴀ 䌀漀洀洀愀渀搀攀爀 䈀愀氀搀眀椀渀✀猀 ⠀一圀吀䄀⤀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: kkozmins at mtholyoke.edu (Kim C Kozminski)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Urban Legends
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㘀 䄀甀最 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 　㐀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Mount Holyoke College
਀ഊIn reference to the "chain-mail" legend:
਀ऀ匀椀渀挀攀 礀漀甀 渀攀攀搀 渀愀洀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 渀愀洀攀 䤀 栀愀瘀攀 椀猀 䴀愀猀琀攀爀 䬀渀甀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀攀 栀愀搀 ഊjust finished his first rivetted hauberk. He decided to wear it out to 
਀∀猀攀攀 栀漀眀 椀琀 昀攀氀琀∀ 甀渀搀攀爀 愀 昀愀琀椀最甀攀 樀愀挀欀攀琀⸀  䠀攀 眀攀渀琀 琀漀 愀 昀愀瘀漀甀爀椀琀攀 ഊneighborhood bar, and was having a drink, when a bar fight erupted about 
਀栀椀洀⸀  䄀 戀愀琀琀攀爀攀搀 洀愀渀 挀愀洀攀 爀攀攀氀椀渀最 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 昀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 氀愀渀搀攀搀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 琀栀攀 ഊbar, and without thinking grabbed a bottle, smashed it on the bar and 
਀瀀甀渀挀栀攀搀 琀栀攀 樀愀最最攀搀 攀搀最攀 椀渀琀漀 䬀渀甀琀✀猀 挀栀攀猀琀⸀  吀栀攀 戀漀琀琀氀攀 挀爀甀洀戀氀攀搀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀猀 ഊthe man gaped in astonishment, Knut cried, "It works!" , punched out the 
਀洀愀渀✀猀 氀椀最栀琀猀 ⠀䬀渀甀琀 戀攀渀挀栀瀀爀攀猀猀攀搀 漀瘀攀爀 㔀　　 氀戀猀⸀⤀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 氀攀昀琀 琀栀攀 戀愀爀 ⸀ഊ	Master Knut has never personally verified this to me, but he is 
਀猀琀椀氀氀 愀挀琀椀瘀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀Ⰰ 椀昀 愀渀礀漀渀攀 眀愀渀琀猀 琀漀 琀爀礀 琀漀 挀漀渀琀愀挀琀 栀椀洀⸀ഊ		Emeric Wendel, KSCA
਀ഊP.S. (from Roen) Has anyone out there actually tipped over a cow?! (Not 
਀礀漀甀爀 戀攀猀琀 昀爀椀攀渀搀✀猀 爀漀漀洀ⴀ洀愀琀攀✀猀 挀漀甀猀椀渀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 ⨀夀漀甀⨀ 瀀攀爀猀漀渀愀氀氀礀℀℀℀⤀⸀  ഊ
਀ഊFrom: andrixos at aol.com (Andrixos)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Weirdness ratings
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㌀ 䄀甀最 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㈀㈀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㌀ ⴀ　㐀　　ഊOrganization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364)
਀ഊDani of the Seven Wells wrote:
਀ഊ>Marion's best story was that at a time when a number of SCA-folk were 
਀㸀氀椀瘀椀渀最 琀漀最攀琀栀攀爀 ⠀椀渀 琀栀攀 䈀甀琀琀攀爀礀⤀Ⰰ 猀漀洀攀漀渀攀 挀愀洀攀 栀漀洀攀 眀椀琀栀 愀 圀漀爀氀搀 圀攀攀欀氀礀 ഊ>News article which gave twenty-two ways to tell if your neighbors were
਀㸀猀瀀愀挀攀 愀氀椀攀渀猀 ⴀⴀ 愀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 猀挀漀爀攀搀 漀渀 猀攀瘀攀渀琀攀攀渀 漀昀 琀栀攀洀⸀  ⠀䔀最Ⰰ 猀瀀愀挀攀 愀氀椀攀渀猀ഊ>don't understand Earth customs too well, and often dress strangely. 
਀吀栀攀礀✀爀攀ഊ>trying to repair their spacecraft, and you can often hear hammering
਀猀漀甀渀搀猀ഊ>from their basement.  They have their own internal hierarchy.  They'll
਀㸀漀昀琀攀渀 愀搀搀爀攀猀猀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀 戀礀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀琀 渀愀洀攀猀 琀栀愀渀 琀栀攀椀爀 漀猀琀攀渀猀椀戀氀攀 漀渀攀猀Ⰰഊ>when they think nobody's listening.  And so forth.)
਀ഊWhen I was President of the Medieval Re-enacment Society, the  student
਀∀昀爀漀渀琀∀ഊgroup on the University of Missouri Campus, I received a mailing regarding
਀瀀漀氀椀挀椀攀猀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 栀愀稀椀渀最⸀  䰀漀漀猀攀氀礀 椀渀琀攀爀瀀爀攀琀攀搀Ⰰ 眀攀 昀愀椀氀攀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 㜀 漀昀 琀栀攀ഊten categories.  Some that I remember most explicitly:
਀   䤀⸀  一漀 瀀栀礀猀椀挀愀氀 瘀椀漀氀攀渀挀攀   ⠀䘀椀最栀琀椀渀最⤀ഊ   II.  No outlandish clothing  (Garb)
਀   䤀䤀䤀⸀  一漀 氀漀渀最 爀漀愀搀 琀爀椀瀀猀  ⠀䔀瘀攀渀琀猀⤀ഊ   IV.  No attempts to alter identity  (Persona)
਀吀栀攀爀攀 眀攀爀攀 猀攀瘀攀爀愀氀 漀琀栀攀爀 攀砀愀洀瀀氀攀猀⸀  䤀 搀椀搀 渀漀琀 爀攀瀀漀爀琀 琀栀攀 漀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀 愀猀ഊviolating the campus policy, and they never asked.  (The Student
਀最漀瘀攀爀渀洀攀渀琀 搀椀搀 栀漀眀攀瘀攀爀 戀甀礀 甀猀 渀攀眀 猀栀漀瀀 攀焀甀椀瀀洀攀渀琀Ⰰ 瀀愀礀 昀漀爀 漀甀爀 渀攀眀猀氀攀琀琀攀爀ഊand a tune-up on the shire sewing machine.)
਀ഊAndrixos Seljukroctonis
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 䴀愀爀礀愀渀渀攀⸀䈀愀爀琀氀攀琀琀 愀琀 昀㔀㘀⸀渀㄀　㔀⸀稀㄀⸀昀椀搀漀渀攀琀⸀漀爀最 ⠀䴀愀爀礀愀渀渀攀 䈀愀爀琀氀攀琀琀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 唀爀戀愀渀 䰀攀最攀渀搀猀ഊDate: Tue, 30 Aug 1994 01:54:00 -0800
਀ഊ In article <33dg03$8ua at panix2.panix.com>,
਀ 䨀漀猀栀 䴀椀琀琀氀攀洀愀渀 㰀洀椀琀琀氀攀 愀琀 瀀愀渀椀砀⸀挀漀洀㸀 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ
਀ 㸀䤀✀瘀攀 琀爀愀挀欀攀搀 戀愀挀欀 猀琀漀爀椀攀猀 猀甀昀昀椀挀椀攀渀琀氀礀 眀攀氀氀 琀漀 瀀椀渀 搀漀眀渀 猀漀洀攀 漀爀椀最椀渀愀氀ഊ >incidents.  What I'd really like to see here are more first- or second-hand
਀ 㸀愀挀挀漀甀渀琀猀⸀  䐀椀搀 椀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀 琀漀 礀漀甀㼀  䐀椀搀 礀漀甀 栀攀愀爀 琀栀攀 琀愀氀攀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀 琀漀ഊ >whom it happened (and do you trust that it was accurately told)?
਀ഊ       I've a first-hand account of a long ago and far away place.
਀匀漀洀攀眀栀攀爀攀 椀渀 䄀琀氀愀渀琀椀愀Ⰰ 渀漀爀琀栀 漀昀 匀琀漀爀瘀椀欀Ⰰ 椀渀 愀 瀀氀愀挀攀 琀栀愀琀 最漀攀猀 戀礀 琀栀攀ഊmundane name of Baltimore, there used to be a tavern called the
਀倀甀爀瀀氀攀 䠀椀瀀瀀漀瀀漀琀愀洀甀猀⸀ 吀栀椀猀 眀愀猀 愀 最漀漀搀 戀愀爀 琀漀 最漀 琀漀 椀渀 最愀爀戀 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 渀漀 漀渀攀ഊthere would look askance at those in real clothing. (the local gay bar,
਀䈀吀圀⤀ 䄀氀猀漀Ⰰ 渀漀渀攀 琀栀攀爀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 戀漀琀栀攀爀 氀愀搀椀攀猀 眀栀漀 挀愀洀攀 椀渀 愀挀挀漀洀瀀愀渀椀攀搀 戀礀 漀琀栀攀爀ഊladies rather than escorted by lords. 
਀ഊ       It chanced that one evening a group that I had been with, had been
਀瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀椀渀最 眀椀琀栀 焀甀愀爀琀攀爀猀琀愀瘀攀猀 愀渀搀Ⰰ 昀攀攀氀椀渀最 戀爀甀椀猀攀搀 愀渀搀 琀栀椀爀猀琀礀Ⰰ 眀攀 搀攀挀椀搀攀搀ഊto go get a beer or so and have a rest and maybe dance a bit, before
਀最漀椀渀最 栀漀洀攀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 渀椀最栀琀⸀ 圀栀椀氀攀 眀攀 眀攀爀攀 眀椀琀栀椀渀Ⰰ 愀 氀漀挀愀氀 爀攀搀渀攀挀欀 最爀漀甀瀀ഊdecided to lie in wait outside the door to "bash some fags" (their words,
਀猀瀀漀欀攀渀 氀愀琀攀爀 琀漀 琀栀攀 挀漀渀猀琀愀戀甀氀愀爀礀⤀⸀ ഊ
਀       匀漀洀攀 漀昀 甀猀 渀攀攀搀椀渀最 琀漀 戀攀愀琀 琀栀攀 挀甀爀昀攀眀Ⰰ 猀琀椀氀氀Ⰰ 眀攀 栀攀愀搀攀搀 漀甀琀 琀栀攀ഊdoor at a reasonable hour. The night being wet and windy, I suppose that
਀琀栀攀 瘀椀氀氀椀攀渀猀 挀愀渀 戀攀 攀砀挀甀猀攀搀 昀漀爀 渀漀琀 渀漀琀椀挀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀 漀甀爀 最爀漀甀瀀 椀渀挀氀甀搀攀搀ഊseveral ladies. They set upon us with large clubs (i.e.baseball bats) and
਀洀漀爀渀椀渀最猀琀愀爀猀 眀椀琀栀 渀攀椀琀栀攀爀 戀愀氀氀 渀漀爀 栀愀渀搀氀攀 ⠀椀⸀攀⸀琀椀爀攀 挀栀愀椀渀猀⤀⸀ 吀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀ഊsurprised in their turn for their expectation of beating on those who
਀眀漀甀氀搀 猀挀爀攀愀洀 愀渀搀 爀甀渀 ⠀渀漀戀漀搀礀 椀渀 ⨀琀栀愀琀⨀ 戀愀爀℀ 吀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀 瀀爀攀琀琀礀 挀氀甀攀氀攀猀猀℀⤀ഊwere proved groundless, immediately.* Staves proved *much* longer than
਀琀栀攀椀爀 挀氀甀戀猀 愀渀搀 愀猀 眀攀✀搀 戀攀攀渀 瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀椀渀最 甀猀椀渀最 琀栀攀 猀琀愀瘀攀猀 琀漀 搀椀猀愀爀洀 琀栀漀猀攀ഊwith flail and/or morningstar... (Hey, this is '76 and we were all into
਀䐀☀䐀℀⤀ 䤀 欀渀漀眀 琀栀愀琀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀洀 氀椀昀琀攀搀 漀昀昀 琀栀攀 最爀漀甀渀搀 愀猀 䤀 最漀琀 栀椀洀 昀爀漀洀ഊbelow with a staff at full length of swing. (satisfying, that!)
਀ഊ      We left before the watch arrived, called by those within. None of
਀琀栀攀洀 猀琀椀氀氀 猀琀漀漀搀⸀ 䤀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀 愀琀 氀攀愀猀琀 漀渀攀 瘀椀氀氀椀攀渀 栀愀搀 琀漀 戀攀 琀愀欀攀渀 ഊto the hospital and that there was much groaning and moaning to be heard
਀昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 挀漀渀猀琀愀戀甀氀愀爀礀 眀愀最漀渀⸀ഊ
਀ⴀⴀ䄀渀樀愀ⴀⴀ⠀䤀✀洀 甀猀甀愀氀氀礀 瀀爀攀琀琀礀 最攀渀琀氀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 琀栀攀椀爀 愀琀琀椀琀甀搀攀 漀昀昀攀渀搀猀 洀攀 猀琀椀氀氀℀⤀ഊ
਀⨀⠀吀栀椀猀 眀愀猀 爀椀最栀琀 愀琀 琀栀攀 栀攀椀最栀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 愀渀琀椀ⴀ最愀礀 礀漀眀氀椀渀最猀 椀渀 ㄀㤀㜀㘀⸀ 䤀琀 眀愀猀ഊpretty common then, for anyone who looked targetable, gay or not, to be
਀猀攀琀 甀瀀漀渀 戀礀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀猀攀 最爀漀甀瀀猀⸀ 伀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 瀀爀漀昀猀 氀愀渀搀攀搀 椀渀 琀栀攀 栀漀瀀猀椀琀愀氀ഊand he was Catholic and had 14 kids!)
਀ഊ... The SCA: A Dream to some, a Knight-mare to others. 
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 䌀礀渀琀栀椀愀⸀䰀攀礀 愀琀 昀㔀㘀⸀渀㄀　㔀⸀稀㄀⸀昀椀搀漀渀攀琀⸀漀爀最 ⠀䌀礀渀琀栀椀愀 䰀攀礀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 唀爀戀愀渀 䰀攀最攀渀搀猀 ⠀䄀渀 吀椀爀⤀ഊDate: Wed, 31 Aug 1994 20:12:00 -0800
਀ഊ        A number of years ago, in the early days of AnTir, my lord husband 
਀眀愀猀 猀焀甀椀爀攀搀 琀漀 愀 最爀攀愀琀 欀渀椀最栀琀 愀渀搀 嘀椀猀挀漀甀渀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 氀愀渀搀⸀ 䠀攀 愀渀搀 洀攀洀戀攀爀猀 漀昀 ഊtheir Shire, as was their wont, went unto a pizza parlor after an event one 
਀攀瘀攀渀椀渀最⸀ 吀栀攀 最漀漀搀 嘀椀猀挀漀甀渀琀 攀砀挀甀猀攀搀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀 昀爀漀洀 琀愀戀氀攀 愀渀搀 洀愀搀攀 栀椀猀 眀愀礀 琀漀 ഊthe luxury of the indoor privy. Having once relieved himself, he opened the 
਀搀漀漀爀 愀渀搀 挀愀洀攀 昀愀挀攀 琀漀 昀愀挀攀 眀椀琀栀 愀 欀渀椀昀攀 愀渀搀 愀渀 漀搀搀氀礀 搀爀攀猀猀攀搀 ഊknave demanding all his money. The good Viscount raised his arm as if to 
਀猀琀爀攀琀挀栀Ⰰ 爀攀愀挀栀攀搀 戀攀栀椀渀搀 栀椀猀 戀愀挀欀 愀渀搀 瀀甀氀氀攀搀 漀甀琀 栀椀猀 㔀✀ 氀漀渀最 最爀攀愀琀猀眀漀爀搀⸀ 吀栀攀 ഊknave broke the window in his frenzied attempt to flee.
਀ഊ        One for the "Now THAT'S a knife" collection long before the phrase 
਀戀攀挀愀洀攀 瀀漀瀀甀氀愀爀⸀ഊ
਀        一攀眀 琀漀 琀栀攀 刀椀愀氀琀漀Ⰰഊ                          HL Arlys o Gordon,
਀                          䐀爀愀最漀渀✀猀 䴀椀猀琀 ഊ 
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 爀稀攀砀㘀　 愀琀 攀洀愀椀氀⸀猀瀀猀⸀洀漀琀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀䨀愀礀 䈀爀愀渀搀琀⤀ഊSubject: Re: Urban Legends (An Tir)
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 吀栀攀 倀漀氀礀栀攀搀爀漀渀 䜀爀漀甀瀀ഊDate: Thu, 1 Sep 1994 19:29:35 GMT
਀ഊIn article <778403702.AA00741 at jina.rain.com>,
਀䌀礀渀琀栀椀愀⸀䰀攀礀 愀琀 昀㔀㘀⸀渀㄀　㔀⸀稀㄀⸀昀椀搀漀渀攀琀⸀漀爀最 ⠀䌀礀渀琀栀椀愀 䰀攀礀⤀ 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ
਀㸀         䄀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 漀昀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀攀 攀愀爀氀礀 搀愀礀猀 漀昀 䄀渀吀椀爀Ⰰ 洀礀 氀漀爀搀 栀甀猀戀愀渀搀 ഊ> was squired to a great knight and Viscount of the land. He and members of 
਀㸀 琀栀攀椀爀 匀栀椀爀攀Ⰰ 愀猀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀椀爀 眀漀渀琀Ⰰ 眀攀渀琀 甀渀琀漀 愀 瀀椀稀稀愀 瀀愀爀氀漀爀 愀昀琀攀爀 愀渀 攀瘀攀渀琀 漀渀攀 ഊ> evening. The good Viscount excused himself from table and made his way to 
਀㸀 琀栀攀 氀甀砀甀爀礀 漀昀 琀栀攀 椀渀搀漀漀爀 瀀爀椀瘀礀⸀ 䠀愀瘀椀渀最 漀渀挀攀 爀攀氀椀攀瘀攀搀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀Ⰰ 栀攀 漀瀀攀渀攀搀 琀栀攀 ഊ> door and came face to face with a knife and an oddly dressed 
਀㸀 欀渀愀瘀攀 搀攀洀愀渀搀椀渀最 愀氀氀 栀椀猀 洀漀渀攀礀⸀ 吀栀攀 最漀漀搀 嘀椀猀挀漀甀渀琀 爀愀椀猀攀搀 栀椀猀 愀爀洀 愀猀 椀昀 琀漀 ഊ> stretch, reached behind his back and pulled out his 5' long greatsword. The 
਀㸀 欀渀愀瘀攀 戀爀漀欀攀 琀栀攀 眀椀渀搀漀眀 椀渀 栀椀猀 昀爀攀渀稀椀攀搀 愀琀琀攀洀瀀琀 琀漀 昀氀攀攀⸀ഊ> 
਀㸀         伀渀攀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 ∀一漀眀 吀䠀䄀吀✀匀 愀 欀渀椀昀攀∀ 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀 氀漀渀最 戀攀昀漀爀攀 琀栀攀 瀀栀爀愀猀攀 ഊ> became popular.
਀㸀 ഊ>         New to the Rialto,
਀㸀                           䠀䰀 䄀爀氀礀猀 漀 䜀漀爀搀漀渀Ⰰഊ>                           Dragon's Mist 
਀ഊBut Arlys, dear friend, Viscount Sir Auden Ulaffson the Red is such a
਀ⴀ最攀渀琀氀攀ⴀ 猀漀甀氀⸀ ⠀栀攀栀 栀攀栀⤀ 䘀漀爀 琀栀漀猀攀 眀栀漀 眀漀甀氀搀 最攀琀 愀 挀氀攀愀爀 瀀椀挀琀甀爀攀 漀昀 眀栀愀琀ഊthe not-so-gentle man with the knife beheld, the Viscount in question is
਀愀戀漀甀琀 㘀✀㐀∀ 琀愀氀氀Ⰰ ㈀㈀　 瀀漀甀渀搀猀Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 氀漀渀最椀猀栀 搀愀爀欀 栀愀椀爀 愀渀搀 愀 昀甀氀氀 戀攀愀爀搀⸀ 䌀漀甀氀搀ഊhave easily stepped out of a Viking movie, so long as you aren't stuck on
਀琀栀攀 椀搀攀愀 漀昀 愀氀氀 嘀椀欀椀渀最猀 戀攀椀渀最 戀氀漀渀搀⸀ 䠀攀 椀猀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀漀猀攀 昀椀渀攀 昀漀氀欀猀 眀栀漀 挀愀渀ഊsmile benignly, chuckle lightly, and make you hope to -hell- he isn't mad
਀愀琀 礀漀甀⸀ 吀栀漀甀最栀 琀爀甀琀栀 戀攀 欀渀漀眀渀Ⰰ 愀 洀漀爀攀 欀椀渀搀Ⰰ 挀漀甀爀琀攀漀甀猀 愀渀搀 猀漀昀琀ⴀ猀瀀漀欀攀渀ഊKnight would be hard to find in all the known world. 
਀ഊI have heard the Viscount's account of the event from his own mouth, but a
਀昀攀眀 搀愀礀猀 愀昀琀攀爀 椀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 䤀 爀攀挀愀氀氀 椀琀 眀攀氀氀⸀ 䴀礀 䰀愀搀礀Ⰰ 倀攀最愀猀甀猀 䐀攀瘀漀渀愀Ⰰഊwas also a squire to the same Viscount at the time of that incident. Not to
਀渀愀礀ⴀ猀愀礀 礀漀甀 洀礀 昀爀椀攀渀搀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 愀猀 䤀 爀攀挀愀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 戀氀愀搀攀 琀栀攀 嘀椀猀挀漀甀渀琀 瀀甀氀氀攀搀 眀愀猀ഊ'Skeldebitter' (skull-biter), a Viking broadsword at least 36 inches in
਀氀攀渀最琀栀 愀渀搀 ㌀⸀㔀∀ 琀漀 㐀∀ 眀椀搀攀 愀琀 琀栀攀 戀愀猀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 戀氀愀搀攀⸀ 䤀洀瀀爀攀猀猀椀瘀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 渀漀琀 愀ഊgreatsword. No doubt however that it looked a mile long to the creep with
਀琀栀攀 欀渀椀昀攀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 欀渀椀昀攀Ⰰ 椀渀挀椀搀攀渀琀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 搀爀漀瀀瀀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀攀 昀氀漀漀爀 漀昀 琀栀攀 瀀爀椀瘀礀 眀椀琀栀 愀 挀氀愀琀琀攀爀ഊas the would-be felon fled. The Viscount calmly picked it up and gave it to
਀栀椀猀 眀椀昀攀 愀昀琀攀爀眀愀爀搀猀Ⰰ 愀 昀攀眀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀 氀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 猀愀礀椀渀最 猀椀洀瀀氀礀⸀ ∀䠀攀爀攀 搀攀愀爀⸀ 䠀愀瘀攀 愀ഊsouvenier." No bravado over the incident. Actually, it took us several days
਀琀漀 最攀琀 栀椀洀 琀漀 琀攀氀氀 甀猀 琀栀攀 眀栀漀氀攀 漀昀 椀琀Ⰰ 愀猀 栀攀✀猀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 洀漀搀攀猀琀⸀ഊ
਀䐀漀 眀爀椀琀攀 琀漀 倀攀最愀猀甀猀 愀渀搀 䤀Ⰰ 䄀爀氀礀猀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 戀攀攀渀 猀漀洀攀 琀椀洀攀 猀椀渀挀攀 眀攀✀瘀攀 猀攀攀渀 攀愀挀栀ഊother, and I'm sure my Lady would enjoy hearing from you, and from her
਀戀爀漀琀栀攀爀 猀焀甀椀爀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀爀 氀漀爀搀 栀甀猀戀愀渀搀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 戀攀攀渀 愀氀洀漀猀琀 愀 礀攀愀爀 愀渀搀 愀 栀愀氀昀 猀椀渀挀攀ഊwe were last in An Tir, and I for one would like to know how our friends in
਀礀漀甀爀 愀爀攀愀 愀爀攀 昀愀爀椀渀最⸀ഊ
਀匀栀漀甀氀搀 䤀 爀攀挀漀甀渀琀 琀栀攀 琀愀氀攀 漀昀 栀漀眀 䤀 洀攀琀 洀礀 䰀愀搀礀㼀 ⠀吀栀攀 洀愀椀搀攀渀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 琀栀爀攀攀ഊknaves, and the crossbowman who came to her aid - I'm sure you recall it).
਀䤀琀 搀漀攀猀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 昀椀琀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 猀愀洀攀 瘀攀椀渀⸀ഊ
਀ⴀⴀ ഊRegards, Jay Brandt --- Austin, Texas, USA --- <rzex60 at email.sps.mot.com>
਀䴀漀琀漀爀漀氀愀Ⰰ   匀倀匀 匀攀挀琀漀爀Ⰰ   䄀搀瘀愀渀挀攀搀 倀爀漀搀甀挀琀猀 刀攀猀攀愀爀挀栀 愀渀搀 䐀攀瘀攀氀漀瀀洀攀渀琀 䰀愀戀猀ഊIn the SCA, HLS Jason of Rosaria, JdL, GdS, AoA --------- (Member # 3016)
਀伀眀渀攀爀 ⼀ 䐀攀猀椀最渀攀爀 ⼀ 䌀爀愀昀琀猀洀愀渀 ⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀⴀ 䈀攀愀爀 倀愀眀 圀漀漀搀眀漀爀欀猀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: salley at niktow.canisius.edu (David Salley)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Urban Legends
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 㐀 匀攀瀀 㤀㐀 ㄀㔀㨀　㈀㨀　㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Canisius College, Buffalo NY. 14208
਀ഊJosh Mittleman <mittle at panix.com> wrote:
਀㸀䤀✀瘀攀 琀爀愀挀欀攀搀 戀愀挀欀 猀琀漀爀椀攀猀 猀甀昀昀椀挀椀攀渀琀氀礀 眀攀氀氀 琀漀 瀀椀渀 搀漀眀渀 猀漀洀攀 漀爀椀最椀渀愀氀ഊ>incidents.  What I'd really like to see here are more first- or second-hand
਀㸀愀挀挀漀甀渀琀猀⸀  䐀椀搀 椀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀 琀漀 礀漀甀㼀  䐀椀搀 礀漀甀 栀攀愀爀 琀栀攀 琀愀氀攀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀 琀漀ഊ>whom it happened (and do you trust that it was accurately told)?
਀ഊA pair of tales heard from the gentle to whom they happened.  We were 
਀愀琀琀攀渀搀椀渀最 愀渀 攀瘀攀渀琀 椀渀 匀琀漀爀洀猀瀀漀爀琀⸀  䴀礀 氀愀搀礀 眀椀昀攀 眀攀渀琀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 昀漀爀 愀 挀椀最愀爀攀琀琀攀Ⰰഊwhen I went to join her, I heard the gentle telling these stories, alas,
਀䤀 渀攀瘀攀爀 最漀琀 栀椀猀 渀愀洀攀⸀ഊ
਀䈀愀挀欀最爀漀甀渀搀㨀 栀攀 氀椀瘀攀猀 椀渀 愀渀 愀瀀愀爀琀洀攀渀琀 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 氀愀椀搀 漀甀琀 爀漀甀最栀氀礀 挀椀爀挀甀氀愀爀Ⰰഊthat is, if you keep going from room to room you can end up back where you
਀猀琀愀爀琀攀搀⸀  吀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀 椀猀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 琀栀攀 爀漀漀洀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 猀琀漀渀攀 昀椀爀攀瀀氀愀挀攀⸀ഊHe has a fairly extensive weapons collection.
਀ഊOne day he heard a scraping noise coming from the room.  He peeked in and
਀猀愀眀 愀 戀甀爀最氀愀爀 漀渀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀 琀爀礀椀渀最 琀漀 樀椀洀洀礀 琀栀攀 眀椀渀搀漀眀 漀瀀攀渀 眀椀琀栀 愀 ഊbutter knife.  He took a Japanese horseman's sword from his collection and
਀眀攀渀琀 甀瀀猀琀愀椀爀猀 琀漀 琀栀攀 愀瀀愀爀琀洀攀渀琀 搀椀爀攀挀琀氀礀 愀戀漀瘀攀 栀椀猀⸀  䠀攀 欀渀漀挀欀攀搀 漀渀 琀栀攀 搀漀漀爀Ⰰഊhis neighbors opened it, and he said, "Hi, just passing through, I need to 
਀甀猀攀 礀漀甀爀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀⸀∀ 愀渀搀 猀琀攀瀀瀀攀搀 漀甀琀 琀栀攀椀爀 眀椀渀搀漀眀 漀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀ഊone floor above the burglar.  He snuck down, and assumed a kata position
਀搀椀爀攀挀琀氀礀 戀攀栀椀渀搀 琀栀攀 戀甀爀最氀愀爀 眀栀漀 眀愀猀 猀漀 椀渀琀攀渀琀 漀渀 樀椀洀洀礀椀渀最 琀栀攀 眀椀渀搀漀眀 琀栀愀琀 栀攀ഊwas oblivious to what was going on behind him.  After waiting a minute, and
਀爀攀愀氀椀稀椀渀最 琀栀攀 最甀礀 眀愀猀渀✀琀 愀眀愀爀攀 漀昀 栀椀洀Ⰰ 栀攀 挀氀攀愀爀攀搀 栀椀猀 琀栀爀漀愀琀⸀ ⨀愀栀攀洀℀⨀  吀栀攀ഊguy turned around and raised his butter knife overhead as if to stab whoever
਀眀愀猀 戀攀栀椀渀搀 栀椀洀⸀  䠀攀 琀甀爀渀攀搀 愀渀搀 昀漀甀渀搀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀 昀愀挀椀渀最 猀漀洀攀漀渀攀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀爀攀攀 昀攀攀琀ഊof sharpened steel and a maniacal grin, "Yeah?".  The guy dropped the butter
਀欀渀椀昀攀 愀渀搀 昀氀攀搀 搀漀眀渀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀Ⰰ 猀挀爀攀愀洀椀渀最⸀  吀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀 眀愀猀ഊcounter-balanced so that nothing was at the first story level.  You're 
਀猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀搀 琀漀 琀爀椀瀀 琀栀攀 氀攀瘀攀爀 愀渀搀 眀愀椀琀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀 攀猀挀愀瀀攀 琀漀 甀渀昀漀氀搀⸀  吀栀椀猀ഊisn't fast enough when you're being chased by a man with a sword.  He
਀琀爀椀瀀瀀攀搀 琀栀攀 氀攀瘀攀爀 愀渀搀 爀愀渀 漀甀琀 漀渀 琀栀攀 漀瘀攀爀栀愀渀最 瀀爀漀樀攀挀琀椀漀渀⸀  圀栀攀渀 栀攀 最漀琀 瀀愀猀琀ഊa certain point, his own weight became part of the counterweights and the
਀琀栀椀渀最 漀瀀攀爀愀琀攀搀 愀琀 搀漀甀戀氀攀 猀瀀攀攀搀Ⰰ 琀栀爀漀眀椀渀最 栀椀洀 琀漀 琀栀攀 瀀愀瘀攀洀攀渀琀Ⰰ 欀渀漀挀欀椀渀最 栀椀洀ഊunconscious.  The scadian went back upstairs, put away the sword and called
਀琀栀攀 挀漀瀀猀⸀  吀栀攀 最甀礀 眀愀猀 猀琀椀氀氀 甀渀挀漀渀猀挀椀漀甀猀 眀栀攀渀 琀栀攀礀 挀愀洀攀 琀漀 瀀椀挀欀 栀椀洀 甀瀀⸀ഊ
਀匀攀挀漀渀搀 猀琀漀爀礀㬀 猀愀洀攀 愀瀀愀爀琀洀攀渀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀眀漀 礀攀愀爀猀 氀愀琀攀爀⸀  䠀攀 愀渀搀 栀椀猀 眀椀昀攀 栀攀愀爀搀ഊvoices coming from the room and realized someone had broken in.  He quietly
਀琀攀氀攀瀀栀漀渀攀搀 琀栀攀 挀漀瀀猀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 最愀瘀攀 栀椀猀 眀椀昀攀 愀 猀眀漀爀搀⸀  䠀攀 琀漀漀欀 愀 瀀愀椀爀 漀昀 ഊshort axes and halfway around the apartment.  He screamed "Kill!", hit the
਀氀椀最栀琀猀 眀椀琀栀 栀椀猀 攀氀戀漀眀 愀渀搀 栀攀 愀渀搀 栀椀猀 眀椀昀攀 爀愀渀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 爀漀漀洀 猀挀爀攀愀洀椀渀最 愀渀搀ഊswinging weapons.  The two burglars dropped their loot, turn and fled.
਀伀渀攀 爀愀渀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀瀀氀愀挀攀 愀渀搀 欀渀漀挀欀攀搀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀 漀甀琀⸀  吀栀攀 漀琀栀攀爀 搀椀瘀攀搀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀ഊthe window onto the fire escape.  The window was closed.  When the police
਀愀爀爀椀瘀攀搀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀 琀漀漀欀 琀栀攀 甀渀挀漀渀猀挀椀漀甀猀 戀甀爀最氀愀爀 眀椀琀栀 愀 氀甀洀瀀 漀渀 栀椀猀 栀攀愀搀 琀栀攀 ഊsize of a hen's egg to the emergency room.  The intern told them, "We'll
਀戀攀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀 椀渀 愀 昀攀眀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀Ⰰ 眀攀 最漀琀 愀 最甀礀 椀渀 琀栀攀 漀琀栀攀爀 爀漀漀洀 琀栀愀琀 樀甀猀琀 眀攀渀琀ഊthrough a window."  One cop stays with Hen's-egg, the other goes back to 
਀最攀琀 琀栀攀 猀挀愀搀椀愀渀⸀  吀栀攀 挀漀瀀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 猀挀愀搀椀愀渀 眀愀氀欀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 攀洀攀爀最攀渀挀礀 爀漀漀洀ഊand the burglar who's getting more than fifty stitches, takes one look
਀愀琀 琀栀攀 猀挀愀搀椀愀渀 愀渀搀 猀挀爀攀愀洀猀 漀甀琀Ⰰ ∀䈀ⴀ䈀ⴀ䈀ⴀ戀愀琀琀氀攀愀砀攀℀∀⸀  吀栀攀 挀漀瀀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ∀䤀琀✀猀ഊnice when the victim can identify the perp, but it's wonderful when the
਀瀀攀爀瀀 挀愀渀 椀搀攀渀琀椀昀礀 琀栀攀 瘀椀挀琀椀洀℀∀ 㬀ⴀ⤀ഊ
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਀匀䌀䄀 倀攀爀猀漀渀愀 㨀 䰀漀爀搀 䐀愀最漀渀攀氀氀 䌀漀氀氀椀渀最眀漀漀搀 漀昀 䔀洀攀爀愀氀搀 䰀愀欀攀Ⰰ 䌀匀䌀Ⰰ 䌀䬀Ⰰ 䌀吀爀ഊHabitat	    : East Kingdom, AEthelmearc Principality, Rhydderich Hael Barony
਀䤀渀琀攀爀渀攀琀    㨀 猀愀氀氀攀礀 愀琀 渀椀欀琀漀眀⸀挀猀⸀挀愀渀椀猀椀甀猀⸀攀搀甀ഊUSnail-net  : David P. Salley, 136 Shepard Street, Buffalo, New York 14212-2029
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 欀攀氀氀漀最最 愀琀 甀挀猀猀甀渀㄀⸀猀搀猀甀⸀攀搀甀 ⠀欀攀氀氀漀最最⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 唀爀戀愀渀 氀攀最攀渀搀猀ഊDate: 8 Sep 1994 15:25:27 GMT
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 匀愀渀 䐀椀攀最漀 匀琀愀琀攀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀 䌀漀洀瀀甀琀椀渀最 匀攀爀瘀椀挀攀猀ഊ
਀䨀椀氀氀 䴀愀猀漀渀 ⠀䨀椀氀氀⸀䴀愀猀漀渀 愀琀 昀㔀㘀⸀渀㄀　㔀⸀稀㄀⸀昀椀搀漀渀攀琀⸀漀爀最⤀ 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ: A legend circulating around Caid a few years ago involves Sir Frewind 
਀㨀 䠀攀 椀猀 愀 洀愀爀琀椀愀氀 愀爀琀椀猀琀 愀渀搀 瘀攀爀礀 挀愀瀀愀戀氀攀 漀昀 琀愀欀椀渀最 挀愀爀攀 漀昀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀 漀渀攀 ഊ: day as he was in Los Angeles or other large So Cal city he answered a 
਀㨀 氀愀搀礀✀猀 挀爀礀 昀漀爀 栀攀氀瀀 挀漀洀洀椀渀最 昀爀漀洀 愀渀 愀氀氀攀礀眀栀攀渀 栀攀 眀攀渀琀 琀漀 椀渀瘀攀猀琀椀最愀琀攀 栀攀 ഊ: was jumped my two rather burly guys (the"lady" being a decoy) they 
਀㨀 洀愀渀愀最攀搀 琀漀 琀栀爀漀眀 栀椀洀 搀漀眀渀 椀渀 愀 挀漀爀渀攀爀 漀昀 琀栀攀 愀氀氀攀礀Ⰰ 栀攀 爀攀愀挀栀攀搀 戀愀挀欀 愀渀搀 ഊ: his hand rested on a pipe about 3 feet long... The story ends there but 
਀㨀 愀挀挀漀爀搀椀渀最 琀漀 琀栀攀 琀爀甀琀栀 漀昀 琀栀攀 洀愀琀琀攀爀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 漀渀挀攀 栀攀 栀愀搀 琀栀攀 瀀椀瀀攀 栀攀 ഊ: managed to save himself his belongings and his car. Hope you enjoy this 
਀㨀 戀礀攀 䨀椀氀氀 䈀氀愀挀欀栀漀爀猀攀 渀漀眀 漀昀 愀渀吀椀爀⸀ഊ
਀ऀ䄀渀漀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ 洀漀爀攀 栀甀洀漀爀漀甀猀 氀攀最攀渀搀 栀愀猀 䘀爀攀攀眀椀渀搀 猀椀琀琀椀渀最 愀琀 愀 戀甀猀 猀琀漀瀀Ⰰഊin full armor, waiting to catch a bus to a tourney.  A woman sitting at the
਀漀琀栀攀爀 攀渀搀 漀昀 琀栀攀 戀攀渀挀栀 樀甀猀琀 欀攀攀瀀猀 猀琀愀爀椀渀最 愀琀 栀椀洀⸀  䘀椀渀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 䘀爀攀攀眀椀渀搀 猀琀愀爀琀猀ഊyelling into his wrist, "Jim, you were supposed to drop me in the 15th
਀挀攀渀琀甀爀礀℀  圀栀攀渀 琀栀攀 栀攀氀氀 愀洀 䤀㼀  䜀攀琀 洀攀 漀甀琀 漀昀 栀攀爀攀℀∀⸀ഊ
਀ऀऀ䄀瘀攀渀攀氀 䬀攀氀氀漀甀最栀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: salley at niktow.canisius.edu (David Salley)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Pennsic on TV
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀㠀 匀攀瀀 㤀㐀 ㄀㐀㨀㌀㔀㨀㌀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Canisius College, Buffalo NY. 14208
਀ഊLothar writes:
਀㸀 ऀ䤀渀 琀栀椀猀 挀愀猀攀 䤀✀搀 戀攀 瘀攀爀礀 氀攀攀爀礀 漀昀 氀攀琀琀椀渀最 愀 挀愀洀攀爀愀 挀爀攀眀 椀渀琀漀 愀渀ഊ> SCA event unless I knew damned-well where they were from, what they were
਀㸀 搀漀椀渀最Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀漀眀 琀栀攀礀 椀渀琀攀渀搀攀搀 琀漀 瀀漀爀琀爀愀礀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀⸀ 䤀渀 愀搀搀椀琀椀漀渀 琀漀 戀攀椀渀最 洀甀挀栀ഊ> more intrusive, TV crews are much more likely to go for sensationalism or
਀㸀 栀甀洀漀爀 愀琀 漀甀爀 攀砀瀀攀渀猀攀⸀ ഊ
਀ऀ䄀琀 䤀挀攀 䐀爀愀最漀渀 㠀 ⠀㤀㼀⤀Ⰰ 愀 渀攀眀猀 挀爀攀眀 眀愀猀 琀漀氀搀 琀栀攀礀 挀漀甀氀搀 昀椀氀洀⸀  吀栀攀ഊcamera man stepped over the list ropes into the list and turned on a rack
਀眀椀琀栀 开攀椀最栀琀开 昀氀漀漀搀猀 漀渀 椀琀Ⰰ 戀氀椀渀搀椀渀最 戀漀琀栀 昀椀最栀琀攀爀猀⸀  吀栀攀 洀愀爀猀栀愀氀氀Ⰰ 䰀漀爀搀 䜀愀瘀椀渀Ⰰഊnow Duke Gavin, said one word, "Out."  The cameraman replied, "Press.  I
਀栀愀瘀攀 愀 爀椀最栀琀 琀漀 戀攀 栀攀爀攀⸀∀  䜀愀瘀椀渀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀椀猀 琀眀漀 搀攀瀀甀琀椀攀猀Ⰰ 䰀漀爀搀 䠀愀欀 ⠀渀漀眀 匀礀爀 䠀愀欀⤀ഊand Lord Bear (now Viscount Bear) dropped their batons and converged on him.
਀⠀圀攀✀爀攀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 猀漀洀攀 㠀　　⬀ 氀戀猀 漀昀 戀攀攀昀 漀渀 琀栀攀 栀漀漀昀Ⰰ 栀攀爀攀⤀  吀栀攀 挀愀洀攀爀愀洀愀渀ഊfigured they were bluffing and stayed where he was.  They picked him up and
਀挀愀爀爀椀攀搀 栀椀洀 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 氀椀猀琀Ⰰ 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 栀愀氀氀 愀渀搀 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 戀甀椀氀搀椀渀最 愀渀搀ഊput him down.  They passed the reporter running out as they walked back in.
਀䜀愀瘀椀渀 猀琀愀爀琀攀搀 眀愀氀欀椀渀最 漀瘀攀爀 琀漀 琀栀攀 愀甀琀漀挀爀愀琀 琀漀 攀砀瀀氀愀椀渀 眀栀攀渀 琀栀攀 愀甀琀漀挀爀愀琀 眀栀漀ഊhad seen everything merely said, "Thank you."  At the post-revel that night,
਀眀攀 眀愀椀琀攀搀 椀渀 搀爀攀愀搀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最 渀攀眀猀⸀  䤀琀 眀愀猀 开最漀爀最攀漀甀猀 昀椀氀洀开 漀昀 昀椀最栀琀攀爀猀ഊand feasters that he couldn't possibly have had time to shoot.  We were
਀瀀甀稀稀氀攀搀 戀礀 琀栀椀猀 甀渀琀椀氀 猀漀洀攀漀渀攀 猀瀀漀欀攀 漀甀琀Ⰰ ∀䠀攀礀Ⰰ 䤀 眀漀爀攀 琀栀愀琀 最愀爀戀 开氀愀猀琀开 礀攀愀爀⸀∀ഊWe have no idea who our guardian angel at the station was.
਀ഊ                                                       - Dagonell
਀ഊSCA Persona : Lord Dagonell Collingwood of Emerald Lake, CSC, CK, CTr
਀䠀愀戀椀琀愀琀ऀ    㨀 䔀愀猀琀 䬀椀渀最搀漀洀Ⰰ 䄀䔀琀栀攀氀洀攀愀爀挀 倀爀椀渀挀椀瀀愀氀椀琀礀Ⰰ 刀栀礀搀搀攀爀椀挀栀 䠀愀攀氀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀ഊInternet    : salley at niktow.cs.canisius.edu
਀唀匀渀愀椀氀ⴀ渀攀琀  㨀 䐀愀瘀椀搀 倀⸀ 匀愀氀氀攀礀Ⰰ ㄀㌀㘀 匀栀攀瀀愀爀搀 匀琀爀攀攀琀Ⰰ 䈀甀昀昀愀氀漀Ⰰ 一攀眀 夀漀爀欀 ㄀㐀㈀㄀㈀ⴀ㈀　㈀㤀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: MCNUTT at gateway.ce.utk.edu (Bill McNutt)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Freaking the Mundanes?  But why?
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 圀攀搀Ⰰ ㄀㤀 伀挀琀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㄀㄀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㌀ 唀一䐀䔀䘀䤀一䔀䐀ഊOrganization: University of Tennessee Division of Continuing Education
਀ഊIn article <1994Oct14.185655.29681 at brtph560.bnr.ca> napier at b4pph17f.bnr.ca (napier) writes:
਀ഊ>1) Freak the Laurel:  Make really beautiful garb out of polyester (I never said
਀㸀                      椀琀 眀愀猀 攀愀猀礀⸀⸀⸀⤀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 䰀攀最攀渀搀愀爀礀 䰀漀爀搀 䨀漀攀氀 䐀漀氀椀琀琀氀攀Ⰰ 倀愀爀挀栀洀攀渀琀 倀攀爀猀甀椀瘀愀渀琀 漀昀 䴀攀爀椀搀椀攀猀Ⰰ 栀愀猀 搀漀渀攀 ഊthis to the greatest effect I have ever seen.  He made a hoopelande (sp?) out 
਀漀昀 愀 渀甀爀猀攀爀礀 爀漀漀洀 挀甀爀琀愀椀渀 昀愀戀爀椀挀⸀  䤀琀✀猀 瀀爀椀洀愀爀礀 挀漀氀漀爀猀 眀攀爀攀 愀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 洀愀最攀渀琀愀 ഊand yellow, and it was a jungle print.  All covered with lions and tigers, no 
਀戀攀愀爀猀 ⠀漀栀 洀礀⸀⤀  䄀渀搀 栀攀 搀椀搀 愀 䜀刀䔀䄀吀 樀漀戀 漀昀 椀琀⸀  䠀攀 眀漀爀攀 椀琀 琀漀 愀 匀椀氀瘀攀爀 䠀愀洀洀攀爀 ഊone Friday night, and Mistress Ashley, whom you cannot get to talk nasty at 
਀猀瀀攀愀爀✀猀 瀀漀椀渀琀Ⰰ 戀椀琀 栀攀爀 琀漀甀渀最攀 甀渀琀椀氀 椀琀 戀氀攀搀⸀ഊ
਀㸀㈀⤀ 䘀爀攀愀欀 琀栀攀 䈀愀爀搀㨀    䰀攀愀爀渀 匀琀愀椀爀眀愀礀 琀漀 䠀攀愀瘀攀渀 漀渀 琀栀攀 戀愀最瀀椀瀀攀猀⸀ഊ
਀䠀攀爀攀 椀渀 䴀攀爀椀搀椀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀甀猀椀挀 昀漀爀 刀漀挀欀礀吀漀瀀 栀愀猀 戀攀攀渀 欀渀漀眀 琀漀 眀愀昀琀 愀戀漀瘀攀 琀栀攀 栀椀氀氀猀⸀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 樀最愀眀爀漀渀 愀琀 栀瀀戀㄀㈀㈀㘀㈀⸀戀漀椀⸀栀瀀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀䨀漀攀 䜀愀眀爀漀渀⤀ഊSubject: Re: SCADIANS LENDING A HAND
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 䘀爀椀Ⰰ ㈀㠀 伀挀琀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㄀㜀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㌀ 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Boise Site, Hewlett-Packard Co
਀ഊIn <783158453.AA02219 at jina.rain.com>, Suze.Hammond at f56.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Suze Hammond) writes:
਀㸀 琀漀㸀 䘀爀漀洀㨀 琀漀爀椀渀⸀椀爀漀渀戀爀漀眀 愀琀 猀昀渀攀琀⸀䌀伀䴀ഊ> to> Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀㸀 琀漀㸀 伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 匀䘀 一䔀吀 匀愀渀 䘀爀愀渀挀椀猀挀漀✀猀 䌀漀昀昀攀攀 䠀漀甀猀攀 䌀漀渀渀攀挀琀椀漀渀ഊ>
਀㸀 琀漀㸀 䜀爀攀攀琀椀渀最 琀漀 琀栀攀 刀椀愀氀琀漀 愀渀搀 䈀爀攀渀搀愀渀 愀瀀 䴀漀爀最愀渀㨀ഊ> to> You may be intersted to know that while talking to Hillary a
਀㸀 琀漀㸀 昀攀眀 洀漀渀琀栀猀 戀愀挀欀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀 漀昀 䄀爀渀 䠀漀氀搀 猀琀愀洀瀀椀渀最 漀甀琀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀攀Ⰰ 猀栀攀ഊ>
਀㸀䠀攀礀Ⰰ 琀攀氀氀 甀猀 洀漀爀攀℀ഊ>
਀㸀一漀 昀愀椀爀 氀攀愀瘀椀渀最 甀猀 眀漀渀搀攀爀椀渀最 氀椀欀攀 琀栀椀猀℀ഊ> 
਀ऀ圀攀氀氀 䴀攀琀℀ഊ
਀ऀ伀䬀Ⰰ 栀攀爀攀 最漀攀猀Ⰰ 椀昀 洀礀 ⌀⌀瀀漀猀琀攀爀 眀漀爀欀猀 琀栀椀猀 琀椀洀攀⸀ഊ
਀ऀ吀栀攀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀 漀昀 䄀爀渀 䠀漀氀搀 椀猀 渀漀洀椀渀愀氀氀礀 䈀漀椀猀攀Ⰰ 䤀䐀 愀渀搀 猀甀爀爀漀甀渀搀椀渀最猀⸀ 圀攀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 漀昀 攀瘀攀渀琀猀 攀愀挀栀 礀攀愀爀 甀瀀 椀渀 琀栀攀 䤀䴀伀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 氀漀瘀攀氀礀 昀漀爀攀猀琀猀 琀漀 漀甀爀 渀漀爀琀栀⸀  一漀琀攀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 愀爀攀 漀渀 琀栀攀 攀搀最攀 漀昀 愀 搀攀猀攀爀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 氀愀猀琀 昀攀眀 礀攀愀爀猀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 ⨀瘀攀爀礀⨀ 搀爀礀⸀  ഊ	On Sunday, while packing up, one of our number noticed a flare-up from a thunderstorm the previous night.  He called the alarm and the remaining able-bodied folk all went to help contain the fire, until the Forest Service could be notified, and respond.  As I'm told, it took the FS an hour or so to get there, by which time the fire was pretty well under control.
਀ऀ吀栀攀 䘀匀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 最漀琀 漀甀爀 渀愀洀攀猀 愀渀搀 眀栀攀爀攀 眀攀 挀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 爀攀愀挀栀攀搀 氀愀琀攀爀⸀  匀漀洀攀 洀漀渀琀栀猀Ⰰ ⠀㐀㼀⤀ 漀甀爀 猀攀渀攀猀挀栀愀氀 最漀琀 琀栀椀猀 渀椀挀攀 氀攀琀琀攀爀 琀栀愀渀欀椀渀最 甀猀 昀漀爀 漀甀爀 栀攀氀瀀⸀ഊ	I wasn't there, having had some child problems the previous day and gone home,  but I have seen the letter, and heard the tales.  I can ask for the text of the letter, and post that if you would like more....
਀ഊ	Joy and Health to all
਀ऀ䈀爀攀渀搀愀渀ഊ	Arn Hold
਀ഊ>.... Moreach
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 䨀漀攀 䈀攀琀栀愀渀挀漀甀爀琀 ⠀㜀⼀㌀⼀㤀㐀⤀ഊTo: Mark Harris
਀刀䔀㸀匀䌀䄀 䔀猀琀爀攀氀氀愀 圀愀爀 堀䤀 ഊ
਀伀渀 匀甀渀Ⰰ ㌀ 䨀甀氀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀Ⰰ 䴀愀爀欀 䠀愀爀爀椀猀 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ
਀㸀 䠀椀 䤀漀猀攀瀀栀Ⰰഊ> 
਀㸀 䤀渀 愀爀琀椀挀氀攀 㰀㈀甀瀀栀㠀洀␀焀㠀渀 愀琀 栀攀爀愀氀搀⸀椀渀搀椀爀攀挀琀⸀挀漀洀㸀 礀漀甀 眀爀椀琀攀㨀ഊ> >Matthew J. Lecin (lecin at sysdev.telerate.COM) wrote:
਀㸀 㸀㨀 䐀攀渀渀椀猀 䌀氀愀爀欀 㰀搀氀挀 愀琀 昀挀⸀栀瀀⸀挀漀洀㸀 眀爀椀琀攀猀 挀漀渀挀攀爀渀椀渀最 䔀猀琀爀攀氀氀愀 一攀砀琀㨀ഊ> >
਀㸀 㸀㨀    䴀漀爀攀 猀栀漀眀攀爀猀㼀 㠀⨀⠀⤀ഊ> >
਀㸀 㸀㨀 愀渀搀 愀瀀瀀攀渀搀猀㨀ഊ> >
਀㸀 㸀㨀    䄀渀礀 椀搀攀愀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 眀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 搀椀猀愀猀琀攀爀 搀攀樀漀甀爀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 琀栀椀猀 礀攀愀爀㼀ഊ> >
਀㸀 㸀㨀 䠀漀眀 愀戀漀甀琀 愀 渀椀挀攀 昀氀愀猀栀 昀氀漀漀搀㼀  吀愀欀攀猀 挀愀爀攀 漀昀 戀漀琀栀 爀攀焀甀攀猀琀猀⸀⸀⸀  㬀ⴀ⤀ഊ> >
਀㸀 㸀栀攀栀攀栀攀℀ 䄀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 椀昀 愀渀礀 最攀渀琀氀攀猀 愀爀攀 椀渀琀攀渀搀椀渀最 琀漀 愀琀琀攀渀搀 䔀猀琀爀攀氀氀愀 堀䤀Ⰰ 䤀 ഊ> >would advise being ready for heat, cold, rain, wind and occasional 
਀㸀 㸀⠀戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 椀琀 漀爀 渀漀琀⤀ 猀渀漀眀⸀ഊ> >
਀㸀 㸀吀栀攀 眀攀愀琀栀攀爀 椀渀 䄀娀 椀渀 䘀攀戀爀甀愀爀礀 栀愀猀 愀 爀攀洀愀爀欀愀戀氀攀 琀攀渀搀攀渀挀礀 琀漀 戀攀 愀 戀椀琀 ⸀⸀⸀ഊ> >unpredictable. But it just adds to the fun.
਀㸀 㸀ഊ> >The flying dome tent last year -was- the best one yet, tho.
਀ഊWell.......somebody didn't stake down their dome tent, and a dust devil 
਀瀀椀挀欀攀搀 椀琀 甀瀀 愀渀搀 瀀氀愀礀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 椀琀 昀漀爀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀攀渀 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀Ⰰ 愀琀 栀攀椀最栀琀猀 漀昀 ഊabout 100 feet, before dropping it again in front of Wolfetwain's camp.
਀ഊStopped the whole War (at least on the north side of the site) while 
਀攀瘀攀爀礀漀渀攀 眀愀琀挀栀攀搀 愀渀搀 氀愀甀最栀攀搀⸀ഊ
਀氀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 愀琀 椀渀搀椀爀攀挀琀⸀挀漀洀           倀伀 䈀漀砀 ㌀㔀㄀㤀　        䰀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 倀氀漀琀 匀礀猀琀攀洀猀ഊWhite Tree Productions      Phoenix, AZ 85069 USA         CyberMongol Ltd
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਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊFrom: locksley at indirect.com (Joe Bethancourt)
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 匀挀愀 椀渀 搀攀猀攀爀琀 猀琀漀爀洀ഊOrganization: Internet Direct, indirect.com
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 䴀漀渀Ⰰ ㄀㤀 䐀攀挀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 　㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊ
਀䈀椀氀氀 䠀攀爀爀漀渀 ⠀䈀椀氀氀⸀䠀攀爀爀漀渀 愀琀 挀愀猀愀⸀椀洀愀⸀椀渀昀漀洀愀椀氀⸀挀漀洀⤀ 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ:  -=> Quoting Jari James to All <=-
਀ഊ: Greetings, Rowan! 
਀㨀  ഊ:  JJ> [who got to take a war banner of the Barony with Her done in
਀㨀  䨀䨀㸀 搀攀猀攀爀琀 猀甀戀搀甀攀搀 挀漀氀漀爀猀 ⸀⸀⸀ 愀渀搀 ⨀戀漀礀⨀Ⰰ 搀椀搀渀✀琀 琀栀愀琀 挀漀渀昀甀猀攀ഊ:  JJ> the Army.......]
਀ഊ: Are >you< the one who got that started?  (And I thought it was an SCA
਀㨀 氀攀最攀渀搀⸀⸀⸀⤀ഊ
਀㨀 䄀 昀爀椀攀渀搀 漀昀 洀椀渀攀Ⰰ 眀栀漀 眀愀猀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 洀攀搀椀挀愀氀 最爀漀甀瀀猀 渀攀愀爀 䬀椀渀最 䬀愀栀氀椀搀Ⰰ 琀漀氀搀ഊ: me that he keep seeing SCA-style armory displayed around him.  He even 
਀㨀 爀攀氀愀礀攀搀 愀 猀琀漀爀礀 愀戀漀甀琀 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 昀漀爀眀愀爀搀 䄀爀洀礀 甀渀椀琀猀 挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最 匀䌀䄀ⴀ猀琀礀氀攀 ഊ: devices in desert camouflage during the march.  But that part was 
਀㨀 洀愀渀礀ⴀ瀀攀爀猀漀渀攀搀 ⠀愀猀 漀瀀瀀漀猀攀搀 琀漀 昀椀爀猀琀ⴀ 漀爀 猀攀挀漀渀搀ⴀ瀀攀爀猀漀渀⸀⸀⸀⤀ഊ
਀㨀 䰀搀⸀ 圀椀氀氀椀愀洀 䘀椀琀稀䈀甀戀戀愀ഊ: Namron, Ansteorra
਀ഊIf you attend Estrella War, ask to see the Barony of SunDragon's Kingdom 
਀䔀渀猀椀最渀⸀⸀⸀⸀⸀愀渀搀 爀攀愀搀 琀栀攀 礀攀氀氀漀眀 爀椀戀戀漀渀猀 愀琀琀愀挀栀攀搀 琀栀攀爀攀漀渀⸀ഊ
਀䤀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀ഊ
਀ⴀⴀഊlocksley at indirect.com           PO Box 35190        Locksley Plot Systems
਀圀栀椀琀攀 吀爀攀攀 倀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀猀      倀栀漀攀渀椀砀Ⰰ 䄀娀 㠀㔀　㘀㤀 唀匀䄀         䌀礀戀攀爀䴀漀渀最漀氀 䰀琀搀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 氀漀挀欀猀氀攀礀 愀琀 椀渀搀椀爀攀挀琀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀䨀漀攀 䈀攀琀栀愀渀挀漀甀爀琀⤀ഊSubject: Re: Apocryphal Stories
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䤀渀琀攀爀渀攀琀 䐀椀爀攀挀琀Ⰰ 椀渀搀椀爀攀挀琀⸀挀漀洀ഊDate: Sat, 31 Dec 1994 17:38:15 GMT
਀ഊCorrie Bergeron (corrie at solutions.solon.com) wrote:
਀ഊ: Speaking of crowd control, a young squire in Houston joined the police.  
਀㨀 伀渀攀 搀愀礀 椀渀 渀椀最栀琀猀琀椀挀欀 挀氀愀猀猀 ⠀琀栀椀猀 眀愀猀 戀攀昀漀爀攀 琀栀攀礀 猀眀椀琀挀栀攀搀 琀漀 琀漀渀昀愀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 ഊ: were just using batons) our hero was not paying very close attention.  
਀㨀 䄀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀Ⰰ 栀攀 䬀一䔀圀 栀漀眀 琀漀 甀猀攀 愀 猀栀漀爀琀 猀眀漀爀搀℀  吀栀攀 椀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀漀爀 渀漀琀椀挀攀搀 愀渀搀 ഊ: called him up.  "Yew seim nawt tuhbe payin vahry close attention, sun.  
਀㨀 䠀攀爀攀⸀  夀攀眀 樀甀猀✀ 吀刀䄀䠀 琀甀栀 栀椀琀 洀攀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀椀猀 栀攀爀攀 猀琀椀挀欀⸀∀  ∀夀漀甀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 眀愀渀琀 ഊ: me to hit you, Sarge?"  "Thayets whut ah said, sun."  "OK, sir."  And the 
਀㨀 礀漀甀渀最 洀愀渀 昀愀欀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀攀 氀攀最 愀渀搀 琀愀瀀瀀攀搀 琀栀攀 猀攀愀爀最愀渀琀 漀渀 琀栀攀 戀愀挀欀 漀昀 琀栀攀 ഊ: head with a wrap shot.  "SHEEAIIT!  Trah thet agayin!"  "Yes, sir."  And 
਀㨀 栀攀 搀椀搀 猀漀⸀  ∀匀栀攀攀礀愀礀椀琀Ⰰ 猀甀渀⸀  夀攀眀 欀椀渀 琀攀愀挀栀 琀栀椀猀 挀氀愀猀猀⸀∀  䄀渀搀 栀攀 搀椀搀⸀ഊ
਀䠀攀栀℀ 䈀愀挀欀 愀 昀攀眀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ 䤀 愀渀搀 洀礀 最漀漀搀 昀爀椀攀渀搀 䈀愀爀漀渀 匀椀爀 䤀瘀愀渀漀昀 瘀漀渀 匀挀栀氀漀猀猀ഊwere partners as Juvie Probation officers. All POs were required to take 
਀愀 挀氀愀猀猀 椀渀 ✀猀攀氀昀ⴀ搀攀昀攀渀猀攀Ⰰ✀ 愀渀搀 眀攀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 攀渀樀漀礀攀搀 椀琀⸀⸀⸀愀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 挀愀洀攀 琀栀攀 ഊsession on defense against knives.....the instructor asked for two volunteers
਀琀漀 愀琀琀愀挀欀 栀椀洀 眀椀琀栀 爀甀戀戀攀爀 欀渀椀瘀攀猀Ⰰ 猀漀 䤀瘀愀渀漀昀 愀渀搀 䤀 瘀漀氀甀渀琀攀攀爀攀搀⸀ 䠀攀 眀攀渀琀 爀椀最栀琀ⰀഊI went left, and we promptly killed him.
਀ഊHe looked at us kinda funny, and said "Do that again." So we did.
਀ഊWe wound up helping to teach that session of the class.
਀ഊFunny part was, we asked him later if he knew Officer <N> of the Phoenix
਀倀䐀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀攀 猀愀椀搀 ∀䄀栀⸀⸀⸀礀攀猀⸀⸀⸀⸀愀爀攀 礀漀甀 最甀礀猀 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 洀攀搀椀攀瘀愀氀 最爀漀甀瀀 琀漀漀㼀 䤀ഊshoulda known!"
਀ⴀⴀഊlocksley at indirect.com           PO Box 35190        Locksley Plot Systems
਀圀栀椀琀攀 吀爀攀攀 倀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀猀      倀栀漀攀渀椀砀Ⰰ 䄀娀 㠀㔀　㘀㤀 唀匀䄀         䌀礀戀攀爀䴀漀渀最漀氀 䰀琀搀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: salley at niktow.canisius.edu (David Salley)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Apocryphal Stories
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀ 䨀愀渀 㤀㔀 ㄀㠀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㠀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Canisius College, Buffalo NY. 14208
਀ഊIoseph of Locksley (Joe Bethancourt) writes:
਀㸀 䌀漀爀爀椀攀 䈀攀爀最攀爀漀渀 ⠀挀漀爀爀椀攀 愀琀 猀漀氀甀琀椀漀渀猀⸀猀漀氀漀渀⸀挀漀洀⤀ 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ> : [Story of SCAdian police cadet deleted for space ]
਀ ഊ> [Additional story of SCAdian probation officers also deleted for space ]
਀ഊThe police cadets were told, at the end of baton class, to practice hitting
਀琀栀攀 搀甀洀洀椀攀猀⸀  ∀䐀漀渀✀琀 眀漀爀爀礀 愀戀漀甀琀 栀椀琀琀椀渀最 琀栀攀洀 琀漀漀 栀愀爀搀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 甀渀戀爀攀愀欀愀戀氀攀⸀∀ഊCadet James Elliot waited in line, took his turn, and with the wristsnap
਀琀栀愀琀 眀漀渀 栀椀洀 琀眀漀 䌀爀漀眀渀 吀漀甀爀渀椀攀猀Ⰰ 䈀愀爀愀欀 䔀氀愀渀搀爀椀猀 䐀甀欀攀 匀椀爀 䠀愀渀渀漀 瘀漀渀 䠀愀氀猀琀攀爀渀 ഊseparated the dummy's head from his neck.  The instructor turned at the sound 
਀漀昀 琀栀攀 栀攀愀搀 爀攀戀漀甀渀搀椀渀最 漀昀昀 琀栀攀 昀愀爀 眀愀氀氀⸀  ∀圀栀愀琀 搀椀搀 礀漀甀 搀漀㼀∀  ∀䤀 樀甀猀琀 栀椀琀 椀琀Ⰰ ഊSir."  "You can't break them like that with just the baton, Liar!"  
਀⨀⨀眀爀椀猀琀猀渀愀瀀℀⨀⨀  吀栀攀 搀甀洀洀礀✀猀 氀攀昀琀 愀爀洀 愀氀猀漀 眀攀渀琀 昀氀礀椀渀最⸀  吀栀攀 椀渀猀琀爀甀挀琀漀爀 猀琀漀漀搀 ഊthere dumbstruck.  "Don't teach the others how to do that, please!"
਀ഊ                                                       - Dagonell
਀ഊSCA Persona : Lord Dagonell Collingwood of Emerald Lake, CSC, CK, CTr
਀䠀愀戀椀琀愀琀ऀ    㨀 䔀愀猀琀 䬀椀渀最搀漀洀Ⰰ 䄀䔀琀栀攀氀洀攀愀爀挀 倀爀椀渀挀椀瀀愀氀椀琀礀Ⰰ 刀栀礀搀搀攀爀椀挀栀 䠀愀攀氀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀ഊInternet    : salley at niktow.cs.canisius.edu
਀唀匀渀愀椀氀ⴀ渀攀琀  㨀 䐀愀瘀椀搀 倀⸀ 匀愀氀氀攀礀Ⰰ ㄀㌀㘀 匀栀攀瀀愀爀搀 匀琀爀攀攀琀Ⰰ 䈀甀昀昀愀氀漀Ⰰ 一攀眀 夀漀爀欀 ㄀㐀㈀㄀㈀ⴀ㈀　㈀㤀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: JARI.JAMES at rook.wa.com (jari james)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Apocryphal Stories
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 匀愀琀Ⰰ ㌀㄀ 䐀攀挀 ㄀㤀㤀㐀 ㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Knight-Line! (206) 565-0594
਀ഊ -=> Quoting Lee at bio-3.bsd.uchicago.ed to All <=-
਀ഊ Le> So there's this male Eastern fighter who happens to be a nurse.
਀ 䰀攀㸀 䠀攀 漀渀氀礀 栀愀猀 愀 洀漀琀漀爀挀礀挀氀攀Ⰰ 猀漀 栀攀 眀攀愀爀猀 栀椀猀 愀爀洀漀爀 琀漀 最漀 琀漀 猀漀洀攀 攀瘀攀渀琀⸀ഊ Le> On the way he sees an accident, and stops. Imagine the injured
਀ 䰀攀㸀 眀漀洀愀渀 眀栀漀 氀漀漀欀猀 甀瀀 愀渀搀 猀攀攀猀 愀 ∀䬀渀椀最栀琀 椀渀 匀栀椀渀椀渀最 䄀爀洀漀爀∀ ⠀琀洀⤀ 爀甀渀渀椀渀最ഊ Le> down the hill to her overturned car saying "it's OK, I'm a nurse!"
਀ഊ Le> Winifred de Schyppewallebotham
਀ഊI can identify with this one.  I wasn't in armour, but I was in garb.
਀吀栀攀 瀀愀琀椀攀渀琀猀 琀漀氀漀爀愀琀攀搀 琀栀椀渀最猀 焀甀椀琀攀 眀攀氀氀⸀   吀栀攀 ⨀瀀漀氀椀挀攀⨀ 漀渀 琀栀攀 漀琀栀攀爀ഊhand......
਀ഊI think it might have been because I had a bigger knife than they did.......
਀ഊRowan [a seme' of medical initials go here...
਀ഊ
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 䄀瀀漀挀爀礀瀀栀愀氀 匀琀漀爀椀攀猀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 欀眀椀氀氀椀愀洀 愀琀 欀戀戀猀⸀挀漀洀ഊDate: Wed, 04 Jan 95 10:22:57 EST
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䬀䈀䈀匀 ⴀ 䤀渀琀攀爀渀攀琀 ☀ 䘀椀氀攀猀 瘀椀愀 匀愀琀攀氀氀椀琀攀   ഊ
਀⨀洀漀爀攀 愀氀漀渀最 琀栀攀 氀椀渀攀猀 漀昀 猀攀洀椀ⴀ愀瀀漀挀爀礀瀀栀愀氀 ∀匀䌀䄀 䐀甀欀攀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 倀漀氀椀挀攀ഊDepartment"....
਀ഊThis one made the rounds of Caid a few years ago.  Seems that when Duke
਀䠀愀渀渀漀 ✀琀甀爀渀攀搀 漀甀琀✀ 漀昀 琀栀攀 䄀挀愀搀攀洀礀 愀猀 愀 戀漀渀愀ⴀ昀椀搀攀 䰀䄀倀䐀 爀漀漀欀椀攀Ⰰ 栀攀 最漀琀ഊhisself trapped in a dead-end alley with nowhere to go but through the
਀瀀攀爀瀀 爀愀瀀椀搀氀礀 愀搀瘀愀渀挀椀渀最 漀渀 栀椀洀⸀  吀栀攀 瀀攀爀瀀 最爀椀渀渀攀搀 攀瘀椀氀氀礀 愀渀搀 搀爀攀眀 愀ഊlongish knife, however Hanno immediately snatched the riot stick off his
਀戀攀氀琀 愀渀搀 氀愀椀搀 琀栀攀 搀甀搀攀 漀甀琀 眀椀琀栀 愀 眀攀氀氀 瀀氀愀挀攀搀 爀椀猀椀渀最 猀渀愀瀀⸀ഊ
਀䄀渀搀 甀瀀漀渀 眀爀椀琀椀渀最 甀瀀 栀椀猀 爀攀瀀漀爀琀 漀渀 琀栀攀 椀渀挀椀搀攀渀琀 眀愀猀 瀀爀漀洀瀀琀氀礀 挀栀攀眀攀搀 漀甀琀ഊby his superior officer as LAPD guidelines in this instance required him
਀琀漀 ⨀搀爀愀眀 栀椀猀 最甀渀 愀渀搀 猀栀漀漀琀 琀栀攀 最甀礀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 欀渀椀昀攀⨀⸀  䔀猀挀愀氀愀琀椀漀渀 椀猀ഊregarded very dimly by the Los Angeles Police Department.
਀ഊciorstan macAmhlaidh, CHA, AoA
਀䰀礀漀渀搀攀洀攀爀攀Ⰰ 䌀愀椀搀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: mchance at crl.com (Michael A. Chance)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Identification Friend/Foe
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀㌀ 䨀愀渀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 　㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㠀 ⴀ　㠀　　ഊOrganization: CRL Dialup Internet Access
਀ഊHal Ravn writes:
਀ഊ>Locally, one of our people works for a company that inspects and
਀㸀琀愀最猀 攀焀甀椀瀀洀攀渀琀⸀  䄀琀 漀渀攀 眀愀爀 琀栀攀 愀爀洀漀爀 椀渀猀瀀攀挀琀椀漀渀 猀琀椀挀欀攀爀猀 眀攀爀攀ഊ>orange and said "Rejected" on them....
਀ഊThere was an event a couple of years ago in the Shire of Riviere
਀䌀漀渀猀琀攀氀氀攀 ⠀䔀瘀愀渀猀瘀椀氀氀攀Ⰰ 䤀一⤀ 挀漀洀洀攀洀漀爀愀琀椀渀最 琀栀攀 䈀愀琀琀氀攀 漀昀 匀琀愀洀昀漀爀搀ഊBridge, where all of the fighters in the Norse side got stickers that
਀猀愀椀搀 ∀䜀爀愀搀攀 䄀 匀愀甀猀愀最攀∀Ⰰ 瀀氀愀挀攀搀 漀渀 琀栀攀 栀攀氀洀 戀礀 琀栀攀 儀甀攀攀渀 栀攀爀猀攀氀昀⸀ഊ
਀䴀椀欀樀愀氀 䄀渀渀愀爀戀樀漀爀渀ഊ-- 
਀䴀椀挀栀愀攀氀 䄀⸀ 䌀栀愀渀挀攀          匀琀⸀ 䰀漀甀椀猀Ⰰ 䴀椀猀猀漀甀爀椀Ⰰ 唀匀䄀    ∀䄀琀 瀀氀愀礀 椀渀 琀栀攀 昀椀攀氀搀猀ഊWork: mc307a at sw1stc.sbc.com                             of St. Vidicon"
਀倀氀愀礀㨀 洀挀栀愀渀挀攀 愀琀 挀爀氀⸀挀漀洀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: salley at niktow.canisius.edu (David Salley)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: Discussion about the SCA
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㐀 䨀愀渀 㤀㔀 ㈀　㨀㔀㘀㨀㌀㈀ 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Canisius College, Buffalo NY. 14208
਀ഊEdward (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
਀㸀 猀愀氀氀攀礀 愀琀 渀椀欀琀漀眀⸀挀愀渀椀猀椀甀猀⸀攀搀甀 ⠀䐀愀瘀椀搀 匀愀氀氀攀礀⤀ 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ>>Agnes of Ilford (Patricia Shanahan) writes:
਀㸀㸀㸀 䨀倀椀氀挀栀攀爀 愀琀 洀猀洀愀椀氀⸀爀愀搀椀猀礀猀⸀䌀伀䴀 ⠀䨀椀洀 倀椀氀挀栀攀爀⤀ 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ>>>> agility, which  sorts for intelligence and good self esteem 
਀ഊ>>> I had never heard before of the idea that manual dexterity is a measure
਀㸀㸀㸀 漀昀 䤀儀⸀ 䌀漀渀猀椀搀攀爀椀渀最 洀礀 搀攀最爀攀攀 漀昀 洀愀渀甀愀氀 搀攀砀琀攀爀椀琀礀Ⰰ 椀昀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀爀攀 瘀愀氀椀搀 䤀ഊ>>> would be in need of special education.
਀ഊ>>Hey, waitaminnuit!  I kinda like the idea.  All of us jugglers would be
਀㸀㸀爀椀最栀琀昀甀氀氀礀 愀挀欀渀漀眀氀攀搀最攀搀 愀猀 最攀渀椀甀猀攀猀℀ 㬀ⴀ⤀ 㬀ⴀ⤀  伀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 椀昀 䤀✀洀 猀漀 戀爀椀最栀琀Ⰰഊ>>why do I practice juggling live steel? ;-)
਀ ഊ> Because there is no correlation between intelligence and wisdom?
਀㸀 伀爀 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 樀甀猀琀 栀漀瀀椀渀最 琀漀 戀攀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 攀瘀攀爀 琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 栀椀猀 昀椀渀最攀爀猀ഊ> reattached in the field, using only medieval tools? (Now, how would I
਀㸀 戀攀猀琀 搀漀挀甀洀攀渀琀 琀栀椀猀 昀漀爀 漀甀爀 䄀☀匀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀㼀⤀ഊ
਀䘀甀渀渀礀 礀漀甀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 洀攀渀琀椀漀渀 琀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀ഊ
਀䄀琀 琀栀攀 䠀愀攀氀✀猀 䴀愀猀欀攀搀 䈀愀氀氀 攀瘀攀渀琀Ⰰ 䤀 眀愀猀 瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀椀渀最 洀礀 樀甀最最氀椀渀最 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 渀攀愀爀ഊwhere the smokers were.  There's a Viking who has learned enough juggling
਀琀漀 猀琀攀愀氀 戀愀氀氀猀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 樀甀最最氀攀爀 愀渀搀 爀攀琀甀爀渀 琀栀攀洀⸀  ✀伀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀 䤀 猀琀攀愀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀ഊViking, it's in the job description!"  He was standing there smoking and
਀漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 挀漀爀渀攀爀 漀昀 栀椀猀 攀礀攀Ⰰ 栀攀 猀愀眀 洀攀 樀甀最最氀椀渀最 愀渀 愀瀀瀀氀攀⸀  䠀攀 瀀甀琀 漀甀琀 栀椀猀ഊcigarette against his shoe sole and came racing towards me.  He raised his
਀栀愀渀搀猀 琀漀 琀栀攀 挀氀甀琀挀栀 瀀漀猀椀琀椀漀渀 愀渀搀 猀琀漀瀀瀀攀搀 愀猀 椀昀 栀攀 栀椀琀 最氀愀猀猀 眀愀氀氀⸀  䤀 眀愀猀ഊjuggling an apple ... and an egg ... and live steel with a six-inch blade. ;-)
਀ഊHe pulled his hands back, looked at his fingers and said, "No, I don't think
਀猀漀⸀  䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 琀栀攀 䌀栀椀爀甀爀最攀漀渀猀 爀攀ⴀ愀琀琀愀挀栀椀渀最 琀栀攀洀 甀猀椀渀最 漀渀氀礀 瀀攀爀椀漀搀ഊtechniques."  The smokers all started laughing. ;-)  As he walked away from
਀洀攀Ⰰ 䤀 栀攀愀爀搀 愀 氀愀搀礀✀猀 瘀漀椀挀攀Ⰰ ∀䐀愀最漀渀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 愀 开爀攀愀氀开 戀氀愀搀攀 椀猀 椀琀㼀∀ഊI caught the knife in my right hand, the egg in my left and then turned the
਀欀渀椀昀攀 瀀漀椀渀琀 甀瀀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 愀瀀瀀氀攀 椀洀瀀愀氀攀搀 椀琀猀攀氀昀 漀渀 琀栀攀 戀氀愀搀攀⸀  吀栀攀 愀瀀瀀氀愀甀猀攀 眀愀猀ഊwonderful. ;-)
਀ഊ                                                       - Dagonell
਀ഊSCA Persona : Lord Dagonell Collingwood of Emerald Lake, CSC, CK, CTr
਀䠀愀戀椀琀愀琀ऀ    㨀 䔀愀猀琀 䬀椀渀最搀漀洀Ⰰ 䄀䔀琀栀攀氀洀攀愀爀挀 倀爀椀渀挀椀瀀愀氀椀琀礀Ⰰ 刀栀礀搀搀攀爀椀挀栀 䠀愀攀氀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀ഊInternet    : salley at niktow.cs.canisius.edu  
਀唀匀渀愀椀氀ⴀ渀攀琀  㨀 䐀愀瘀椀搀 倀⸀ 匀愀氀氀攀礀Ⰰ ㄀㌀㘀 匀栀攀瀀愀爀搀 匀琀爀攀攀琀Ⰰ 䈀甀昀昀愀氀漀Ⰰ 一攀眀 夀漀爀欀 ㄀㐀㈀㄀㈀ⴀ㈀　㈀㤀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 栀氀昀 愀琀 栀漀氀洀攀猀⸀愀挀挀⸀嘀椀爀最椀渀椀愀⸀䔀䐀唀 ⠀䠀 䰀⸀ 䘀愀氀氀猀⤀ഊSubject: Re: YKYITSCAW......
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀 漀昀 嘀椀爀最椀渀椀愀ഊDate: Tue, 14 Mar 1995 16:47:38 GMT
਀ഊIn article <19950313151846UDSD073 at DSIBM.OKLADOT.STATE.OK.US>,
਀䴀椀欀攀 䄀渀搀爀攀眀猀 㰀甀搀猀搀　　㜀 愀琀 搀猀椀戀洀⸀漀欀氀愀搀漀琀⸀猀琀愀琀攀⸀漀欀⸀甀猀㸀 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ>YKYBITSCAALLT when
਀㸀ഊ>You're at work, a salesman calls on the phone to sell you some lab
਀㸀攀焀甀椀瀀洀攀渀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 礀漀甀 爀攀猀瀀漀渀搀 眀椀琀栀 ∀䜀漀漀搀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 夀漀甀爀 䴀愀樀攀猀琀礀℀∀ ⴀഊ>because you recognize his voice. And then _he_ says "Good morning,
਀㸀夀漀甀爀 䔀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀挀礀℀∀ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 栀攀 爀攀挀漀最渀椀稀攀搀 礀漀甀爀猀⸀ഊ>
਀㸀䤀琀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀 琀漀 漀甀爀 䈀愀爀漀渀攀猀猀⸀ഊ>
਀㸀ⴀⴀഊ>udsd007 at ibm.okladot.state.ok.us    (192.149.244.136)
਀㸀䴀椀挀栀愀攀氀 䘀攀渀眀椀挀欀 漀昀 䘀漀琀栀攀爀椀渀最栀愀礀Ⰰ 伀⸀䰀⸀ ⠀䴀椀欀攀 䄀渀搀爀攀眀猀⤀  一愀洀爀漀渀Ⰰ 䄀渀猀琀攀漀爀爀愀ഊ
਀   吀栀椀猀 爀攀洀椀渀搀猀 洀攀 漀昀 愀渀 漀氀搀 琀愀氀攀⸀⸀⸀  䴀愀渀礀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 匀椀爀 䄀氀愀爀椀挀ഊwas King of the East, he chanced (in mundane guise, of course) to attend
਀愀 䈀愀渀欀椀渀最 匀攀洀椀渀愀爀 愀琀 琀栀攀 氀漀挀愀氀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀⸀  䤀琀 昀甀爀琀栀攀爀 挀栀愀渀挀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 栀椀猀ഊwaitress one night happened to be a Lady of the shire, who promptly 
਀搀爀漀瀀瀀攀搀 愀 挀甀爀琀猀攀礀 愀渀搀 戀椀搀 栀椀洀 ∀䜀漀漀搀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 夀漀甀爀 䴀愀樀攀猀琀礀℀∀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀 氀攀昀琀ഊhim to explain to a table-full of banking executives just what _that_
਀眀愀猀 愀氀氀 愀戀漀甀琀℀  㨀ⴀ⤀ഊ
਀ⴀⴀ䰀愀渀搀椀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: uratlord at mcl.ucsb.edu (Mark Stoddard)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: YKYITSCAW...
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀㈀ 䄀瀀爀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㈀㌀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㤀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: University of California, Santa Barbara
਀ഊOne day I decided to buy some steel to make a new helm.  I called around 
਀琀漀 昀椀渀搀 愀 瀀氀愀挀攀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀爀爀椀攀搀 ㄀㐀 最甀愀最攀 猀琀攀攀氀⸀  伀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 挀愀氀氀猀 眀攀渀琀 ഊsomething like:
਀ऀ䴀攀㨀 䤀✀洀 氀漀漀欀椀渀最 昀漀爀 猀漀洀攀 猀栀攀攀琀 洀攀琀愀氀⸀⸀⸀ഊ	Shop clerk: We've got a wide range of guages, 24, 22, 20 and 18.
਀ऀ䴀攀㨀  圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 眀愀猀 氀漀漀欀椀渀最 昀漀爀 ㄀㐀 最甀愀最攀⸀ഊ	Shop clerk: What are you making, armor?
਀ഊA few days later I was traveling by train back home, carrying my armor of 
਀挀漀甀爀猀攀⸀  䤀 瀀甀琀 搀漀眀渀 洀礀 戀愀最 琀漀 爀攀猀琀 眀椀琀栀 愀 猀氀椀最栀琀 挀氀愀渀欀⸀  匀漀洀攀戀漀搀礀 渀攀愀爀 戀礀 ഊasked me, "What do you have in there, armor?"
਀ഊHmm... They were both suprised to find out they were right...
਀ഊ					Dreaming in a mundane world,
਀ऀऀऀऀऀऀ䴀椀氀愀渀 䤀瘀愀渀漀瘀椀挀栀ഊ						Shire of Isles, Caid
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 樀昀漀砀搀愀瘀椀猀 愀琀 愀漀氀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀䨀 䘀漀砀䐀愀瘀椀猀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 夀䬀夀䤀吀匀䌀䄀圀ഊDate: 18 Apr 1995 14:33:49 -0400
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀 伀渀氀椀渀攀Ⰰ 䤀渀挀⸀ ⠀㄀ⴀ㠀　　ⴀ㠀㈀㜀ⴀ㘀㌀㘀㐀⤀ഊ
਀夀漀甀 猀瀀攀渀搀 琀栀攀 琀眀漀 搀愀礀猀 眀椀琀栀漀甀琀 瀀漀眀攀爀 愀昀琀攀爀 愀渀 攀愀爀琀栀焀甀愀欀攀 搀椀渀椀渀最 漀渀ഊleftover tourney or banquet munchies that were _still_ in the ice chest
਀䴀漀渀搀愀礀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最 愀渀礀眀愀礀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀愀瘀攀 渀漀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀猀 眀椀琀栀 渀漀 瀀漀眀攀爀Ⰰ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 礀漀甀✀瘀攀ഊgot enough propane for the barbeque and blankets. cloaks, etc for the
਀戀攀搀⸀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 氀椀最栀琀✀猀 渀漀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 瀀氀攀琀栀漀爀愀 漀昀 挀愀渀搀氀攀 氀愀渀琀攀爀渀猀Ⰰഊand you've stockpiled enough water for the war next month already, so you
਀搀爀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀⸀⸀⸀ഊ
਀䨀愀爀攀搀Ⰰ 椀渀 䌀愀椀搀Ⰰ 眀栀漀 氀椀瘀攀搀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀栀攀 一漀爀琀栀爀椀搀最攀 焀甀愀欀攀⸀⸀⸀⸀ഊJim Fox-Davis              |Whatever you can do, or dream
਀䌀椀爀挀氀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 匀瀀椀爀愀氀 吀漀眀攀爀 簀礀漀甀 挀愀渀Ⰰ 戀攀最椀渀 椀琀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 戀漀氀搀渀攀猀猀ഊJ FoxDavis at aol.com         |has genius, power, and magic in
਀䨀⸀䘀漀砀䐀愀瘀椀猀 愀琀 最攀渀椀攀⸀最攀椀猀⸀挀漀洀  簀椀琀 ⴀⴀ 一椀攀琀稀猀挀栀攀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: corrie at solutions.solon.com (Corrie Bergeron)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: YKYITSCAW...
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀㤀 䄀瀀爀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 　㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㤀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: Solutions Online
਀ഊThomas Hudson (hudson at cs.unc.edu) wrote:
਀㨀 㸀䤀渀 愀爀琀椀挀氀攀 㰀㌀洀漀洀樀渀␀攀㄀ 愀琀 最椀最愀⸀戀最愀⸀挀漀洀㸀Ⰰ 䨀✀氀礀渀渀 夀攀愀琀攀猀 㰀樀礀攀愀琀攀猀 愀琀 戀最愀⸀挀漀洀㸀 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ: >>... true "creative anachronism" is getting to a fighting tourney on two 
਀㨀 㸀㸀眀栀攀攀氀猀 ⠀戀攀攀渀 愀 眀栀椀氀攀 琀栀漀甀最栀⤀ഊ
਀㨀   ⸀⸀⸀ 眀栀攀渀 椀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀 洀甀猀挀氀攀猀 瀀漀眀攀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀 眀栀攀攀氀猀℀ഊ
਀䰀漀渀最 琀椀洀攀 戀愀挀欀Ⰰ 愀 昀攀氀氀漀眀 渀愀洀攀 漀昀 吀椀瘀愀爀 ⠀渀漀眀 䴀愀猀琀攀爀 䐀漀渀 吀椀瘀愀爀Ⰰ ഊthank-you-very-much!) used to ride his bicycle to swash practice in 
਀䄀甀猀琀椀渀Ⰰ 吀堀⸀  琀椀最栀琀猀Ⰰ 䐀漀甀戀氀攀琀Ⰰ 挀愀瀀攀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 甀猀椀渀最 琀栀攀 爀愀瀀椀攀爀 琀漀 昀攀渀搀 漀昀昀 琀栀攀 ഊneighborhood dogs.
਀ഊLater, he was engaged by a local repertory company to stage the fight 
਀猀挀攀渀攀猀 椀渀 愀 匀栀愀欀攀猀瀀攀愀爀攀 瀀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀⸀  䄀昀琀攀爀 漀渀攀 搀爀攀猀猀 爀攀栀攀愀爀猀愀氀 栀攀 眀愀猀 ഊloading up the microbus (he was single atthe time), and a fellow comes up 
਀琀漀 栀椀洀 愀渀搀 猀愀礀猀Ⰰ ∀䠀攀礀℀  䤀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 氀漀漀欀椀渀最 昀漀爀 礀漀甀 昀漀爀 礀攀愀爀猀℀  夀漀甀✀爀攀 椀渀 ഊthe SCA, right?"
਀ഊTo which Chris replied with a slow, savoring smile, 
਀ഊ     "No, my good man.  I'm in a play."
਀ഊTrue story.
਀ ⴀⴀഊCorrie Bergeron     Brendan O Corraidhe
਀挀漀爀爀椀攀 愀琀 猀漀氀漀渀⸀挀漀洀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 吀栀攀 一愀琀甀爀攀 漀昀 倀攀渀渀猀椀挀 ⠀圀愀猀㨀 䰀攀愀瘀攀 倀攀渀渀猀椀挀 戀礀 一漀漀渀 匀甀渀搀愀礀㼀⤀ഊFrom: una at bregeuf.stonemarche.org (Honour Horne-Jaruk)
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 䴀漀渀Ⰰ ㄀㔀 䴀愀礀 㤀㔀 ㄀㠀㨀㌀㐀㨀㌀㤀 䔀䐀吀ഊ
਀䠀䄀刀伀䰀䐀⸀䘀䔀䰀䐀 愀琀 栀焀⸀搀漀攀⸀䜀伀嘀 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ
਀㸀      䘀漀爀 攀砀愀洀瀀氀攀Ⰰ 椀昀 挀氀攀愀渀 甀瀀 椀猀 愀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀Ⰰ 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 愀 挀漀洀瀀爀漀洀椀猀攀 椀猀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 ഊ>      folks who stay later to pitch in with the clean up.  I am willing to 
਀㸀      戀攀琀 礀漀甀 挀漀甀氀搀 最攀琀 愀 爀攀愀猀漀渀愀戀氀攀 渀甀洀戀攀爀 漀昀 瘀漀氀甀渀琀攀攀爀猀 戀礀 ⨀愀猀欀椀渀最⨀ 昀漀爀 ഊ>      folks to stay a day or two as Pennsic clean-up squad.  (As a side 
਀㸀      瀀漀椀渀琀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 洀椀最栀琀 愀氀猀漀 最椀瘀攀 甀猀 琀栀攀 洀愀渀ⴀ瀀漀眀攀爀 琀漀 琀甀爀渀 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀琀甀昀昀 ഊ>      collected over to organizations like United Way.  I remeber someone 
਀㸀      瀀漀猀琀椀渀最 愀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 洀漀瘀椀渀最 猀挀攀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀欀攀爀猀 栀椀爀攀搀 琀漀 挀氀攀愀渀ⴀ甀瀀 愀昀琀攀爀 ഊ>      Twenty-Five Year weeping over the amount of perfectly usable goods 
਀㸀      琀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀 昀漀爀戀椀搀搀攀渀 琀漀 琀愀欀攀 栀漀洀攀 ⠀眀攀✀爀攀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 瀀漀漀爀 洀椀最爀愀渀琀 眀漀爀欀攀爀猀 ഊ>      here) because of their companies policy on scavenging.)
਀㸀      夀愀愀欀漀瘀ഊ	Respected friend:
਀ऀ吀栀攀 瀀漀猀琀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀椀渀最 眀愀猀 洀椀渀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 琀栀攀 椀渀挀椀搀攀渀琀 漀挀挀甀爀攀搀 愀琀ഊthe twentieth, not the twenty-fifth, anniversary. I was at TFYC; and on the
਀氀愀猀琀 搀愀礀Ⰰ 愀猀 眀攀 眀攀爀攀 氀攀愀瘀椀渀最Ⰰ 最渀愀爀氀攀搀 漀氀搀 洀攀渀 椀渀 猀瀀椀琀ⴀ愀渀搀ⴀ戀愀椀氀椀渀最ⴀ眀椀爀攀 瀀椀挀欀甀瀀猀ഊwere driving in waving and grinning. I like to think that my advance letters 
਀琀漀 琀栀攀 䄀甀琀漀挀爀愀琀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 愀爀琀椀挀氀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 漀渀ⴀ猀椀琀攀 渀攀眀猀瀀愀瀀攀爀Ⰰ 挀漀渀琀爀椀戀甀琀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀椀猀ഊhappy occurrence.
਀ऀ伀渀攀 猀挀攀渀攀 䤀 爀攀挀愀氀氀 眀椀琀栀 瀀愀爀琀椀挀甀氀愀爀 樀漀礀㨀 䴀愀渀 椀渀 漀氀搀 匀琀攀琀猀漀渀 椀渀 琀爀甀挀欀Ⰰ ഊto man in old Stetson loading parts of a Baronial gate onto other truck:
਀ऀ∀䠀攀礀Ⰰ 圀椀氀攀礀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 漀渀 攀愀爀琀栀 搀漀 礀漀甀 猀✀瀀漀猀攀 琀栀愀琀 眀愀猀㼀∀ഊAnswer: "Got no clue what it was, but it's gonna be a room for the 
਀琀眀椀渀猀℀∀ഊ	_That's_ how it should _always_ work.
਀ऀ刀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀㨀 礀漀甀爀 ∀唀猀攀氀攀猀猀 琀漀漀ⴀ栀攀愀瘀礀 漀甀琀ⴀ漀昀ⴀ瀀攀爀椀漀搀 甀最氀礀 攀砀挀甀猀攀 昀漀爀 愀 ഊsleeping bag" is some Goodwill or Salvation Army customer's "My kids won't get
਀瀀渀攀甀洀漀渀椀愀 琀栀椀猀 眀椀渀琀攀爀℀∀⸀ഊ	Please, everybody: Think about it.
਀ഊ                                Yours in service to the Society-
਀                                ⠀䘀爀椀攀渀搀⤀ 䠀漀渀漀甀爀 䠀漀爀渀攀ⴀ䨀愀爀甀欀 刀⸀匀⸀䘀⸀ ഊ                                Alizaunde, Demoiselle de Bregeuf C.O.L. SCA
਀                                唀渀愀 圀椀挀挀愀 ⠀吀栀愀琀 倀椀挀琀⤀ഊ
਀        䤀昀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 搀漀椀渀最 礀漀甀爀 戀攀猀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 礀漀甀爀 戀攀猀琀 椀猀渀✀琀 瘀攀爀礀 最漀漀搀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀ഊlife. If you aren't bothering to do your best, no matter how good what you're 
਀搀漀椀渀最 椀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 挀栀攀愀琀椀渀最⸀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: Kim.Salazar at em.doe.GOV
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: YKYITSCA...
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㔀 䴀愀礀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㄀㄀㨀㔀㜀㨀㐀㘀 ⴀ　㐀　　ഊOrganization: The Internet
਀ഊ     While I was perusing Ian Odlin's collection of YKYITSCA tales (to my 
਀     最爀攀愀琀 愀洀甀猀攀洀攀渀琀⤀Ⰰ 䤀 眀愀猀 猀甀爀瀀爀椀猀攀搀 琀漀 昀椀渀搀 洀礀 渀愀洀攀㨀ഊ     
਀          ∀䴀愀渀礀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ 䤀愀渀琀栀攀 愀渀搀 䘀攀爀渀愀渀搀漀 栀愀搀 戀攀攀渀 瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀椀渀最 ഊ          in their back-yard.  When Ianthe went to her doctor for a 
਀          爀漀甀琀椀渀攀 挀栀攀挀欀甀瀀Ⰰ 栀攀 愀猀欀攀搀 栀漀眀 猀栀攀 最漀琀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 戀爀甀椀猀攀猀⸀  ഊ          Without thinking she said, "My husband and I were 
਀          昀椀最栀琀椀渀最⸀∀  匀栀攀 栀愀搀 愀 栀愀爀搀 琀椀洀攀 攀砀瀀氀愀椀渀椀渀最 琀栀攀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀挀攀 ഊ          between _fighting_ and *fighting* to her doctor. [Bjorn 
਀          䈀樀漀爀欀氀甀渀搀崀∀ഊ          
਀          ഊ     Master Bjorn's story is a concatenation of two true incidents:
਀     ഊ     1.  One Monday after returning from a particularly vigorous war 
਀     瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀攀Ⰰ 䤀 栀愀搀 愀渀 愀瀀瀀漀椀渀琀洀攀渀琀 愀琀 洀礀 眀漀洀攀渀✀猀 挀氀椀渀椀挀⸀  䤀 栀愀搀 戀攀攀渀 甀猀椀渀最 ഊ     a new smaller shield for the first time.  My leading leg was a plaid 
਀     漀昀 瀀甀爀瀀氀攀 猀琀爀椀瀀攀猀 琀栀愀琀 猀栀漀眀攀搀 琀栀攀 愀爀攀愀 䤀 眀爀漀渀最氀礀 吀䠀伀唀䜀䠀吀 洀礀 猀栀椀攀氀搀 栀愀搀 ഊ     covered.  The doctor raised an eyebrow at the time of the exam, but 
਀     猀愀椀搀 渀漀琀栀椀渀最⸀  ഊ     
਀     匀栀漀爀琀氀礀 愀昀琀攀爀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 挀氀椀渀椀挀✀猀 挀漀甀渀猀攀氀漀爀 挀愀洀攀 椀渀 愀渀搀 琀漀漀欀 洀礀 栀愀渀搀⸀  ഊ     She looked into my eyes with understanding and deep pity, and said "We 
਀     眀漀洀攀渀 搀漀渀✀琀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 甀瀀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀椀猀 愀渀礀 洀漀爀攀 ⴀ 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀椀最渀 ഊ     a complaint against *him*?"
਀     ഊ     
਀     ㈀⸀  䐀漀渀 䘀攀爀渀愀渀搀漀Ⰰ 挀漀渀昀爀漀渀琀攀搀 戀礀 琀栀攀 椀渀琀攀渀猀攀 挀漀氀搀 漀昀 愀 䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀最椀愀渀 ഊ     winter, had taken to doing his evening sword practice indoors.  At the 
਀     琀椀洀攀Ⰰ 栀攀 氀椀瘀攀搀 椀渀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 琀椀渀礀 最愀爀爀攀琀 猀琀礀氀攀 爀漀漀洀 椀渀 愀 挀漀渀瘀攀爀琀攀搀 愀琀琀椀挀⸀  ഊ     I was sitting with my feet up on the arm of his venerable easy chair, 
਀     爀攀愀搀椀渀最 愀 戀漀漀欀 愀渀搀 洀甀渀挀栀椀渀最 愀渀 愀瀀瀀氀攀⸀  䠀攀 搀椀搀 猀眀漀爀搀 挀甀琀猀 甀瀀 愀渀搀 搀漀眀渀 ഊ     the four-foot length of the room, then whirled (forgetting that I was 
਀     琀栀攀爀攀⤀ 愀渀搀 戀爀漀甀最栀琀 琀栀攀 眀漀漀搀攀渀 戀氀愀搀攀 搀漀眀渀 猀焀甀愀爀攀 甀瀀漀渀 洀礀 瀀攀爀挀栀椀渀最 琀漀攀猀⸀ ഊ     
਀     吀栀攀 瀀愀椀渀 眀愀猀 猀漀 猀攀瘀攀爀攀 眀攀 琀爀甀渀搀氀攀搀 漀昀昀 琀漀 琀栀攀 攀洀攀爀最攀渀挀礀 爀漀漀洀⸀  吀栀攀 ഊ     admitting interviewer asked how I was injured - "My boyfriend hit me 
਀     眀椀琀栀 栀椀猀 猀琀椀挀欀Ⰰ∀ 䤀 猀愀椀搀 眀椀琀栀漀甀琀 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最⸀  ഊ     
਀     ∀圀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 昀椀最栀琀椀渀最㼀∀ 猀栀攀 愀猀欀攀搀Ⰰ 最氀愀爀椀渀最 愀琀 䘀攀爀渀愀渀搀漀⸀ഊ     
਀     ∀一漀⸀  䨀甀猀琀 瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀椀渀最Ⰰ∀ 栀攀 愀渀猀眀攀爀攀搀 椀渀渀漀挀攀渀琀氀礀⸀  ഊ     
਀     匀栀攀 琀甀爀渀攀搀 琀漀 洀攀Ⰰ 爀漀氀氀攀搀 栀攀爀 攀礀攀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 爀攀瀀氀椀攀搀Ⰰ ∀䠀漀渀攀礀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 ഊ     to see what happens when you get it right."
਀        ഊ     -Ianthe d'Averoigne, OR, OL                   kim.salazar at em.doe.gov
਀     圀栀漀 洀愀爀爀椀攀搀 䌀漀甀渀琀 䘀攀爀渀愀渀搀漀Ⰰ 椀渀 猀瀀椀琀攀 漀昀 ഊ     the Unfortunate Toe Incident
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 氀搀眀甀氀昀最愀爀 愀琀 愀漀氀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀䰀搀 圀甀氀昀最愀爀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 夀䬀夀一䤀匀䌀䄀ഊDate: 2 Jun 1995 05:03:24 -0400
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀 伀渀氀椀渀攀Ⰰ 䤀渀挀⸀ ⠀㄀ⴀ㠀　　ⴀ㠀㈀㜀ⴀ㘀㌀㘀㐀⤀ഊ
਀ 㸀 ∀䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 漀渀攀 甀瘀 琀栀漀猀攀 洀椀搀搀氀攀ⴀ攀瘀椀氀 最甀礀猀㼀∀ഊ
਀䠀攀栀⸀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 栀攀愀爀搀 琀栀愀琀 漀渀攀⸀ 䴀礀 戀甀搀搀礀 爀攀瀀氀椀攀搀 ∀一漀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 栀椀最栀攀爀ⴀ攀瘀椀氀⸀ഊHe's lower-evil."
਀㰀猀椀最栀㸀⸀⸀⸀ 夀攀琀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 戀愀搀 倀刀 椀渀挀椀搀攀渀琀 㨀帀⤀ഊAlso loved was the guy yelling at us (on our way back from fight practice)
਀琀漀 ∀圀愀欀攀 甀瀀℀ 䤀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 渀椀渀琀攀攀渀琀栀 挀攀渀琀甀爀礀Ⰰ 礀愀 欀渀漀眀℀∀ ⠀刀伀吀䘀䰀䴀䄀伀℀⤀ഊ
਀䰀漀爀搀 圀甀氀昀最愀爀 匀椀氀戀攀爀戀攀爀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: CHRISTINE_McGLOTHLIN at sagepub.COM (CHRISTINE_McGLOTHLIN)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Flying domes (We're not in KS anymore...)
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀　 䨀甀氀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㄀㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㌀ ⴀ　㐀　　ഊOrganization: The Internet
਀ഊBart l'Wolfe [Cary Riall <criall at indirect.com>] writes:
਀   㸀 搀漀攀猀 愀渀礀漀渀攀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀栀攀 昀氀礀椀渀最 搀漀洀攀 愀琀 䔀猀琀爀攀氀氀愀 琀眀漀 漀爀 琀栀爀攀攀ഊ   > years ago?  It stopped the field battle cold while we watched it
਀   㸀 爀漀挀欀攀琀 昀甀氀氀礀 琀眀漀 栀甀渀搀爀攀搀 昀攀攀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 愀椀爀Ⰰ 猀瀀椀氀氀椀渀最 猀栀漀爀琀猀 愀渀搀ഊ   > tunics the whole time. We applauded as it crashed, and as if in
਀   㸀 愀渀猀眀攀爀Ⰰ 椀琀 稀漀漀洀攀搀 甀瀀 愀最愀椀渀⸀ഊ
਀⠀挀漀渀昀椀爀洀椀渀最㨀 琀眀漀 䔀猀琀爀攀氀氀愀✀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ ㄀㤀㤀㐀⤀ഊ
਀吀栀攀爀攀 眀愀猀 愀 氀愀爀最攀 最爀漀甀瀀 漀昀 甀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 䠀攀爀愀氀搀猀✀ 䌀漀渀猀甀氀琀椀渀最 吀攀渀琀 愀琀 琀栀攀ഊtime.  We heard this incredible cheer (presumably every fighter out on
਀琀栀攀 眀愀爀 昀椀攀氀搀⤀ 愀渀搀 氀漀漀欀攀搀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 琀漀 猀攀攀 琀栀攀 昀氀礀椀渀最 搀漀洀攀 琀攀渀琀⸀ഊSomeone noticed a heraldic banner still attached to the dome and
਀栀攀爀愀氀搀猀 猀琀愀爀琀攀搀 琀爀礀椀渀最 琀漀 椀搀攀渀琀椀昀礀 漀眀渀攀爀 漀昀 琀栀攀 搀漀洀攀 戀礀 琀栀攀 攀洀戀氀愀稀漀渀℀ഊ
਀䤀✀洀 琀漀氀搀 琀栀攀爀攀 眀攀爀攀 瀀氀攀渀琀氀礀 漀昀 漀渀ⴀ昀椀攀氀搀 挀漀洀洀攀渀琀猀 琀漀 琀栀攀 攀昀昀攀挀琀 漀昀ഊ"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto!"
਀ⴀⴀഊ Eilidh Swann of Strathlachlan  *  Darach Shire, Caid (Ventura, CA)
਀ 䌀栀爀椀猀琀椀渀攀 ⠀䌀愀琀⤀ 䴀挀䜀氀漀琀栀氀椀渀     ⨀  倀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀 䔀搀椀琀漀爀Ⰰ 䨀漀甀爀渀愀氀猀ഊ cat_mcglothlin at sagepub.com     *  Sage Publications, Inc.
਀儀甀愀爀琀攀爀氀礀 猀愀戀氀攀 愀渀搀 伀爀Ⰰ 愀 猀眀愀渀 爀漀甀猀愀渀琀 眀椀渀最猀 搀椀猀瀀氀愀礀攀搀 挀漀甀渀琀攀爀挀栀愀渀最攀搀⸀ഊ
਀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 戀焀㈀㄀㐀 愀琀 䘀爀攀攀一攀琀⸀䌀愀爀氀攀琀漀渀⸀䌀䄀 ⠀䄀渀搀爀攀眀 䌀⸀ 䴀甀爀搀漀挀栀⤀ഊSubject: Re: Seeing Braveheart in Garb
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 吀栀攀 一愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 䌀愀瀀椀琀愀氀 䘀爀攀攀一攀琀ഊDate: Fri, 14 Jul 1995 04:38:25 GMT
਀ഊWhen the local gentles of Seagirt went to see Braveheart in garb,one of us
਀最漀琀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 攀渀琀栀甀猀椀愀猀琀椀挀 愀渀搀 眀漀爀攀 栀椀猀 洀漀猀琀氀礀 洀攀琀愀氀 栀攀愀瘀礀 昀椀最栀琀椀渀最 愀爀洀漀甀爀ഊinto the show. He got a large amount of laughter and applause from the
਀爀攀猀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 愀甀搀椀攀渀挀攀 眀栀攀渀 栀攀 最漀琀 甀瀀 琀漀 最漀 琀漀 琀栀攀 戀愀琀栀爀漀漀洀 搀甀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀 猀栀漀眀Ⰰഊgoing clank,clank,clank up the aisle.
਀ഊColin of Skye
਀ഊmundanely known as...
਀ⴀⴀഊHail,Centurion!            "Love is that condition in which the happiness
਀䄀渀搀爀攀眀 䌀⸀ 䴀甀爀搀漀挀栀            漀昀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀 椀猀 攀猀猀攀渀琀椀愀氀 琀漀 礀漀甀爀 漀眀渀⸀∀ഊbq214 at freenet.carleton.ca                            - Robert A. Heinlein
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 䄀氀攀砀开䠀愀爀琀 愀琀 洀椀渀搀氀椀渀欀⸀戀挀⸀挀愀 ⠀䄀氀攀砀 䠀愀爀琀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 吀栀漀猀攀 䴀愀最渀椀昀椀挀攀渀琀 䜀攀渀琀氀攀猀 愀渀搀 吀栀攀椀爀 䘀氀礀椀渀最 䐀漀洀攀ⴀ吀攀渀琀猀ഊDate: Mon, 10 Jul 95 17:50:00 -0700
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䴀䤀一䐀 䰀䤀一䬀℀ ⴀ 䈀爀椀琀椀猀栀 䌀漀氀甀洀戀椀愀Ⰰ 䌀愀渀愀搀愀ഊ
਀匀漀甀渀搀猀 氀椀欀攀 挀爀漀眀渀 猀漀洀攀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀 椀渀 䰀椀漀渀猀 䜀愀琀攀 栀攀爀攀 椀渀 䄀渀 吀椀爀⸀ഊDuring one court, a hot air baloon floated over looking to land.
਀䄀猀 椀琀 愀瀀瀀攀攀愀爀攀搀 琀栀攀礀 洀椀最栀琀 戀攀 栀攀愀搀攀搀 琀漀眀爀愀搀猀 愀 猀眀愀洀瀀Ⰰ 愀氀漀琀 漀昀 甀猀 爀甀猀栀攀搀ഊfrom court to try and rescue them (Honestly the thought of the champagne
਀琀栀攀礀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀搀氀礀 挀愀爀爀礀 昀漀爀 攀瘀攀爀礀 琀爀椀瀀 渀攀瘀攀爀 攀渀琀攀爀攀搀 洀礀 洀椀渀搀  ⴀ 眀攀氀氀 渀漀琀 琀漀漀ഊmuch anyhow0
਀匀攀攀椀渀最 琀栀攀 洀甀氀琀椀琀甀搀攀 漀昀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 椀渀 昀甀渀渀礀 挀氀漀琀栀攀猀 爀甀渀渀椀渀最 琀栀攀椀爀 眀愀礀 ⠀愀渀搀ഊseveral gentles had swords etc) they poured on the fuel and were out of
਀琀栀攀爀攀 琀栀甀猀 猀瀀漀椀氀椀渀最 洀礀 挀栀愀渀挀攀 愀琀 栀攀氀瀀椀渀最 琀漀 焀甀愀昀昀 挀栀愀洀瀀愀最渀攀⸀ഊSorry -  make that rescue people form the swamp !
਀ഊAlastair the Eastern Traveller
਀䰀椀漀渀猀 䜀愀琀攀Ⰰ 䄀渀 吀椀爀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: ae766 at yfn.ysu.edu (David Sanders)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: tents blowing away was: (those darn )viking tents
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㄀㤀 䨀甀氀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㄀㔀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
਀ഊIn a previous article, VUGC52A at prodigy.com (Dana Tweedy) says:
਀ഊ>Yurts may hold up well against winds, but I remember back at Pennsic 17 
਀㸀漀爀 ㄀㠀Ⰰ 䤀 猀愀眀 愀 礀甀爀琀 昀氀愀琀琀攀渀攀搀 戀礀 愀 䐀漀搀最攀 瘀愀渀⸀   吀栀攀 瘀愀渀Ⰰ 瀀愀爀欀攀搀 漀渀 䠀漀爀搀攀Ⰰ ഊ>hill lost its brakes early in the morning and rolled over the yurt.  The 
਀㸀漀渀氀礀 琀栀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀 欀攀瀀琀 椀琀 昀爀漀洀 爀甀渀渀椀渀最 搀漀眀渀 琀栀攀 栀椀氀氀 愀渀搀 昀氀愀琀琀攀渀椀渀最 洀漀爀攀 ഊ>tents was a large army surplus cooler that had been once used to hold 
਀㸀栀甀洀愀渀 戀氀漀漀搀⸀      䰀甀挀欀椀氀礀 渀漀 漀渀攀 眀愀猀 戀愀搀氀礀 椀渀樀甀爀攀搀⸀  吀栀攀爀攀 眀攀爀攀 琀眀漀 ഊ>"shadows" in the grass where two dome tents had been.  A set of tire 
਀㸀琀爀愀挀欀猀 爀愀渀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 戀漀琀栀 猀栀愀搀漀眀猀⸀ഊ
਀䤀 愀爀爀椀瘀攀搀 漀渀 琀栀攀 猀挀攀渀攀 猀栀漀爀琀氀礀 愀昀琀攀爀 琀栀攀 椀渀挀椀搀攀渀琀⸀  䤀 眀愀猀 猀琀愀礀椀渀最 椀渀 䠀漀爀搀攀ഊcamp, and if I'm not mistaken it was Sunday, and people were striking camp.
਀䤀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 琀栀攀 氀愀甀最栀琀攀爀Ⰰ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 琀栀愀琀 挀漀漀氀攀爀 栀愀搀 猀琀漀瀀瀀攀搀 琀栀攀 瘀愀渀 樀甀猀琀 猀栀漀爀琀ഊof a still-sleeping body.  From under the mass of wood and canvas was heard:
਀ഊ     "I've just got to get a new wake-up service!"
਀ഊVajk
਀愀攀㜀㘀㘀 愀琀 礀昀渀⸀礀猀甀⸀攀搀甀ഊ
਀倀⸀匀⸀  吀栀愀琀 焀甀漀琀攀 椀猀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 眀栀漀 眀攀爀攀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀  䄀猀 䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ 䤀 愀爀爀椀瘀攀搀ഊa few minutes after the incident.  Unless, of course, there were more than
਀漀渀攀 猀甀挀栀 椀渀挀椀搀攀渀琀⸀  倀攀漀瀀氀攀 眀攀爀攀 猀琀椀氀氀 氀愀甀最栀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀 眀栀攀渀 䤀 愀爀爀椀瘀攀搀⸀ ഊ
਀ഊFrom: brgarwood at aol.com (BRgarwood)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Re: YKYITSCAW
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㌀㄀ 䨀甀氀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㄀㈀㨀　㌀㨀㔀㌀ ⴀ　㐀　　ഊ
਀琀攀愀挀栀洀爀琀 愀琀 愀漀氀⸀挀漀洀 ⠀吀攀愀挀栀 䴀爀 吀⤀ 眀爀椀琀攀猀㨀ഊ>You're on your way to an event and need a coffee.
਀㸀ഊ>Since you are in garb, you don't stop at the local doughnut shop (you are
਀㸀愀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀 愀 眀攀氀氀ⴀ爀攀猀瀀攀挀琀攀搀 琀攀愀挀栀攀爀⤀⸀ഊ
਀䴀礀 挀漀洀瀀愀渀椀漀渀猀 愀渀搀 䤀 眀攀爀攀 漀渀 漀甀爀 眀愀礀 昀爀漀洀 漀甀爀 挀爀愀猀栀 猀瀀愀挀攀 琀漀 愀渀 攀瘀攀渀琀 椀渀ഊSilfren Mere. (Rochester, Minnesota).  On the way we stopped, in garb, at 
਀琀栀攀 氀漀挀愀氀 䴀椀猀琀攀爀 䐀漀渀甀琀 猀栀漀瀀⸀  吀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 眀漀爀搀猀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 挀氀攀爀欀猀 洀漀甀琀栀 眀攀爀攀 ⸀ഊ. . . . . "Are you guys from North Dakota?"
਀ഊBerwyn
਀刀甀搀椀瘀愀氀攀Ⰰ 吀栀愀琀猀 椀渀 一漀爀琀栀 䐀愀欀漀琀愀⸀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: djheydt at uclink.berkeley.edu (Dorothy J Heydt)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: Clothes, no clothes, bad clothes, etc. (was: Novels)
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀ 䄀甀最 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㈀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㔀㐀 䜀䴀吀ഊOrganization: University of California, Berkeley
਀ഊ[Various good bad examples of OOP clothing in cover art snipped]
਀ഊCountess Adrienne of Toledo (Adrienne Martine-Barnes) wrote an
਀攀砀挀攀氀氀攀渀琀 昀愀渀琀愀猀礀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 开吀栀攀 䘀椀爀攀 匀眀漀爀搀开 椀渀 眀栀椀挀栀 琀栀攀 栀攀爀漀椀渀攀ഊwas transported to an alternate 12th century England.  She spent
਀洀漀猀琀 漀昀 栀攀爀 琀椀洀攀 椀渀 吀ⴀ琀甀渀椀挀猀㬀 漀挀挀愀猀椀漀渀愀氀氀礀 猀栀攀 栀愀搀 愀 挀氀漀愀欀㬀 瀀愀爀琀ഊof the time she was stark naked (magic protected her when her hut
਀戀甀爀渀琀 搀漀眀渀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 椀琀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 瀀爀漀琀攀挀琀 琀栀攀 挀氀漀琀栀攀猀Ⰰ 猀攀攀⤀⸀ഊ
਀∀䈀甀琀 眀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ∀ 䄀搀爀椀攀渀渀攀 眀愀椀氀攀搀 眀栀攀渀 猀栀攀 猀愀眀 琀栀攀 挀漀瘀攀爀Ⰰ ∀眀栀攀爀攀 椀渀ഊthe entire book will you find her in a muslin bikini?"
਀ഊ(Maybe the artist had intended to paint her starkers and somebody
਀挀栀椀挀欀攀渀攀搀 漀甀琀㼀⤀ഊ
਀吀栀攀爀攀 椀猀 椀渀 䈀攀爀欀攀氀攀礀 愀 最甀礀 昀愀洀漀甀猀 昀漀爀 最漀椀渀最 愀爀漀甀渀搀 猀琀愀爀欀攀爀猀ഊwhenever he can get away with it (which is not very often any
਀洀漀爀攀Ⰰ 猀椀渀挀攀 琀栀攀 䌀椀琀礀 䌀漀甀渀挀椀氀 瀀愀猀猀攀搀 愀 氀愀眀 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 椀琀⤀⸀  䠀攀 挀愀洀攀ഊto an SCA event once.  They tell me he actually did show up in
਀琀栀攀 戀甀昀昀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 琀栀攀 䄀甀琀漀挀爀愀琀 挀愀洀攀 漀瘀攀爀 愀渀搀 琀漀氀搀 栀椀洀 椀渀 渀漀 甀渀挀攀爀琀愀椀渀ഊterms that this was not Berkeley, that there were children about,
਀愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀 椀昀 栀攀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 最攀琀 栀椀猀 愀猀猀 戀甀猀琀攀搀 椀渀琀漀 樀愀椀氀 猀漀ഊfast the rest of him would have to catch up by Pony Express, he'd
਀戀攀琀琀攀爀 瀀甀琀 猀漀洀攀 挀氀漀琀栀椀渀最 漀渀 椀琀⸀ഊ
਀圀栀攀渀 䤀 猀愀眀 栀椀洀Ⰰ 䘀爀椀搀愀礀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 栀攀 眀愀猀 眀攀愀爀椀渀最 愀 氀漀椀渀挀氀漀琀栀 愀渀搀 愀ഊpair of sandals.
਀ഊOn Saturday I saw him in a pair of baggy pants and a pair of
਀猀愀渀搀愀氀猀⸀ഊ
਀䈀礀 匀甀渀搀愀礀 栀攀 栀愀搀 愀搀搀攀搀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 戀漀氀攀爀漀 愀渀搀 愀 栀愀琀⸀  䤀昀 眀攀✀搀 栀愀搀ഊlong enough to work on him, we probably could've gotten him fully
਀挀氀漀琀栀攀搀⸀ഊ
਀䄀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 栀攀 挀漀甀氀搀 最攀琀 愀 樀漀戀 瀀漀猀椀渀最 昀漀爀 挀漀瘀攀爀猀 漀昀 爀漀洀愀渀挀攀 渀漀瘀攀氀猀ⴀⴀഊhe is in fairly decent shape (gad! he'd better be).  He'd better
਀最爀漀眀 栀椀猀 栀愀椀爀 戀愀挀欀 椀渀Ⰰ 琀栀漀甀最栀⸀ഊ
਀吀栀攀 愀洀甀猀椀渀最 琀栀椀渀最 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 渀漀戀漀搀礀 琀椀瀀瀀攀搀 栀椀洀 漀昀昀 琀漀 琀爀礀 愀爀最甀椀渀最ഊthat nakedness is period (Adam, etc.).
਀ഊAs Mistress Eilis remarked to Mistress Katherine Saturday
਀洀漀爀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 愀猀 琀栀攀礀 眀愀琀挀栀攀搀 栀椀洀 搀漀椀渀最 挀愀氀椀猀琀栀攀渀椀挀猀 愀琀 琀栀攀 攀搀最攀 漀昀ഊthe Eric, "There are nudists, and then there are exhibitionists.
਀䠀攀✀猀 愀渀 攀砀栀椀戀椀琀椀漀渀椀猀琀⸀∀ഊ
਀䐀漀爀漀琀栀礀 䨀⸀ 䠀攀礀搀琀ഊdjheydt at uclink.berkeley.edu	
਀唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀 漀昀 䌀愀氀椀昀漀爀渀椀愀ഊBerkeley
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 氀椀氀愀 愀琀 氀礀渀砀⸀䌀伀⸀一娀 ⠀䰀椀氀愀 刀椀挀栀愀爀搀猀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 䤀渀 愀 瀀氀愀礀㼀 ⠀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 焀甀椀琀攀⤀ഊDate: 16 Aug 1995 09:47:12 -0400
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 吀栀攀 䤀渀琀攀爀渀攀琀ഊ
਀䄀 最爀漀甀瀀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 匀栀椀爀攀 漀昀 匀漀甀琀栀爀漀渀 䜀愀愀爀搀 栀愀搀 戀攀攀渀 琀漀 愀 瀀攀爀昀漀爀洀愀渀挀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀ഊmovie, "The Navigator", before which we had done a dance demo.  Afterwards,
਀眀攀 爀攀琀甀爀渀攀搀 琀漀 琀栀攀 瀀愀爀欀椀渀最 戀甀椀氀搀椀渀最 眀栀攀爀攀 漀甀爀 挀愀爀猀 眀攀爀攀 瀀愀爀欀攀搀Ⰰ 琀漀 昀椀渀搀 琀栀攀ഊlift (ie. elevator) doors had jammed, with a lift full of shoppers trapped
਀椀渀猀椀搀攀Ⰰ 瀀愀渀椀挀欀椀渀最 愀渀搀 爀甀渀渀椀渀最 猀栀漀爀琀 漀昀 愀椀爀⸀  圀椀琀栀 最爀攀愀琀 瀀爀攀猀攀渀挀攀 漀昀 洀椀渀搀Ⰰഊone of our fighters thrust the blade of his sword between the doors and
਀洀愀渀愀最攀搀 琀漀 眀攀搀最攀 琀栀攀洀 愀瀀愀爀琀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 ⴀ 攀渀漀甀最栀 琀漀 瀀爀漀瘀椀搀攀 猀漀洀攀 愀椀爀 ⠀愀渀搀 愀ഊfriendly voice) until the experts arrived.  Needless to say, he was the
਀挀栀愀洀瀀椀漀渀 漀昀 ⨀琀栀愀琀⨀ 攀瘀攀渀琀℀ഊ
਀䌀愀椀琀氀椀渀 渀椀 䌀甀洀栀愀椀氀氀 渀愀 䌀爀甀愀挀栀愀渀ⰀഊShire of Southron Gaard, Southernmost Land of the Kingdom of Caid.
਀开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开开ഊLila Richards, PO Box 13715, Christchurch, New Zealand.   Email: lila at lynx.co.nz
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 刀漀渀 圀漀漀搀 㰀爀漀渀㸀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 夀䬀夀䤀吀匀䌀䄀圀ഊDate: 22 Aug 1995 17:51:37 GMT
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䌀䔀ⴀ䌀䔀刀吀ഊ
਀䤀 眀愀猀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 琀栀攀爀攀 昀漀爀 琀栀椀猀 漀渀攀㨀ഊ
਀䤀渀 琀栀攀 ⠀琀栀攀渀⤀ 猀栀椀爀攀 漀昀 圀甀爀洀 圀愀氀搀 ⠀䌀栀愀洀瀀愀椀最渀攀ⴀ唀爀戀愀渀愀 䤀氀氀椀渀漀椀猀⤀Ⰰ 愀琀 琀栀攀 昀攀猀琀椀瘀愀氀ഊof maidens tournament, I think it was the winter of 1974-75, I had just been
਀焀甀愀氀椀昀椀攀搀 琀漀 昀椀最栀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 匀䌀䄀⸀  伀渀 匀甀渀搀愀礀Ⰰ 䤀 眀攀渀琀 琀漀 氀甀渀挀栀 眀椀琀栀 䈀樀漀爀渀 刀椀最洀漀爀猀漀渀ഊand Halfdan Greenleaf at an IHOP in town.  Now Halfdan really looked the part
਀漀昀 愀 瘀椀欀椀渀最Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 氀漀渀最 挀甀爀氀礀 栀愀椀爀 愀渀搀 愀渀 攀渀漀爀洀漀甀猀 戀攀愀爀搀⸀  䠀攀 攀瘀攀渀 栀愀搀 愀 栀攀氀洀 ഊwith horns (I know, but they really do look nice).  Anyway, the waitress came
਀漀瘀攀爀 琀漀 漀甀爀 琀愀戀氀攀 愀渀搀 愀猀欀攀搀 昀漀爀 漀甀爀 漀爀搀攀爀猀Ⰰ 䠀愀氀昀搀愀渀Ⰰ 椀渀 愀 最爀甀昀昀 瘀漀椀挀攀 猀愀椀搀ഊ"Meat!"  The waitress, non-plussed, asked him how he would like his meat.  He
਀洀愀搀攀 愀 最爀攀愀琀 猀栀漀眀 漀昀 瀀甀氀氀椀渀最 愀 焀甀愀爀琀攀爀 漀甀琀 漀昀 栀椀猀 瀀漀甀挀栀Ⰰ 昀氀椀瀀瀀攀搀 椀琀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 椀渀ഊthe same gruff voice said, "Cooked!"
਀ഊYes, I've heard this story told back to me in many forms; it does make a very
਀最漀漀搀 愀瀀漀挀爀礀瀀栀愀氀 猀琀漀爀礀⸀  䈀甀琀 漀渀 洀礀 栀漀渀漀爀Ⰰ 䤀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀爀攀 愀渀搀 眀椀琀渀攀猀猀攀搀 椀琀⸀  䈀甀琀 䤀ഊalso believe that a story is a living, vibrant thing, and should grow and
਀昀氀漀甀爀椀猀栀 眀椀琀栀 攀愀挀栀 爀攀琀攀氀氀椀渀最⸀  圀栀礀 氀攀琀 琀爀甀琀栀 最攀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 眀愀礀 漀昀 愀 最漀漀搀 猀琀漀爀礀㼀 䤀ഊalso realize that in the years since this incident, and possibly the years 
਀戀攀昀漀爀攀Ⰰ 洀愀渀礀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 栀愀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀 琀栀攀 猀愀洀攀 琀栀椀渀最Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀瀀愀眀渀攀搀 洀漀爀攀 ∀甀爀戀愀渀 氀攀最攀渀搀猀∀ഊconcerning this same story.
਀ഊWolf Egilsson aka Greywolf aka Hey You!
਀漀昀 琀栀攀 䐀爀愀昀渀 圀愀爀戀愀渀搀Ⰰ 䌀愀氀愀昀椀愀Ⰰ 䌀愀椀搀ഊ--
਀刀漀渀 圀漀漀搀Ⰰ 匀礀猀琀攀洀猀 䄀搀洀椀渀椀猀琀爀愀琀漀爀 䌀䔀ⴀ䌀䔀刀吀Ⰰ 唀䌀刀ഊ781-5788
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 栀漀氀猀琀攀渀 愀琀 渀愀琀甀爀攀⸀戀攀爀欀攀氀攀礀⸀攀搀甀 ⠀䐀漀渀渀愀 䠀漀氀猀琀攀渀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 夀䬀夀䤀吀匀䌀䄀圀ഊDate: Thu, 7 Sep 1995 11:49:27
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 唀䌀 䈀攀爀欀攀氀攀礀ഊ
਀䄀琀 琀栀攀 戀攀最椀渀渀椀渀最 漀昀 琀栀攀 猀甀洀洀攀爀 䤀 眀愀猀 愀琀 愀渀 攀瘀攀渀琀 眀椀琀栀 洀礀 琀眀漀 搀漀最猀⸀  䤀 眀愀猀 ഊwearing a 16th cen German gown, complete with hat.  I decided to take the
਀搀漀最猀 昀漀爀 愀 眀愀氀欀 椀渀 琀栀攀 眀漀漀搀猀礀 愀爀攀愀ⴀⴀ眀攀 最漀琀 愀琀 氀攀愀猀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 ㄀⼀㈀ 洀椀氀攀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 ഊevent area.  I had let the dogs off-leash (one is a Rott, and one is a 
਀猀洀愀氀氀Ⰰ 戀氀愀挀欀 昀甀稀稀礀 搀漀最⤀ 眀栀攀渀 䤀 渀漀琀椀挀攀搀 琀眀漀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 漀渀 栀漀爀猀攀猀⸀  吀栀攀 搀漀最猀 愀爀攀 ഊboth good with horses, but the people were giving me funny looks, so I 
਀挀愀氀氀攀搀 琀栀攀 搀漀最猀 琀漀 洀攀⸀  吀栀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 猀琀椀氀氀 欀攀瀀琀 氀漀漀欀椀渀最 愀琀 洀攀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 䤀 最漀琀 ഊannoyed that they were angry--after all, I had the dogs under control.  It 
਀⨀栀漀渀攀猀琀氀礀⨀ 琀漀漀欀 洀攀 ⨀琀眀漀⨀ 搀愀礀猀 琀漀 爀攀愀氀椀稀攀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 昀甀渀渀礀 氀漀漀欀猀 眀攀爀攀渀✀琀 ഊbecause of the dogs, but because of the garb.
਀ഊJoanna (and Calvin the Rott, and Eleanora the Schipperke)
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 眀眀眀愀昀琀 愀琀 愀挀挀攀猀猀㈀⸀搀椀最攀砀⸀渀攀琀 ⠀䐀攀砀琀攀爀 䜀甀瀀琀椀氀氀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 䘀爀攀愀欀椀渀最 琀栀攀 䴀甀渀搀愀渀攀猀 ⠀眀愀猀 刀攀㨀 ∀䄀爀攀 礀漀甀 椀渀 愀 瀀氀愀礀㼀∀ 刀攀瘀椀猀椀琀攀搀⸀⸀⸀⤀ഊDate: 5 Oct 1995 17:24:25 -0400
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䔀砀瀀爀攀猀猀 䄀挀挀攀猀猀 伀渀氀椀渀攀 䌀漀洀洀甀渀椀挀愀琀椀漀渀猀Ⰰ 䜀爀攀攀渀戀攀氀琀Ⰰ 䴀䐀 唀匀䄀ഊ
਀䤀渀 愀爀琀椀挀氀攀 㰀䐀䘀稀䜀䴀䠀⸀䬀㌀㤀 愀琀 昀爀攀攀渀攀琀⸀挀愀爀氀攀琀漀渀⸀挀愀㸀ⰀഊPeter Thorn <aw504 at FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote:
਀嬀匀一䤀倀崀ഊ>...The more amusing thing, to my mind, is to try and freak the
਀㸀匀䌀䄀搀椀愀渀猀⸀⸀⸀⸀ഊ>Lord Ouen atte Thornes de St-Helier, Called the Peevish
਀ഊNo #$%&, there I was. The weekend before Pennsic War Week is the 
਀一漀爀琀栀ⴀ匀漀甀琀栀 匀欀椀爀洀椀猀栀 䄀猀猀漀挀椀愀琀椀漀渀✀猀 ⠀䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀渀 䌀椀瘀圀愀爀 琀愀爀最攀琀 猀栀漀漀琀攀爀猀⤀ ഊAllegheny Regional Skirmish. It's on the way to Pennsic. I shot in the 
਀洀甀猀欀攀琀 洀愀琀挀栀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀 挀氀攀愀渀攀搀 洀礀 最甀渀Ⰰ 猀攀渀琀 椀琀 栀漀洀攀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 搀爀漀瘀攀 琀漀 倀攀渀渀猀椀挀⸀ ഊ
਀一攀砀琀 匀挀攀渀攀㨀 琀栀攀 吀爀漀氀氀 䈀漀漀琀栀⸀ 䤀渀 眀愀氀欀猀 琀栀椀猀 戀漀稀漀 椀渀 䌀漀渀昀攀搀攀爀愀琀攀 最爀愀礀猀⸀ ഊNumerous Scadians give him A Look. Comes the response, "Sorry about the 
਀搀甀搀猀⸀ 吀栀攀 琀椀洀攀 洀愀挀栀椀渀攀 栀愀搀 愀 氀愀礀漀瘀攀爀 椀渀 ㄀㠀㘀㌀⸀∀  㨀ⴀ⤀ഊ
਀⨀⨀⨀ 䐀攀砀琀攀爀 䌀⸀ 䜀甀瀀琀椀氀氀Ⰰ 䌀漀洀瀀甀琀攀爀 匀攀爀瘀椀挀攀猀Ⰰ 䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀渀 䘀攀搀 漀昀 吀攀愀挀栀攀爀猀ഊ*** Cmdr, 49th VA Vol Inf, CSA (N-SSA); Pvt, Hampden's Regt of Foote (ECW)
਀⨀⨀⨀ 䄀䬀䄀 䰀搀⸀ 䔀爀椀挀栀 瘀漀渀 䬀氀攀椀渀昀攀氀搀Ⰰ 匀琀椀攀爀戀愀挀栀Ⰰ 䄀琀氀愀渀琀椀愀 ⠀匀䌀䄀⤀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: andrixos at aol.com (Andrixos)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: A much gentler Mormon/SCA encounter
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㌀ 伀挀琀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 　㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㈀ ⴀ　㐀　　ഊ
਀匀攀瘀攀爀愀氀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀 䤀 眀愀猀 愀琀琀攀渀搀椀渀最 愀渀 攀瘀攀渀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 䴀椀搀爀攀愀氀洀 搀甀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀ഊgreatest heat of summer. After cleaning up from the tourney and putting on
਀攀瘀攀渀椀渀最 最愀爀戀Ⰰ 䤀 猀琀漀瀀瀀攀搀 戀礀 愀 最爀漀挀攀爀礀 猀琀漀爀攀 琀漀 瀀椀挀欀 甀瀀 猀漀洀攀 戀攀攀爀 昀漀爀 昀攀愀猀琀⸀ഊ At the register, I was in line behind two clean-cut young gentlemen
਀眀攀愀爀椀渀最 猀甀椀琀猀 椀渀 渀椀渀攀琀礀ⴀ搀攀最爀攀攀 眀攀愀琀栀攀爀⸀  䤀 渀漀琀椀挀攀搀 琀栀攀 琀礀瀀椀挀愀氀 渀愀洀攀琀愀最猀Ⰰഊas well as a football helmet tie pin with "BYU" on the stouter young man.
਀ഊ   I put my six pack on the belt behind their gallon of milk and pack of
਀伀爀攀漀 挀漀漀欀椀攀猀⸀  圀攀 猀琀愀爀攀搀 愀琀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀 昀漀爀 愀 昀攀眀 猀攀挀漀渀搀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 琀栀攀ഊthinner of the two said, with a grin,
਀∀伀䬀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 漀戀瘀椀漀甀猀 眀栀愀琀 眀攀 愀爀攀⸀  圀栀愀琀 愀爀攀 礀漀甀㼀∀ഊ
਀  䄀昀琀攀爀 愀 猀栀愀爀攀搀 挀栀甀挀欀氀攀Ⰰ 䤀 最椀瘀攀 琀栀攀 琀栀椀爀琀礀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 椀渀昀漀爀洀愀琀椀漀渀 猀瀀攀攀挀栀Ⰰഊwithout the recruitment section.  In exchange, they did not try to talk me
਀椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀椀爀 爀攀氀椀最椀漀渀⸀  圀攀 瀀愀爀琀攀搀Ⰰ 栀愀瘀椀渀最 愀搀搀攀搀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀✀猀ഊday.
਀ഊAndrixos Seljukroctonis
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 䔀爀椀挀 䨀漀渀 䌀愀洀瀀戀攀氀氀 㰀攀樀挀愀洀瀀戀攀 愀琀 攀漀猀⸀渀挀猀甀⸀攀搀甀㸀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 刀攀㨀 夀䬀夀䈀伀伀吀匀䌀䄀吀䰀圀ഊDate: Tue, 07 Nov 1995 19:21:50 -0500
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 一漀爀琀栀 䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀愀 匀琀愀琀攀 唀渀椀瘀攀爀猀椀琀礀ഊ
਀䈀爀甀挀攀 䴀椀氀氀猀 眀爀漀琀攀㨀ഊ> You know you've been out of the SCA too long when.....
਀㸀 ഊ> ...the first time in ages you pick up duct tape, and actually use it to
਀㸀 琀愀瀀攀 搀甀挀琀猀℀ഊ> 
਀㸀 䄀欀椀洀漀礀愀ഊ> Ealdormere
਀ഊBetter yet 
਀伀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀椀搀攀渀琀猀 椀渀 洀礀 搀漀爀洀 渀攀攀搀攀搀 猀漀洀攀 搀甀挀琀 琀愀瀀攀⸀  䠀攀 眀攀渀琀 愀爀漀甀渀搀ഊasking if anyone had any duct tape. The answer he got five times was    
਀最漀 愀猀欀 堀愀瘀椀攀爀 栀攀✀猀 愀 猀挀愀搀椀愀渀 栀攀✀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 椀琀⸀ഊ
਀圀栀攀渀 愀猀欀攀搀 眀栀椀挀栀 爀漀漀洀 眀愀猀 堀愀瘀椀攀爀✀猀 琀栀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 愀渀猀眀攀爀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀ഊroom down at the other end that smelled like bread baking and beer
਀戀爀攀眀椀渀最⸀ഊ
਀䄀洀愀稀椀渀最氀礀 攀渀漀甀最栀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀椀搀攀渀琀 昀漀甀渀搀 洀礀 爀漀漀洀 愀渀搀 最漀琀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 猀挀愀爀攀搀 眀栀攀渀ഊhe asked for duct tape and I asked him which color would he like.
਀⠀愀琀 琀栀攀 琀椀洀攀 䤀 栀愀搀 戀氀愀挀欀Ⰰ 爀攀搀Ⰰ 最爀攀攀渀Ⰰ 戀爀漀眀渀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 琀爀愀搀椀琀椀漀渀愀氀㬀 䤀 渀攀瘀攀爀ഊhave been able to find the red again)
਀ഊ-Xavier
਀ⴀⴀ ഊEric Jon Campbell Sr Textile Engineering at NCSU
਀⠀愀氀椀愀猀⤀ 堀愀瘀椀攀爀 䌀愀洀瀀戀攀氀氀 愀洀愀琀攀甀爀 戀氀愀挀欀猀洀椀琀栀 愀渀搀 戀爀攀眀攀爀ഊ
਀ഊFrom: pat at lalaw.lib.CA.US (Pat Lammerts)
਀一攀眀猀最爀漀甀瀀猀㨀 爀攀挀⸀漀爀最⸀猀挀愀ഊSubject: butterscotch
਀䐀愀琀攀㨀 ㈀㘀 䐀攀挀 ㄀㤀㤀㔀 ㄀㠀㨀㐀㠀㨀㐀㈀ ⴀ　㔀　　ഊ
਀㸀䤀 爀攀挀愀氀氀 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 洀漀爀攀 爀漀眀搀礀 昀漀氀欀猀 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 䈀愀爀漀渀礀 漀昀 䄀渀最攀氀猀 ⠀洀椀最栀琀ഊ>have been College of the Voyagers) inventing a rather untidy game, which I
਀㸀猀愀眀 瀀氀愀礀攀搀 愀琀 䔀猀琀爀攀氀氀愀 氀愀琀攀 愀琀 渀椀最栀琀 愀 昀攀眀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀⸀  䌀漀渀琀攀猀琀愀渀琀猀 眀漀甀氀搀ഊ>pair off - men with open shirts, women with low-cut bodices... and both
਀㸀眀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 挀栀漀挀漀氀愀琀攀 瀀甀搀搀椀渀最 猀洀攀愀爀攀搀 愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀椀爀 渀攀挀欀猀Ⰰ 猀栀漀甀氀搀攀爀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀ഊ>upper chests.  The winning (man/woman) couple was the one who managed to
਀㸀氀椀挀欀 甀瀀 攀瘀攀爀礀 戀椀琀 漀昀 瀀甀搀搀椀渀最 昀爀漀洀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀 琀栀攀 昀愀猀琀攀猀琀⸀  䄀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀ഊ>doing this OUTDOORS, late on a chilly Estrella evening...
਀㸀ഊ>Daveed the Bemused
਀ഊActually, you have the correct Barony, but the wrong sub-group.
਀吀栀攀 最爀漀甀瀀 礀漀甀 猀愀眀 眀愀猀 䠀漀甀猀攀 䈀氀愀挀欀爀甀渀攀Ⰰ 昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 䌀愀渀琀漀渀 漀昀 琀栀攀ഊCanyons.  The chocolate pudding lick is one of their favorite
਀挀漀渀琀攀猀琀猀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 搀漀 椀琀 眀栀攀渀攀瘀攀爀 䠀漀甀猀攀 䈀氀愀挀欀爀甀渀攀 猀瀀漀渀猀漀爀猀 愀ഊtavern or Lord Stromberg Blackrune brings lots of kegs of his
਀匀琀爀漀洀戀爀愀甀⸀  䤀 昀椀爀猀琀 猀愀眀 琀栀攀 瀀甀搀搀椀渀最 氀椀挀欀 愀琀 琀栀攀 䈀氀愀挀欀爀甀渀攀ഊTavern at Angels 20th Anniversary Celebration almost five 
਀礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀⸀  䔀瘀攀渀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 椀琀 愀瀀瀀愀爀攀渀琀氀礀 眀愀猀 渀漀琀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 琀椀洀攀ഊthat they had done it.  From what I have seen and heard, all
਀挀漀渀琀攀猀琀愀渀琀猀 攀渀樀漀礀攀搀 琀栀攀洀猀攀氀瘀攀猀Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 渀漀 挀漀洀瀀氀愀椀渀琀猀 愀戀漀甀琀ഊstained garb.  
਀ഊHuette
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਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 戀愀爀戀愀渀椀猀 愀琀 瘀渀攀琀⸀椀戀洀⸀䌀伀䴀 ⠀䜀攀漀爀最攀 䈀愀爀戀愀渀椀猀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 䜀愀爀戀 椀渀 洀甀渀搀愀渀椀愀 ⠀眀愀猀㨀 䘀爀椀渀最攀 最爀漀甀瀀猀⤀ഊDate: 29 Mar 1996 02:17:48 -0500
਀ഊ> I would no more wear NASA coveralls to an
਀㸀 匀䌀䄀 攀瘀攀渀琀 琀栀愀渀 䤀 眀漀甀氀搀 眀攀愀爀 䈀礀稀愀渀琀椀渀攀 爀漀戀攀猀 愀渀搀 愀 猀眀漀爀搀 琀漀 洀礀ഊ> modern job.
਀ഊByzantine robes and a sword?  I did just that!  I was asked to go install
਀猀漀洀攀 猀漀昀琀眀愀爀攀 愀琀 愀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀 猀椀琀攀Ⰰ 漀渀 琀栀攀 氀愀猀琀 匀甀渀搀愀礀 漀昀 挀愀爀渀椀瘀愀氀⸀  䄀渀搀ഊearly that day I put on my Byzantine robes, wore my boots, belted my
਀猀眀漀爀搀Ⰰ 琀栀爀攀眀 愀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 漀昀 䐀䄀吀 琀愀瀀攀猀 椀渀 洀礀 瀀漀甀挀栀 㨀⤀ 愀渀搀 漀昀昀 䤀 眀攀渀琀⸀ 吀栀攀ഊfolks at the customer site were a bit perplexed at my less-than-standard
਀䤀䈀䴀 愀琀琀椀爀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 琀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀 愀洀甀猀攀搀⸀ഊ
਀䄀氀攀砀椀漀猀 䴀愀挀攀搀漀渀ഊ(mka George Barbanis)
਀ഊ
਀䘀爀漀洀㨀 猀愀氀氀攀礀 愀琀 渀椀欀琀漀眀⸀挀愀渀椀猀椀甀猀⸀攀搀甀 ⠀䐀愀瘀椀搀 匀愀氀氀攀礀⤀ഊNewsgroups: rec.org.sca
਀匀甀戀樀攀挀琀㨀 匀甀爀昀眀愀琀挀栀⠀琀洀⤀ 圀椀瀀攀猀 伀甀琀℀℀℀ഊDate: 4 Apr 1996 16:58:30 GMT
਀伀爀最愀渀椀稀愀琀椀漀渀㨀 䌀愀渀椀猀椀甀猀 䌀漀氀氀攀最攀Ⰰ 䈀甀昀昀愀氀漀Ⰰ 一夀  ㄀㐀㈀　㠀ഊ
਀    圀椀琀栀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 瀀漀爀渀漀最爀愀瀀栀礀 漀渀 琀栀攀 挀漀洀瀀甀琀攀爀 渀攀琀眀漀爀欀猀Ⰰ 猀漀昀琀眀愀爀攀 洀愀渀甀昀愀挀琀甀爀攀爀猀ഊhave been trying to jump on the bandwagon fast enough to sell us something.
਀吀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 渀漀眀 挀漀洀洀攀爀挀椀愀氀 洀漀渀椀琀漀爀 瀀爀漀最爀愀洀猀 愀瘀愀椀氀愀戀氀攀 昀漀爀 洀漀猀琀 倀䌀猀⸀  伀渀攀 猀甀挀栀ഊprogram is called "Surfwatch"(tm).  The way it works is simple, Mom and Dad
਀氀漀愀搀 琀栀攀 瀀爀漀最爀愀洀 椀渀 愀渀搀 琀礀瀀攀 椀渀 愀 瀀愀猀猀眀漀爀搀⸀  圀栀攀渀攀瘀攀爀 猀漀洀攀漀渀攀 猀琀愀爀琀猀 瀀甀氀氀椀渀最ഊfiles off the net, the monitor program will read the file before putting it
਀漀渀 琀栀攀 猀挀爀攀攀渀 愀渀搀 椀昀 椀琀 栀愀猀 愀渀 ∀愀搀甀氀琀∀ 眀漀爀搀猀Ⰰ 椀琀 眀椀氀氀 愀猀欀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 瀀愀猀猀眀漀爀搀⸀ഊNo password, no file.
਀ഊ    Last week, Surfwatch(tm) decided that my heraldry letters were obscene
਀攀渀漀甀最栀 琀漀 爀攀焀甀椀爀攀 愀 瀀愀猀猀眀漀爀搀℀℀℀  圀攀 爀攀愀搀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀栀攀 氀攀琀琀攀爀Ⰰ 挀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 昀椀渀搀ഊany objectionable material and decided on a brute-force solution.  We tore
਀琀栀攀 氀攀琀琀攀爀 愀瀀愀爀琀 愀渀搀 瀀愀猀猀攀搀 椀琀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀栀攀 洀漀渀椀琀漀爀 愀 瀀椀攀挀攀 愀琀 愀 琀椀洀攀⸀  ഊAnything Surfwatch rejected we tore into smaller pieces.  The letter became 
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